NurseBrianRN
@nursebrianrn.bsky.social
Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing
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masturbated to John Tesh Live on dvd. again.
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
masturbated to John Tesh Live on dvd. again.
this is the kind of news you need in your feed
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
this is the kind of news you need in your feed
‘Tis the season to watch Love Actually until your eyes pour blood.
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
‘Tis the season to watch Love Actually until your eyes pour blood.
historical evidence that war was really, really gay
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
historical evidence that war was really, really gay
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giggling uncontrollably every time my lawyer says pro bono
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
giggling uncontrollably every time my lawyer says pro bono
babe, wake up! a new gay slur just dropped:
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
babe, wake up! a new gay slur just dropped:
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i thought a labubu was a vagina injury
September 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
i thought a labubu was a vagina injury
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me explaining moby dick even though i only know the first sentence: ishmael is just his nickname his real name is moby dick
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
me explaining moby dick even though i only know the first sentence: ishmael is just his nickname his real name is moby dick
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When I say "according to my research" I mean any of the following:
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
When I say "according to my research" I mean any of the following:
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
not many people know this, but phil collins tried to murder me on a boat once.
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
not many people know this, but phil collins tried to murder me on a boat once.
sorry, sir. you just missed!
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
sorry, sir. you just missed!
this was also the name of my goth band in high school
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
this was also the name of my goth band in high school
me bringing in the tree up two flights of stairs:
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
me bringing in the tree up two flights of stairs:
every day from now until christmas
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
every day from now until christmas
kiss me under the purely decorative popeye’s balcony, so i know it’s real
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
kiss me under the purely decorative popeye’s balcony, so i know it’s real
1 out of every 3 new yorkers has written, directed, and starred in an episode of law & order.
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
1 out of every 3 new yorkers has written, directed, and starred in an episode of law & order.
never follow a hippie to a second location
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
never follow a hippie to a second location
god bless us. everyone.
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
god bless us. everyone.
forgot to leave out a plate of racist drunk uncles last night.
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
forgot to leave out a plate of racist drunk uncles last night.
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Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
playlist for thanksgiving dinner with the fam has been sorted:
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
playlist for thanksgiving dinner with the fam has been sorted:
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
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I’m that person who needs to go grocery shopping the day before Thanksgiving not FOR Thanksgiving but because I have no food in my house except guacamole.
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’m that person who needs to go grocery shopping the day before Thanksgiving not FOR Thanksgiving but because I have no food in my house except guacamole.
stayed up until 4am watching a documentary on the horrors of sleep deprivation.
yes, i know.
yes, i know.
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
stayed up until 4am watching a documentary on the horrors of sleep deprivation.
yes, i know.
yes, i know.