NurseBrianRN
@nursebrianrn.bsky.social
Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing
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It's important to choose gratitude so today I appreciate the little escape hatch on the front of my undies
January 6, 2026 at 2:38 AM
It's important to choose gratitude so today I appreciate the little escape hatch on the front of my undies
just ate at your mom’s place
January 6, 2026 at 3:29 PM
just ate at your mom’s place
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you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string
January 6, 2026 at 4:34 AM
you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string
would very much like to forget everything i’ve learned on this voyage of self discovery.
January 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
would very much like to forget everything i’ve learned on this voyage of self discovery.
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you know who else circles back? vultures
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
you know who else circles back? vultures
waking up every day in 2026:
January 5, 2026 at 2:36 PM
waking up every day in 2026:
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does anyone know my password at work? or how to do my job?
January 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
does anyone know my password at work? or how to do my job?
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weeds are cool and all, but there should be other tumblethings
January 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
weeds are cool and all, but there should be other tumblethings
does anyone know my password at work? or how to do my job?
January 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
does anyone know my password at work? or how to do my job?
a pocket thesaurus is great, if you don’t know a lot of words, and you’re wearing cargo pants, and don’t have any friends really.
January 4, 2026 at 10:16 PM
a pocket thesaurus is great, if you don’t know a lot of words, and you’re wearing cargo pants, and don’t have any friends really.
in case your mom never said anything—when you go out with two buttons undone on your top, you’re a whore.
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 PM
in case your mom never said anything—when you go out with two buttons undone on your top, you’re a whore.
It’s like some of you were never a teen girl whose cheating ex cancelled a date, forcing you to babysit kids in the burbs, ending up in a wild adventure with a hook-armed trucker, a criminal syndicate, and the Lords of Hell to rescue a friend from a Chicago bus depot and it shows
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
It’s like some of you were never a teen girl whose cheating ex cancelled a date, forcing you to babysit kids in the burbs, ending up in a wild adventure with a hook-armed trucker, a criminal syndicate, and the Lords of Hell to rescue a friend from a Chicago bus depot and it shows
my baby is turning 1!
January 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
my baby is turning 1!
we don’t have Coke is diet benis, ok?
January 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
we don’t have Coke is diet benis, ok?
any openings in the bathroom? thanks.
January 2, 2026 at 8:47 PM
any openings in the bathroom? thanks.
i mean, I have a name. Geez!!!
January 2, 2026 at 1:33 PM
i mean, I have a name. Geez!!!
me, acting surprised upon entering the birthday party that i completely planned and threw by myself:
January 2, 2026 at 12:46 AM
me, acting surprised upon entering the birthday party that i completely planned and threw by myself:
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Still writing "2025" on my ransom notes.
January 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Still writing "2025" on my ransom notes.
i want someone who will love me for me—so, I changed everything about myself
January 1, 2026 at 9:37 PM
i want someone who will love me for me—so, I changed everything about myself
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
i keep writing “never ending year of hell” on all my checks…
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM
i keep writing “never ending year of hell” on all my checks…
nj fucking hates tim.
January 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM
nj fucking hates tim.
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November 10, 1971, 3:12 am
[Nudging wife awake]: someone just named a new baby Walton Goggins
[Nudging wife awake]: someone just named a new baby Walton Goggins
January 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
November 10, 1971, 3:12 am
[Nudging wife awake]: someone just named a new baby Walton Goggins
[Nudging wife awake]: someone just named a new baby Walton Goggins
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i could have sworn it was called the mandela affect
January 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
i could have sworn it was called the mandela affect
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Wanna feel old?
1726 was only 300 years ago
1726 was only 300 years ago
January 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Wanna feel old?
1726 was only 300 years ago
1726 was only 300 years ago