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@lyse.bsky.social
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🎄⛄️ Lyse ⛄️🎄
@lyse.bsky.social
· Feb 21
Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.
Sometimes I manage to miss the daily drama and that is a good day
January 5, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Sometimes I manage to miss the daily drama and that is a good day
Oh lord. Post poop zoomies at 2335. Tabitha.
January 5, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Oh lord. Post poop zoomies at 2335. Tabitha.
Imagine being as popular as he was at his heyday and throwing it all away to revel in your inner craptitude
Scott Adams, the cartoonist behind the popular strip "Dilbert," is sharing a critical update on his battle with cancer.
'Dilbert' creator Scott Adams shares dire health update amid cancer
Scott Adams, the cartoonist behind the popular strip "Dilbert," is sharing a critical update on his battle with cancer.
bit.ly
January 5, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Imagine being as popular as he was at his heyday and throwing it all away to revel in your inner craptitude
How many bots does it take to create a @washingtonpost.com article
Developing AI literacy can help you see that bots are not actually “intelligent.”
The smartest way to use chatbots today is to pick different tools for different jobs — and not assume one bot can do it all.
The smartest way to use chatbots today is to pick different tools for different jobs — and not assume one bot can do it all.
Column | ChatGPT is overrated. Here’s what to use instead.
When I want help from AI, ChatGPT is no longer my default first stop.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:05 AM
How many bots does it take to create a @washingtonpost.com article
Who amongst us has NOT needed a cheese toastie on occasion
A woman (30s?) is looking down at a small human (5?) who is MOST unhappy.
Mum asks in a stern voice: "Do you need time out Eli?"
Small Human looks at her with heartfelt woe: "NO Mum! No! I just NEED a CHEESE TOASTIE!" (4)
Mum asks in a stern voice: "Do you need time out Eli?"
Small Human looks at her with heartfelt woe: "NO Mum! No! I just NEED a CHEESE TOASTIE!" (4)
January 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Who amongst us has NOT needed a cheese toastie on occasion
My poor Sunday coworker gets the brunt of me not talking to hardly anyone other than Tabitha the rest of the week. *blather blather blather*
January 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
My poor Sunday coworker gets the brunt of me not talking to hardly anyone other than Tabitha the rest of the week. *blather blather blather*
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I don’t build theft into my overhead for the family budget but Target sure does, go fuck with them
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I don’t build theft into my overhead for the family budget but Target sure does, go fuck with them
Hello random suburban coyote
January 4, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Hello random suburban coyote
Gah!!!! It’s Sunday morning so the radio stations are doing their public talk show thing. This woman was talking about a hotline to call for “support”. Kept saying ”support” even with the host trying to nudge her into more info. Support for what, lady?! Financial? Emotional? Nutritional?! WHAT?!!?
January 4, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Gah!!!! It’s Sunday morning so the radio stations are doing their public talk show thing. This woman was talking about a hotline to call for “support”. Kept saying ”support” even with the host trying to nudge her into more info. Support for what, lady?! Financial? Emotional? Nutritional?! WHAT?!!?
Lmao. Just saw this on Reddit about Trump and I’m stealing it: he’s a pizza cutter - all edge and no point
January 4, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Lmao. Just saw this on Reddit about Trump and I’m stealing it: he’s a pizza cutter - all edge and no point
But…if you put aside for the moment the certainty that something would definitely go horribly wrong, it looked foolproof. The trouble was that wizards were such ingenious fools.
- Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
- Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
January 4, 2026 at 12:15 PM
But…if you put aside for the moment the certainty that something would definitely go horribly wrong, it looked foolproof. The trouble was that wizards were such ingenious fools.
- Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
- Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
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it's not a depression meal, it's survival tapas
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 AM
it's not a depression meal, it's survival tapas
The motherfucker can’t assemble a functioning government for US - what chance would Venezuela have if he were actually in charge
With Nicolás Maduro out of power, the Trump administration is racing to assemble an interim governing structure for Venezuela.
After Maduro Ouster, Trump Takes On the Risks of Governing Venezuela
The administration is racing to get an interim government in place, even as pushback from Maduro’s allies raise fears of instability.
on.wsj.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:22 AM
The motherfucker can’t assemble a functioning government for US - what chance would Venezuela have if he were actually in charge
Oh shit. Was there still a bounty on Maduro? If so - who wants to bet that Trump claims it
January 4, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Oh shit. Was there still a bounty on Maduro? If so - who wants to bet that Trump claims it
If law and order ever means anything other than human trafficking and illegal imprisonment again one of the first orders of business? Track every transaction in and out of these fuckers accounts and root THEM ALL OUT
January 4, 2026 at 12:49 AM
If law and order ever means anything other than human trafficking and illegal imprisonment again one of the first orders of business? Track every transaction in and out of these fuckers accounts and root THEM ALL OUT
What. The. FUCK.
“Oh, that country got stuff you want and the leader has a…well, not lighter but browner complexion? Feel free to “liberate” them”
Where is the billionaire money being funneled into you, @hrw.org? Fiscal corruption has to be a better look than incompetency, right?
“Oh, that country got stuff you want and the leader has a…well, not lighter but browner complexion? Feel free to “liberate” them”
Where is the billionaire money being funneled into you, @hrw.org? Fiscal corruption has to be a better look than incompetency, right?
After decades of repression, Venezuelans deserve a prompt transition to a rights-respecting democracy, led by Venezuelans, where their freedoms and right to participate in free and fair elections are respected.
Read HRW’s statement on US strikes on Venezuela:
Read HRW’s statement on US strikes on Venezuela:
US Strikes Venezuela, Says it Will ‘Run’ Country
On the night of January 2, the US military conducted strikes on Venezuela, and took into custody the country’s president, Nicolás Maduro, and his wife, Cilia Flores.
www.hrw.org
January 4, 2026 at 12:42 AM
What. The. FUCK.
“Oh, that country got stuff you want and the leader has a…well, not lighter but browner complexion? Feel free to “liberate” them”
Where is the billionaire money being funneled into you, @hrw.org? Fiscal corruption has to be a better look than incompetency, right?
“Oh, that country got stuff you want and the leader has a…well, not lighter but browner complexion? Feel free to “liberate” them”
Where is the billionaire money being funneled into you, @hrw.org? Fiscal corruption has to be a better look than incompetency, right?
Guys - should I actually toss the box from my old iPhone 13? It is a really nice box but small
January 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Guys - should I actually toss the box from my old iPhone 13? It is a really nice box but small
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sweet potato turkey n’ rice bowls! a healthy budget meal for you and your family to enjoy, and only $20.98 for the whole thing! i hope you guys enjoy.
January 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
sweet potato turkey n’ rice bowls! a healthy budget meal for you and your family to enjoy, and only $20.98 for the whole thing! i hope you guys enjoy.
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*hands on hips* I cannot believe this fantasy film isn't historically accurate
January 3, 2026 at 11:47 PM
*hands on hips* I cannot believe this fantasy film isn't historically accurate
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in my humble & prude opinion, art (like anything else) requires consent
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
in my humble & prude opinion, art (like anything else) requires consent
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The Republicans think it's their job to overthrow the whole world, cover all the lands in a second darkness, and rule over a graveyard. But don't worry, because the Democrats think it's their job to keep their jobs, and nothing more. So we have a pretty good defense brewing, clearly.
January 3, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The Republicans think it's their job to overthrow the whole world, cover all the lands in a second darkness, and rule over a graveyard. But don't worry, because the Democrats think it's their job to keep their jobs, and nothing more. So we have a pretty good defense brewing, clearly.
The same workplace that did a completed janked switchover on our scheduling system is now having more and more people unable to access documents needed because the “upgraded” computers lack the programs needed to read them
January 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
The same workplace that did a completed janked switchover on our scheduling system is now having more and more people unable to access documents needed because the “upgraded” computers lack the programs needed to read them
This should be a massive warning for every sovereign country out there.
“We call on other nations to stand united, because what happened today in Venezuela can happen anywhere"
“We call on other nations to stand united, because what happened today in Venezuela can happen anywhere"
Rodriguez: "Together, the Venezuelan people will find a peaceful way forward. Those who use violence and violate international law are in the wrong (...) We call on other nations to stand united, because what happened today in Venezuela can happen anywhere"
January 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
This should be a massive warning for every sovereign country out there.
“We call on other nations to stand united, because what happened today in Venezuela can happen anywhere"
“We call on other nations to stand united, because what happened today in Venezuela can happen anywhere"
What have you actually done to work against this? A few “strongly worded” tweets? While give a nod on the sly? Frankly at this point you have to decide if your legacy is compliancy or incompetence
My full statement on the Trump Administration’s military actions in Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
What have you actually done to work against this? A few “strongly worded” tweets? While give a nod on the sly? Frankly at this point you have to decide if your legacy is compliancy or incompetence