🎄⛄️ Lyse ⛄️🎄
@lyse.bsky.social
Veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat
mom. She/her. PNW.
Mastodon: @lyse@ohai.social
UpScrolled: @lyse
mom. She/her. PNW.
Mastodon: @lyse@ohai.social
UpScrolled: @lyse
Pinned
🎄⛄️ Lyse ⛄️🎄
@lyse.bsky.social
· Feb 21
Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.
It is said that, if you leave a saucer of milk out for the pictsies, they will break into your cottage and steal everything in your drinks cabinet.
- Terry Pratchett, Nanny Ogg's Cookbook
- Terry Pratchett, Nanny Ogg's Cookbook
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
It is said that, if you leave a saucer of milk out for the pictsies, they will break into your cottage and steal everything in your drinks cabinet.
- Terry Pratchett, Nanny Ogg's Cookbook
- Terry Pratchett, Nanny Ogg's Cookbook
My first feminist icon
January 3, 2026 at 3:10 AM
My first feminist icon
PDX peeps - go outside and look at the moon!
January 3, 2026 at 2:15 AM
PDX peeps - go outside and look at the moon!
What the fuck is this? Why did no one tell me about this?
January 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
What the fuck is this? Why did no one tell me about this?
Reposted by 🎄⛄️ Lyse ⛄️🎄
@ladytea.bsky.social is sending me cute animal pics and I’m speculating on the bounciness of the visual veins of the pet owners
January 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
@ladytea.bsky.social is sending me cute animal pics and I’m speculating on the bounciness of the visual veins of the pet owners
Did I pull a bar stool up to the sink to scrub some dishes?
Yes, yes I did.
Do I feel guilty about it?
Oddly, also yes.
Yes, yes I did.
Do I feel guilty about it?
Oddly, also yes.
January 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Did I pull a bar stool up to the sink to scrub some dishes?
Yes, yes I did.
Do I feel guilty about it?
Oddly, also yes.
Yes, yes I did.
Do I feel guilty about it?
Oddly, also yes.
Reposted by 🎄⛄️ Lyse ⛄️🎄
@rhi.bsky.social for your delectation:
just imagining a prometheic discworld character who gave temperance to humankind, and was doomed to have his liver ripped out daily by feegles
just imagining a prometheic discworld character who gave temperance to humankind, and was doomed to have his liver ripped out daily by feegles
January 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
@rhi.bsky.social for your delectation:
just imagining a prometheic discworld character who gave temperance to humankind, and was doomed to have his liver ripped out daily by feegles
just imagining a prometheic discworld character who gave temperance to humankind, and was doomed to have his liver ripped out daily by feegles
To be fair he had a deal with the Kennedy Center. The Donald J Trump and Kennedy Center? Not so much
Stephen Schwartz is the latest artist to pull out of a scheduled appearance at the Kennedy Center in protest of Donald Trump’s takeover.
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
'Wicked' Composer Stephen Schwartz Cancels Kennedy Center Event After Trump Name Change
'Wicked' composer and Oscar-winner Stephen Schwartz has canceled an appearance at the Kennedy Center in protest of the Donald Trump name change.
www.rollingstone.com
January 2, 2026 at 9:11 PM
To be fair he had a deal with the Kennedy Center. The Donald J Trump and Kennedy Center? Not so much
Reposted by 🎄⛄️ Lyse ⛄️🎄
This Upton Sinclair quote never misses
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”
But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
This Upton Sinclair quote never misses
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”
I’m an intrigued and tempted to break out the knitting needles
January 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I’m an intrigued and tempted to break out the knitting needles
Reposted by 🎄⛄️ Lyse ⛄️🎄
New Zealand... we need to chat. Other countries settle for a scrawl of the sausage and plums.
But you with your can-do energy and optimistic DIY spirit said "This needs to be mixed media! This needs perfect 3D spheres! This needs ACTION!"
And you achieved it. It is magnificent. 10/10 no notes.
But you with your can-do energy and optimistic DIY spirit said "This needs to be mixed media! This needs perfect 3D spheres! This needs ACTION!"
And you achieved it. It is magnificent. 10/10 no notes.
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
New Zealand... we need to chat. Other countries settle for a scrawl of the sausage and plums.
But you with your can-do energy and optimistic DIY spirit said "This needs to be mixed media! This needs perfect 3D spheres! This needs ACTION!"
And you achieved it. It is magnificent. 10/10 no notes.
But you with your can-do energy and optimistic DIY spirit said "This needs to be mixed media! This needs perfect 3D spheres! This needs ACTION!"
And you achieved it. It is magnificent. 10/10 no notes.
Anyone remember a while back when younger millennials and zoomers were being mocked to using YouTube to learn to mend clothes, do household repairs, or basic cooking? Being mocked by the very people that failed to teach any of the skills the kids were taking the steps to learn?
Hmmmmmm
Hmmmmmm
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Anyone remember a while back when younger millennials and zoomers were being mocked to using YouTube to learn to mend clothes, do household repairs, or basic cooking? Being mocked by the very people that failed to teach any of the skills the kids were taking the steps to learn?
Hmmmmmm
Hmmmmmm
*fails to teach children*
Look at these stupid ass children
Look at these stupid ass children
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 2, 2026 at 7:59 PM
*fails to teach children*
Look at these stupid ass children
Look at these stupid ass children
My dude. Your bio claims that you are a chief political commentator. And yet you need this explained? Do masks at Halloween also confuse you?
But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM
My dude. Your bio claims that you are a chief political commentator. And yet you need this explained? Do masks at Halloween also confuse you?
I have been using the same online name since 1995. Doxxing my personal email is hardly an accomplishment 🙄
January 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I have been using the same online name since 1995. Doxxing my personal email is hardly an accomplishment 🙄
Reposted by 🎄⛄️ Lyse ⛄️🎄
It's not all orange cats, but it's always an orange cat. 😂
January 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
It's not all orange cats, but it's always an orange cat. 😂
Reposted by 🎄⛄️ Lyse ⛄️🎄
Blocking the Nazis on X but continuing to use it says you don’t support them emotionally, only financially.
January 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Blocking the Nazis on X but continuing to use it says you don’t support them emotionally, only financially.
Vaylon is back, babes
Ah - you must be fcampbell76@proton.me and annoyed at a lack of response to your weird ass email. Oooo - are you gonna hunt me down? That was the plan before, right? You were gonna hunt me down and murder me?
January 2, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Vaylon is back, babes
Do adults still have their damned scores?
This article advocates for the “Faculty Merit Act” that would — get this — require all faculty applicants to submit their *SAT* scores. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Holy shirts that’s hilarious.
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Do adults still have their damned scores?
“I was anti-sex-pest and anti-corrupt-Trump-collaborator”
The use of past tense is 🎶telling🎶
The use of past tense is 🎶telling🎶
January 2, 2026 at 4:30 PM
“I was anti-sex-pest and anti-corrupt-Trump-collaborator”
The use of past tense is 🎶telling🎶
The use of past tense is 🎶telling🎶
Reposted by 🎄⛄️ Lyse ⛄️🎄
Captain Vimes believed in logic, in much the same way as a man in a desert believed in ice – i.e., it was something he really needed, but this just wasn’t the world for it.
- Terry Pratchett, Theatre of Cruelty
- Terry Pratchett, Theatre of Cruelty
January 2, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Captain Vimes believed in logic, in much the same way as a man in a desert believed in ice – i.e., it was something he really needed, but this just wasn’t the world for it.
- Terry Pratchett, Theatre of Cruelty
- Terry Pratchett, Theatre of Cruelty
Hello I am whooping cough
hello I am multiple cars
Hello, I'm a ruptured brain aneurysm.
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Hello I am whooping cough