Lyse
@lyse.bsky.social
Veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat
mom. She/her. PNW.
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Lyse
@lyse.bsky.social
· Feb 21
Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.
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"There is SO much crime in cities."
"No there's not..."
"What do you mean?" (Shoots an innocent woman to death for no reason.) "Yes there is."
"No there's not..."
"What do you mean?" (Shoots an innocent woman to death for no reason.) "Yes there is."
January 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
"There is SO much crime in cities."
"No there's not..."
"What do you mean?" (Shoots an innocent woman to death for no reason.) "Yes there is."
"No there's not..."
"What do you mean?" (Shoots an innocent woman to death for no reason.) "Yes there is."
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WaPo just published an opinion piece an hour ago about how Tim Walz's political career is over.
I don't know what comes next, but every single citizen should cancel their subscription to WaPo and the NYT. All they have left is to be a propaganda arm of a fascist regime and nascent dictatorship.
I don't know what comes next, but every single citizen should cancel their subscription to WaPo and the NYT. All they have left is to be a propaganda arm of a fascist regime and nascent dictatorship.
January 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
WaPo just published an opinion piece an hour ago about how Tim Walz's political career is over.
I don't know what comes next, but every single citizen should cancel their subscription to WaPo and the NYT. All they have left is to be a propaganda arm of a fascist regime and nascent dictatorship.
I don't know what comes next, but every single citizen should cancel their subscription to WaPo and the NYT. All they have left is to be a propaganda arm of a fascist regime and nascent dictatorship.
You do not need to watch a murder to say it is bad.
You do not need to watch a murder to take action.
You do not need to watch a murder to prove yourself to ghosts on the internet.
Do not traumatize yourself to appease others.
You do not need to watch a murder to take action.
You do not need to watch a murder to prove yourself to ghosts on the internet.
Do not traumatize yourself to appease others.
Alternatively, do, if you can handle it. We should not get the privilege of turning a blind eye. Not anymore. Too many have done that to Palestine and still deny it’s as bad as it is there.
If you can’t handle it, there is nothing wrong with that. If you can, bear witness and TAKE ACTION.
If you can’t handle it, there is nothing wrong with that. If you can, bear witness and TAKE ACTION.
Don’t watch a video of someone dying.
January 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
You do not need to watch a murder to say it is bad.
You do not need to watch a murder to take action.
You do not need to watch a murder to prove yourself to ghosts on the internet.
Do not traumatize yourself to appease others.
You do not need to watch a murder to take action.
You do not need to watch a murder to prove yourself to ghosts on the internet.
Do not traumatize yourself to appease others.
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Discworld QOTD, from Snuff
January 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Snuff
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This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
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one of the best responses I've ever seen to a NYT request to use a video
no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
January 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
one of the best responses I've ever seen to a NYT request to use a video
Demons have existed on the Discworld for at least as long as the gods, who in many ways they closely resemble. The difference is basically the same as that between terrorists and freedom fighters.
- Terry Pratchett, Eric
- Terry Pratchett, Eric
January 7, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Demons have existed on the Discworld for at least as long as the gods, who in many ways they closely resemble. The difference is basically the same as that between terrorists and freedom fighters.
- Terry Pratchett, Eric
- Terry Pratchett, Eric
It is shaping up to be one of THOSE nights. First attempt to go to sleep is in ashes
January 7, 2026 at 9:01 AM
It is shaping up to be one of THOSE nights. First attempt to go to sleep is in ashes
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People are saying the reason why he launched his car into orbit was to get rid of a dead body in the trunk.
Not saying I believe it but it would be difficult to prove.
Makes you think.
Not saying I believe it but it would be difficult to prove.
Makes you think.
January 7, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Is that Royal Kingdom app using AI or are those the real actors?
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Is that Royal Kingdom app using AI or are those the real actors?
I ate too much before throwing in the marinara 🤰
January 7, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I ate too much before throwing in the marinara 🤰
Anyone find those sentimental car ads weird? No mention of features, safety, even comfort - just this weird emotional “vehicle is family”
January 7, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Anyone find those sentimental car ads weird? No mention of features, safety, even comfort - just this weird emotional “vehicle is family”
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Danish guy gets it
January 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Danish guy gets it
Just had an ad pop up that I was actually interested in - until the dude did this weird ass wink and face
a little girl is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat .
ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Just had an ad pop up that I was actually interested in - until the dude did this weird ass wink and face
Some vitamin ad bashing medications and saying selling her product like “what if I told you our ingredients have been around longer than people”.
Like, what. Where the fuck do people think medications originated?
Like, what. Where the fuck do people think medications originated?
January 7, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Some vitamin ad bashing medications and saying selling her product like “what if I told you our ingredients have been around longer than people”.
Like, what. Where the fuck do people think medications originated?
Like, what. Where the fuck do people think medications originated?
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someone said big pharma should periodically release quaaludes for a limited time, like a narcotic mcrib
January 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
someone said big pharma should periodically release quaaludes for a limited time, like a narcotic mcrib
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Indigenous Summer starts the day a white person tries to pet a buffalo
January 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Indigenous Summer starts the day a white person tries to pet a buffalo
Dude who quote posted me has the most unhinged ideas is calling me shallow and performative.
Whatever shall I do? Wherever shall I go?
Whatever shall I do? Wherever shall I go?
a woman is covering her face with her hand and looking down
Alt: a woman is covering her face with her hand and looking down
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Dude who quote posted me has the most unhinged ideas is calling me shallow and performative.
Whatever shall I do? Wherever shall I go?
Whatever shall I do? Wherever shall I go?
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listen y'all. therapy just kicked my ass and i'm finding it super hard to motivate myself. so can we finish my mutual aid goal like.. asafp? cus it's already 4pm here and i really need something good to happen today
seriously. please 😿
seriously. please 😿
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
listen y'all. therapy just kicked my ass and i'm finding it super hard to motivate myself. so can we finish my mutual aid goal like.. asafp? cus it's already 4pm here and i really need something good to happen today
seriously. please 😿
seriously. please 😿
And here we go
Magats are liberals. The elections in the US are at best liberal infighting.
MAGAts seem willing to vote for the most vile candidates because they agree with two of a hundred campaign platforms
Liberals seem willing to throw their hands in the air in despair if a candidate is not custom made to their specifications
And people wonder how we ended up where we are
Liberals seem willing to throw their hands in the air in despair if a candidate is not custom made to their specifications
And people wonder how we ended up where we are
January 6, 2026 at 11:56 PM
And here we go
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i am extremely proud to announce my latest journalism
this piece is about DuPont, General Motors, TEFLON, PFOA, PFOS, and our POISONED world
we keep each other safe, and it begins with free, trustworthy information
read it for free: junoryleejournalism.com/2025/12/18/d...
this piece is about DuPont, General Motors, TEFLON, PFOA, PFOS, and our POISONED world
we keep each other safe, and it begins with free, trustworthy information
read it for free: junoryleejournalism.com/2025/12/18/d...
December 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
i am extremely proud to announce my latest journalism
this piece is about DuPont, General Motors, TEFLON, PFOA, PFOS, and our POISONED world
we keep each other safe, and it begins with free, trustworthy information
read it for free: junoryleejournalism.com/2025/12/18/d...
this piece is about DuPont, General Motors, TEFLON, PFOA, PFOS, and our POISONED world
we keep each other safe, and it begins with free, trustworthy information
read it for free: junoryleejournalism.com/2025/12/18/d...
Anyone else a bit surprised that the docs weren’t just shot?
“Doctors Without Borders, the international medical aid group, said Tuesday that Israel had ordered it to cease operations in the Gaza Strip after it failed to comply with new restrictions that include registration of all Gazan employees and limits on criticism of Israel’s conduct of the war.”
Israel Tells Doctors Without Borders to End Its Work in Gaza
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Anyone else a bit surprised that the docs weren’t just shot?
Lmao. Time for the annual ordering of the toilet paper
January 6, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Lmao. Time for the annual ordering of the toilet paper
Unexpected bonus of physical media: needing to change out DVDs helps to break up hyperfixation and enforce a break
January 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Unexpected bonus of physical media: needing to change out DVDs helps to break up hyperfixation and enforce a break