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@lyse.bsky.social
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@lyse.bsky.social
· Feb 21
Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.
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it's not a depression meal, it's survival tapas
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 AM
it's not a depression meal, it's survival tapas
The motherfucker can’t assemble a functioning government for US - what chance would Venezuela have if he were actually in charge
With Nicolás Maduro out of power, the Trump administration is racing to assemble an interim governing structure for Venezuela.
After Maduro Ouster, Trump Takes On the Risks of Governing Venezuela
The administration is racing to get an interim government in place, even as pushback from Maduro’s allies raise fears of instability.
on.wsj.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:22 AM
The motherfucker can’t assemble a functioning government for US - what chance would Venezuela have if he were actually in charge
Oh shit. Was there still a bounty on Maduro? If so - who wants to bet that Trump claims it
January 4, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Oh shit. Was there still a bounty on Maduro? If so - who wants to bet that Trump claims it
If law and order ever means anything other than human trafficking and illegal imprisonment again one of the first orders of business? Track every transaction in and out of these fuckers accounts and root THEM ALL OUT
January 4, 2026 at 12:49 AM
If law and order ever means anything other than human trafficking and illegal imprisonment again one of the first orders of business? Track every transaction in and out of these fuckers accounts and root THEM ALL OUT
What. The. FUCK.
“Oh, that country got stuff you want and the leader has a…well, not lighter but browner complexion? Feel free to “liberate” them”
Where is the billionaire money being funneled into you, @hrw.org? Fiscal corruption has to be a better look than incompetency, right?
“Oh, that country got stuff you want and the leader has a…well, not lighter but browner complexion? Feel free to “liberate” them”
Where is the billionaire money being funneled into you, @hrw.org? Fiscal corruption has to be a better look than incompetency, right?
After decades of repression, Venezuelans deserve a prompt transition to a rights-respecting democracy, led by Venezuelans, where their freedoms and right to participate in free and fair elections are respected.
Read HRW’s statement on US strikes on Venezuela:
Read HRW’s statement on US strikes on Venezuela:
US Strikes Venezuela, Says it Will ‘Run’ Country
On the night of January 2, the US military conducted strikes on Venezuela, and took into custody the country’s president, Nicolás Maduro, and his wife, Cilia Flores.
www.hrw.org
January 4, 2026 at 12:42 AM
What. The. FUCK.
“Oh, that country got stuff you want and the leader has a…well, not lighter but browner complexion? Feel free to “liberate” them”
Where is the billionaire money being funneled into you, @hrw.org? Fiscal corruption has to be a better look than incompetency, right?
“Oh, that country got stuff you want and the leader has a…well, not lighter but browner complexion? Feel free to “liberate” them”
Where is the billionaire money being funneled into you, @hrw.org? Fiscal corruption has to be a better look than incompetency, right?
Guys - should I actually toss the box from my old iPhone 13? It is a really nice box but small
January 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Guys - should I actually toss the box from my old iPhone 13? It is a really nice box but small
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sweet potato turkey n’ rice bowls! a healthy budget meal for you and your family to enjoy, and only $20.98 for the whole thing! i hope you guys enjoy.
January 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
sweet potato turkey n’ rice bowls! a healthy budget meal for you and your family to enjoy, and only $20.98 for the whole thing! i hope you guys enjoy.
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*hands on hips* I cannot believe this fantasy film isn't historically accurate
January 3, 2026 at 11:47 PM
*hands on hips* I cannot believe this fantasy film isn't historically accurate
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in my humble & prude opinion, art (like anything else) requires consent
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
in my humble & prude opinion, art (like anything else) requires consent
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The Republicans think it's their job to overthrow the whole world, cover all the lands in a second darkness, and rule over a graveyard. But don't worry, because the Democrats think it's their job to keep their jobs, and nothing more. So we have a pretty good defense brewing, clearly.
January 3, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The Republicans think it's their job to overthrow the whole world, cover all the lands in a second darkness, and rule over a graveyard. But don't worry, because the Democrats think it's their job to keep their jobs, and nothing more. So we have a pretty good defense brewing, clearly.
The same workplace that did a completed janked switchover on our scheduling system is now having more and more people unable to access documents needed because the “upgraded” computers lack the programs needed to read them
January 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
The same workplace that did a completed janked switchover on our scheduling system is now having more and more people unable to access documents needed because the “upgraded” computers lack the programs needed to read them
This should be a massive warning for every sovereign country out there.
“We call on other nations to stand united, because what happened today in Venezuela can happen anywhere"
“We call on other nations to stand united, because what happened today in Venezuela can happen anywhere"
Rodriguez: "Together, the Venezuelan people will find a peaceful way forward. Those who use violence and violate international law are in the wrong (...) We call on other nations to stand united, because what happened today in Venezuela can happen anywhere"
January 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
This should be a massive warning for every sovereign country out there.
“We call on other nations to stand united, because what happened today in Venezuela can happen anywhere"
“We call on other nations to stand united, because what happened today in Venezuela can happen anywhere"
What have you actually done to work against this? A few “strongly worded” tweets? While give a nod on the sly? Frankly at this point you have to decide if your legacy is compliancy or incompetence
My full statement on the Trump Administration’s military actions in Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
What have you actually done to work against this? A few “strongly worded” tweets? While give a nod on the sly? Frankly at this point you have to decide if your legacy is compliancy or incompetence
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Casual Imperialism by Grandpa Sundown and the Alt Right Kids. I don't even know what to say anymore. We are hostages in the back of a burning bus heading a hundred miles an hour toward an ocean cliff while the driver brags about what a good driver he is between nodding off and soiling himself.
Trump: "We're going to have our very large United States oil companies go in, spend billions of dollars, fix the badly broken infrastructure and start making money for the country. And we are ready to stage a second and much larger attack if we need to do so."
January 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Casual Imperialism by Grandpa Sundown and the Alt Right Kids. I don't even know what to say anymore. We are hostages in the back of a burning bus heading a hundred miles an hour toward an ocean cliff while the driver brags about what a good driver he is between nodding off and soiling himself.
Wait - doesn’t a grand jury need to indict?
if "machineguns and destructive devices" are a basis for prosecuting a foreign head of state on their soil then idk bud
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Wait - doesn’t a grand jury need to indict?
Do restaurants really sell potlikker at a premium? Like, is it a soup? Or do they sell it as an au jus?
January 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Do restaurants really sell potlikker at a premium? Like, is it a soup? Or do they sell it as an au jus?
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But by this reasoning, other countries could be allowed to arrest and try a sitting US president
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 12:34 PM
But by this reasoning, other countries could be allowed to arrest and try a sitting US president
Oh wow. Impressed with Proton mail. Sent them screen shots of the Bsky doxxing and death threats that linked to a private email one of their users. Just got reply that the acct is no longer operational because of dudes abuse
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Oh wow. Impressed with Proton mail. Sent them screen shots of the Bsky doxxing and death threats that linked to a private email one of their users. Just got reply that the acct is no longer operational because of dudes abuse
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
The US attacked a foreign country and then kidnapped its elected president and his wife. wtf. How about some sanctions to go with those “naughty naught, donnie” announcements?
January 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
The US attacked a foreign country and then kidnapped its elected president and his wife. wtf. How about some sanctions to go with those “naughty naught, donnie” announcements?
Black Rock has a pecan pie blondie offering?! 🚨🚨
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Black Rock has a pecan pie blondie offering?! 🚨🚨
Would someone please show the “lady” from Florida a map and then explain to her the concept of jurisdiction
My statement on the capture of the brutal, illegitimate ruler of Venezuela, Nicolás Maduro, and need for a transition to democracy:
January 3, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Would someone please show the “lady” from Florida a map and then explain to her the concept of jurisdiction
It is said that, if you leave a saucer of milk out for the pictsies, they will break into your cottage and steal everything in your drinks cabinet.
- Terry Pratchett, Nanny Ogg's Cookbook
- Terry Pratchett, Nanny Ogg's Cookbook
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
It is said that, if you leave a saucer of milk out for the pictsies, they will break into your cottage and steal everything in your drinks cabinet.
- Terry Pratchett, Nanny Ogg's Cookbook
- Terry Pratchett, Nanny Ogg's Cookbook