Lyse
@lyse.bsky.social
Veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat
mom. She/her. PNW.
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Lyse
@lyse.bsky.social
· Feb 21
Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.
Demons have existed on the Discworld for at least as long as the gods, who in many ways they closely resemble. The difference is basically the same as that between terrorists and freedom fighters.
- Terry Pratchett, Eric
- Terry Pratchett, Eric
January 7, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Demons have existed on the Discworld for at least as long as the gods, who in many ways they closely resemble. The difference is basically the same as that between terrorists and freedom fighters.
- Terry Pratchett, Eric
- Terry Pratchett, Eric
It is shaping up to be one of THOSE nights. First attempt to go to sleep is in ashes
January 7, 2026 at 9:01 AM
It is shaping up to be one of THOSE nights. First attempt to go to sleep is in ashes
Reposted by Lyse
People are saying the reason why he launched his car into orbit was to get rid of a dead body in the trunk.
Not saying I believe it but it would be difficult to prove.
Makes you think.
Not saying I believe it but it would be difficult to prove.
Makes you think.
January 7, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Is that Royal Kingdom app using AI or are those the real actors?
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Is that Royal Kingdom app using AI or are those the real actors?
I ate too much before throwing in the marinara 🤰
January 7, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I ate too much before throwing in the marinara 🤰
Anyone find those sentimental car ads weird? No mention of features, safety, even comfort - just this weird emotional “vehicle is family”
January 7, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Anyone find those sentimental car ads weird? No mention of features, safety, even comfort - just this weird emotional “vehicle is family”
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Danish guy gets it
January 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Danish guy gets it
Just had an ad pop up that I was actually interested in - until the dude did this weird ass wink and face
a little girl is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat .
ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Just had an ad pop up that I was actually interested in - until the dude did this weird ass wink and face
Some vitamin ad bashing medications and saying selling her product like “what if I told you our ingredients have been around longer than people”.
Like, what. Where the fuck do people think medications originated?
Like, what. Where the fuck do people think medications originated?
January 7, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Some vitamin ad bashing medications and saying selling her product like “what if I told you our ingredients have been around longer than people”.
Like, what. Where the fuck do people think medications originated?
Like, what. Where the fuck do people think medications originated?
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someone said big pharma should periodically release quaaludes for a limited time, like a narcotic mcrib
January 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
someone said big pharma should periodically release quaaludes for a limited time, like a narcotic mcrib
Reposted by Lyse
Indigenous Summer starts the day a white person tries to pet a buffalo
January 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Indigenous Summer starts the day a white person tries to pet a buffalo
Dude who quote posted me has the most unhinged ideas is calling me shallow and performative.
Whatever shall I do? Wherever shall I go?
Whatever shall I do? Wherever shall I go?
a woman is covering her face with her hand and looking down
Alt: a woman is covering her face with her hand and looking down
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Dude who quote posted me has the most unhinged ideas is calling me shallow and performative.
Whatever shall I do? Wherever shall I go?
Whatever shall I do? Wherever shall I go?
Reposted by Lyse
listen y'all. therapy just kicked my ass and i'm finding it super hard to motivate myself. so can we finish my mutual aid goal like.. asafp? cus it's already 4pm here and i really need something good to happen today
seriously. please 😿
seriously. please 😿
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
listen y'all. therapy just kicked my ass and i'm finding it super hard to motivate myself. so can we finish my mutual aid goal like.. asafp? cus it's already 4pm here and i really need something good to happen today
seriously. please 😿
seriously. please 😿
And here we go
Magats are liberals. The elections in the US are at best liberal infighting.
MAGAts seem willing to vote for the most vile candidates because they agree with two of a hundred campaign platforms
Liberals seem willing to throw their hands in the air in despair if a candidate is not custom made to their specifications
And people wonder how we ended up where we are
Liberals seem willing to throw their hands in the air in despair if a candidate is not custom made to their specifications
And people wonder how we ended up where we are
January 6, 2026 at 11:56 PM
And here we go
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i am extremely proud to announce my latest journalism
this piece is about DuPont, General Motors, TEFLON, PFOA, PFOS, and our POISONED world
we keep each other safe, and it begins with free, trustworthy information
read it for free: junoryleejournalism.com/2025/12/18/d...
this piece is about DuPont, General Motors, TEFLON, PFOA, PFOS, and our POISONED world
we keep each other safe, and it begins with free, trustworthy information
read it for free: junoryleejournalism.com/2025/12/18/d...
December 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
i am extremely proud to announce my latest journalism
this piece is about DuPont, General Motors, TEFLON, PFOA, PFOS, and our POISONED world
we keep each other safe, and it begins with free, trustworthy information
read it for free: junoryleejournalism.com/2025/12/18/d...
this piece is about DuPont, General Motors, TEFLON, PFOA, PFOS, and our POISONED world
we keep each other safe, and it begins with free, trustworthy information
read it for free: junoryleejournalism.com/2025/12/18/d...
Anyone else a bit surprised that the docs weren’t just shot?
“Doctors Without Borders, the international medical aid group, said Tuesday that Israel had ordered it to cease operations in the Gaza Strip after it failed to comply with new restrictions that include registration of all Gazan employees and limits on criticism of Israel’s conduct of the war.”
Israel Tells Doctors Without Borders to End Its Work in Gaza
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Anyone else a bit surprised that the docs weren’t just shot?
Lmao. Time for the annual ordering of the toilet paper
January 6, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Lmao. Time for the annual ordering of the toilet paper
Unexpected bonus of physical media: needing to change out DVDs helps to break up hyperfixation and enforce a break
January 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Unexpected bonus of physical media: needing to change out DVDs helps to break up hyperfixation and enforce a break
Season One Simpsons
Krusty: is it a crime to bet on sporting events?!
Court: yes, it is!
Ahhh-the old days
Krusty: is it a crime to bet on sporting events?!
Court: yes, it is!
Ahhh-the old days
January 6, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Season One Simpsons
Krusty: is it a crime to bet on sporting events?!
Court: yes, it is!
Ahhh-the old days
Krusty: is it a crime to bet on sporting events?!
Court: yes, it is!
Ahhh-the old days
Jfc. One of the business guys just commented that the census is “going down”. Yeah, dude - that happens when there are 16 discharges. Surprisingly enough admitting isn’t an instantaneous process 😳🙄
January 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Jfc. One of the business guys just commented that the census is “going down”. Yeah, dude - that happens when there are 16 discharges. Surprisingly enough admitting isn’t an instantaneous process 😳🙄
Yesterday I was giving serious thought to renting a hotel downtown for a couple of and using it to as base to spend sometime checking out museums and shopping.
At least Hilton was quick to let us know not to bother
At least Hilton was quick to let us know not to bother
For everyone giving Hilton Hotels credit for cancelling ICE reservations…don’t. That specific hotel is independently owned.
Hiltons statement: "Hilton Hotels serve as welcoming places for all" and "the actions referenced are not reflective of Hilton values."
Hiltons statement: "Hilton Hotels serve as welcoming places for all" and "the actions referenced are not reflective of Hilton values."
January 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Yesterday I was giving serious thought to renting a hotel downtown for a couple of and using it to as base to spend sometime checking out museums and shopping.
At least Hilton was quick to let us know not to bother
At least Hilton was quick to let us know not to bother
So, AI is gonna be playing our games, making our art, and acting as our “friends”? Am I getting this right?
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
So, AI is gonna be playing our games, making our art, and acting as our “friends”? Am I getting this right?
Oddly specific and yet completely recognizable
lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"
January 6, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Oddly specific and yet completely recognizable
“These colors don’t run”. But this account sure does when called out. I’m sure I’ll be blocked for pointing out the hypocrisy but 🤷♀️
If this offends you I don’t care. Block me, unfollow I don’t care. These colors don’t run. They won’t hide and we will fly it proudly over our ancestral homeland no matter the cost we must bare. Am Yisrael Chai! Israel will live!!
January 6, 2026 at 5:39 PM
“These colors don’t run”. But this account sure does when called out. I’m sure I’ll be blocked for pointing out the hypocrisy but 🤷♀️