NurseBrianRN
@nursebrianrn.bsky.social
Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing
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balls is my preferred method for going deep.
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
balls is my preferred method for going deep.
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Last night, I was bitten by a radioactive lawyer and woke up with power of attorney.
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Last night, I was bitten by a radioactive lawyer and woke up with power of attorney.
if you close your eyes and wish upon a christmas star, Cher will do your hair & makeup.
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
if you close your eyes and wish upon a christmas star, Cher will do your hair & makeup.
being gay is a gentle balance between consuming iced coffees and crippling depression naps.
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
being gay is a gentle balance between consuming iced coffees and crippling depression naps.
a single-serve coffee maker is a great reminder every morning that i'll die alone.
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
a single-serve coffee maker is a great reminder every morning that i'll die alone.
murder is like cilantro—you either love it or it tastes like soap.
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
murder is like cilantro—you either love it or it tastes like soap.
earrings are for gypsies and whores. -my grandma on the latest fashion trends
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
earrings are for gypsies and whores. -my grandma on the latest fashion trends
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“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
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“Not one word, Barbara.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“Not one word, Barbara.”
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The squirrels will tell my story.
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The squirrels will tell my story.
this is Jim. he’s a full-time, stay-at-home dog.
-dog people
-dog people
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
this is Jim. he’s a full-time, stay-at-home dog.
-dog people
-dog people
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- I can’t believe I was hacked.
- What was your password?
- The year the Mongol Empire, with the help of the Southern Song dynasty, completed its conquest of the Jin dynasty after the final Jin stronghold of Caizhou fell.
- And when was that?
- 1234
- What was your password?
- The year the Mongol Empire, with the help of the Southern Song dynasty, completed its conquest of the Jin dynasty after the final Jin stronghold of Caizhou fell.
- And when was that?
- 1234
October 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
- I can’t believe I was hacked.
- What was your password?
- The year the Mongol Empire, with the help of the Southern Song dynasty, completed its conquest of the Jin dynasty after the final Jin stronghold of Caizhou fell.
- And when was that?
- 1234
- What was your password?
- The year the Mongol Empire, with the help of the Southern Song dynasty, completed its conquest of the Jin dynasty after the final Jin stronghold of Caizhou fell.
- And when was that?
- 1234
i’ve been a second mother to you all.
but only if that mother were like an alcoholic distant cousin you only see at the holidays.
but only if that mother were like an alcoholic distant cousin you only see at the holidays.
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i’ve been a second mother to you all.
but only if that mother were like an alcoholic distant cousin you only see at the holidays.
but only if that mother were like an alcoholic distant cousin you only see at the holidays.
and this time, he’s out for blood…
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
and this time, he’s out for blood…
still thinking about the time I came out to my dad whose response was, “don’t worry. everyone’s experimented in college...everyone.”
WHO THE FUCK IS COMING OUT TO WHOM HERE, DAD!? WHO!?
WHO THE FUCK IS COMING OUT TO WHOM HERE, DAD!? WHO!?
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
still thinking about the time I came out to my dad whose response was, “don’t worry. everyone’s experimented in college...everyone.”
WHO THE FUCK IS COMING OUT TO WHOM HERE, DAD!? WHO!?
WHO THE FUCK IS COMING OUT TO WHOM HERE, DAD!? WHO!?
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(Me, doing anything requiring all of my concentration)
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
(Me, doing anything requiring all of my concentration)
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
if you don’t serve an autumnal-inspired cocktail at your Thanksgiving, are you even a gay?
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
if you don’t serve an autumnal-inspired cocktail at your Thanksgiving, are you even a gay?
“let it go” is a song about a forty year old dad growing to accept his body
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
“let it go” is a song about a forty year old dad growing to accept his body
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If I say that I’m baking for the holidays, it just means I’m smoking pot.
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
If I say that I’m baking for the holidays, it just means I’m smoking pot.
i’m just saying—it’s not celibacy, if it’s not by her own choosing, dear. -my mother on my sister’s sex life
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
i’m just saying—it’s not celibacy, if it’s not by her own choosing, dear. -my mother on my sister’s sex life
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when i found that our custard-like dessert had gone bad it was very off-pudding.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
when i found that our custard-like dessert had gone bad it was very off-pudding.
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I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all.
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all.
i’m not criticizing you. i just think you look awful. -my mother
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i’m not criticizing you. i just think you look awful. -my mother
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whatever happens at the back of the fridge, especially on the middle shelf, is frankly none of my business
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
whatever happens at the back of the fridge, especially on the middle shelf, is frankly none of my business