🍂🍁Lyse 🍁🍂
@lyse.bsky.social
Veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat
mom. She/her. PNW.
Also @lyse@ohai.social
mom. She/her. PNW.
Also @lyse@ohai.social
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🍂🍁Lyse 🍁🍂
@lyse.bsky.social
· Feb 21
Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.
Goodness is about what you do. Not what you pray to.
- Terry Pratchett, Snuff
- Terry Pratchett, Snuff
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Goodness is about what you do. Not what you pray to.
- Terry Pratchett, Snuff
- Terry Pratchett, Snuff
Shit. You’re supposed to eat every day, aren’t you?
I should eat 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Shit. You’re supposed to eat every day, aren’t you?
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“Mama you have 15 mins to get to bed”
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
“Mama you have 15 mins to get to bed”
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okay no more being cute about it
there is literally no food in the house and i have exactly twenty-five cents to my name and im four hundred in the hole
send food money si vous plait
there is literally no food in the house and i have exactly twenty-five cents to my name and im four hundred in the hole
send food money si vous plait
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
okay no more being cute about it
there is literally no food in the house and i have exactly twenty-five cents to my name and im four hundred in the hole
send food money si vous plait
there is literally no food in the house and i have exactly twenty-five cents to my name and im four hundred in the hole
send food money si vous plait
No heaven and hell, no destiny - just a road trip fighting monsters
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
No heaven and hell, no destiny - just a road trip fighting monsters
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tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis
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I still have not processed what I just read.
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I still have not processed what I just read.
Tabi is sleeping on my feet and she just did that whole body twitch thing
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Tabi is sleeping on my feet and she just did that whole body twitch thing
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a bitch can’t even crave a steak and cheese in peace on this WebSite without a “joined nov ‘24” fucking yammering
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
a bitch can’t even crave a steak and cheese in peace on this WebSite without a “joined nov ‘24” fucking yammering
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@pfrazee.com can we please address the safety concerns with this automod? this is putting people like me in danger.
(i am tagging you because your team refuses to use official channels to announce rollouts and policy changes. this is a change that was announced by you.)
(i am tagging you because your team refuses to use official channels to announce rollouts and policy changes. this is a change that was announced by you.)
twitter hiding replies from me is how my stalker was able to reply to me for months talking about raping me and cutting me into pieces without my knowledge. he was violating my protection order and i didn’t even know it.
it kept him out of jail.
it kept him out of jail.
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
Hiding replies without my consent is *dangerous to me*
I use the mute function extremely carefully for a reason
I need to know if people are being violent at me so I can take action to protect myself
I need to be able to choose for myself who hidden
@pfrazee.com
Hiding replies without my consent is *dangerous to me*
I use the mute function extremely carefully for a reason
I need to know if people are being violent at me so I can take action to protect myself
I need to be able to choose for myself who hidden
@pfrazee.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
@pfrazee.com can we please address the safety concerns with this automod? this is putting people like me in danger.
(i am tagging you because your team refuses to use official channels to announce rollouts and policy changes. this is a change that was announced by you.)
(i am tagging you because your team refuses to use official channels to announce rollouts and policy changes. this is a change that was announced by you.)
The fact that “Greg Bovino height” is an autofill result is delicious.
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The fact that “Greg Bovino height” is an autofill result is delicious.
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greg bovino is 5'1" so I'm betting there's a step stool underneath where they cropped this photo
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
greg bovino is 5'1" so I'm betting there's a step stool underneath where they cropped this photo
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At least a percentage of every lawsuit that cops cause should be funded from the cops pension fund
Breaking: Marion County agrees to pay out $3M for newspaper raid, express regret kansasreflector.com/2025/11/11/m...
Marion County agrees to pay out $3M for newspaper raid, express regret • Kansas Reflector
A handful of county-level officials who were involved in a small-town Kansas newspaper raid in 2023 will pay a cumulative $3 million to three journalists and a city councilor.
kansasreflector.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
At least a percentage of every lawsuit that cops cause should be funded from the cops pension fund
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Broke: friends to lovers
Woke: mutuals to smoochuals
Woke: mutuals to smoochuals
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Broke: friends to lovers
Woke: mutuals to smoochuals
Woke: mutuals to smoochuals
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Reposted with Alt text.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Reposted with Alt text.
I’m sorry but the Carl memes still amuse me
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I’m sorry but the Carl memes still amuse me
Happy Veterans Day to everyone that still instinctively avoids being outside at 0800
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Happy Veterans Day to everyone that still instinctively avoids being outside at 0800
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This Veterans Day, please remember that the US military is the largest carbon emitter in the world by a large margin. The Pentagon pollutes more than many entire countries whilst veterans sleep on the street.
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This Veterans Day, please remember that the US military is the largest carbon emitter in the world by a large margin. The Pentagon pollutes more than many entire countries whilst veterans sleep on the street.
No, seriously. The ability to have a good bowel movement is so amazingly under appreciated for what it can do for you. Hydration, fiber, and a stool softener can make your day just a bit brighter.
Get up from what you’re doing and take a shit. A good bowel movement will improve your mood and outlook and make you feel years younger. You might not be able to take a vacation right now, or practice mindfulness, but you can probably poop away at least some of your troubles.
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
No, seriously. The ability to have a good bowel movement is so amazingly under appreciated for what it can do for you. Hydration, fiber, and a stool softener can make your day just a bit brighter.
Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain calibre.
- Terry Pratchett, Last Continent
- Terry Pratchett, Last Continent
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain calibre.
- Terry Pratchett, Last Continent
- Terry Pratchett, Last Continent