Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
Chronic masticator.
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
· Jan 25
This is the dumbest apocalypse.
WHAT DO MEAN “MICROCOCK” ISN’T ALLOWED?!
Is there no where to escape from Trump?
Is there no where to escape from Trump?
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
WHAT DO MEAN “MICROCOCK” ISN’T ALLOWED?!
Is there no where to escape from Trump?
Is there no where to escape from Trump?
Author of the Bible: what if told you there’s a work of fiction that assholes will use to control your life?
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Author of the Bible: what if told you there’s a work of fiction that assholes will use to control your life?
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I'm looking at two autographs of Mickey Mouse and I'm pretty sure one of them is a forgery.
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'm looking at two autographs of Mickey Mouse and I'm pretty sure one of them is a forgery.
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*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here
Attention Cormac McCarthy fans: have you heard of the Irish writer Paul Lynch? He is magnificent, gifted with a rhythmic style all his own, and endowed with a lexicon not dissimilar to Cormac’s. A worthy yet utterly unique heir to McCarthy’s vivid, violent, gorgeous prose.
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Attention Cormac McCarthy fans: have you heard of the Irish writer Paul Lynch? He is magnificent, gifted with a rhythmic style all his own, and endowed with a lexicon not dissimilar to Cormac’s. A worthy yet utterly unique heir to McCarthy’s vivid, violent, gorgeous prose.
BUT THOSE MIGRATORY BIRDS HAVE NO PAPERS!!
-MAGA John James Audubon
-MAGA John James Audubon
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
BUT THOSE MIGRATORY BIRDS HAVE NO PAPERS!!
-MAGA John James Audubon
-MAGA John James Audubon
Now if Trump had instead gone targeted all the illegal Canada geese immigrants that crap everywhere and hiss at our dogs, he’d have a 60% approval rating.
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Now if Trump had instead gone targeted all the illegal Canada geese immigrants that crap everywhere and hiss at our dogs, he’d have a 60% approval rating.
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PAUL MCCARTNEY: she was just 17, you know what I mean
REPUBLICANS: make it 15 and then we can relate
REPUBLICANS: make it 15 and then we can relate
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
PAUL MCCARTNEY: she was just 17, you know what I mean
REPUBLICANS: make it 15 and then we can relate
REPUBLICANS: make it 15 and then we can relate
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CONSERVATIVES: same sex marriage is an abomination against God
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: age is just a number and that number is 15 for us
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: age is just a number and that number is 15 for us
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
CONSERVATIVES: same sex marriage is an abomination against God
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: age is just a number and that number is 15 for us
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: age is just a number and that number is 15 for us
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a preview; that is all
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 AM
a preview; that is all
In the end, Frankenstein’s monster was not the hideously cobbled creature he’d assembled, but rather his unquenchable need to create life.
Oh, and his unrivaled clown porn collection.
Oh, and his unrivaled clown porn collection.
November 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
In the end, Frankenstein’s monster was not the hideously cobbled creature he’d assembled, but rather his unquenchable need to create life.
Oh, and his unrivaled clown porn collection.
Oh, and his unrivaled clown porn collection.
Me: My dog really looks up to me.
Coworker: Aw how cute!
Me: Why? He’s just way shorter than I am.
Coworker: Aw how cute!
Me: Why? He’s just way shorter than I am.
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Me: My dog really looks up to me.
Coworker: Aw how cute!
Me: Why? He’s just way shorter than I am.
Coworker: Aw how cute!
Me: Why? He’s just way shorter than I am.
Do Italian deaf people also use their nation’s hand gestures when speaking sign language? And do they have an accent?
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Do Italian deaf people also use their nation’s hand gestures when speaking sign language? And do they have an accent?
All conversations are hearsay.
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
All conversations are hearsay.
Her: Penny for your thoughts?
Me: I guess inflation isn’t as bad as I thought.
Me: I guess inflation isn’t as bad as I thought.
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Her: Penny for your thoughts?
Me: I guess inflation isn’t as bad as I thought.
Me: I guess inflation isn’t as bad as I thought.
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Am I the only one still miffed about Teapot Dome? What's wrong with you people?
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Am I the only one still miffed about Teapot Dome? What's wrong with you people?
Trump’s 50-year mortgage idea is brilliant because the average age of a US homebuyer is now 40 & the avg lifespan is 78, so when you die, your will is gonna bequeath 12 years of mortgage payments to your kids.
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Trump’s 50-year mortgage idea is brilliant because the average age of a US homebuyer is now 40 & the avg lifespan is 78, so when you die, your will is gonna bequeath 12 years of mortgage payments to your kids.
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THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
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[Megyn Kelly says 15 year old girls are barely legal]
BLUESKY TRUST AND SAFETY: [asleep]
[Patton Oswalt says pedophiles should go the way of Fargo]
BT&S: have you no regard for human life
BLUESKY TRUST AND SAFETY: [asleep]
[Patton Oswalt says pedophiles should go the way of Fargo]
BT&S: have you no regard for human life
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
[Megyn Kelly says 15 year old girls are barely legal]
BLUESKY TRUST AND SAFETY: [asleep]
[Patton Oswalt says pedophiles should go the way of Fargo]
BT&S: have you no regard for human life
BLUESKY TRUST AND SAFETY: [asleep]
[Patton Oswalt says pedophiles should go the way of Fargo]
BT&S: have you no regard for human life
My favorite part of thanksgiving? Getting in the car to go home.
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My favorite part of thanksgiving? Getting in the car to go home.
An intervention is when you get ratioed by friends and family
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
An intervention is when you get ratioed by friends and family
I guess what I’m saying is, if you’re gonna hate people, try to hate all of them. Picking out one group is a bad look.
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I guess what I’m saying is, if you’re gonna hate people, try to hate all of them. Picking out one group is a bad look.
Me: I’m worried you’re becoming an antisemite
Them: Nope I’m anti-colonialism and occupation.
Me: You’re sitting on land taken from Native Americans.
Them: That happened ages ago.
Me: So only recent occupations like Kashmir?
Them: Never heard of it.
Me: I’m worried you’re becoming an antisemite
Them: Nope I’m anti-colonialism and occupation.
Me: You’re sitting on land taken from Native Americans.
Them: That happened ages ago.
Me: So only recent occupations like Kashmir?
Them: Never heard of it.
Me: I’m worried you’re becoming an antisemite
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Me: I’m worried you’re becoming an antisemite
Them: Nope I’m anti-colonialism and occupation.
Me: You’re sitting on land taken from Native Americans.
Them: That happened ages ago.
Me: So only recent occupations like Kashmir?
Them: Never heard of it.
Me: I’m worried you’re becoming an antisemite
Them: Nope I’m anti-colonialism and occupation.
Me: You’re sitting on land taken from Native Americans.
Them: That happened ages ago.
Me: So only recent occupations like Kashmir?
Them: Never heard of it.
Me: I’m worried you’re becoming an antisemite
Me: I’m worried you’re becoming an antisemite
Them: I’m just anti-genocide.
Me: So you’re worked up about Darfur too?
Them: Dar what now?
Me: And Myanmar?
Them: My what?
Me: And Xinjiang?
Them: My shins?
Me: I’m worried you’re becoming an antisemite
Them: I’m just anti-genocide.
Me: So you’re worked up about Darfur too?
Them: Dar what now?
Me: And Myanmar?
Them: My what?
Me: And Xinjiang?
Them: My shins?
Me: I’m worried you’re becoming an antisemite
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Me: I’m worried you’re becoming an antisemite
Them: I’m just anti-genocide.
Me: So you’re worked up about Darfur too?
Them: Dar what now?
Me: And Myanmar?
Them: My what?
Me: And Xinjiang?
Them: My shins?
Me: I’m worried you’re becoming an antisemite
Them: I’m just anti-genocide.
Me: So you’re worked up about Darfur too?
Them: Dar what now?
Me: And Myanmar?
Them: My what?
Me: And Xinjiang?
Them: My shins?
Me: I’m worried you’re becoming an antisemite