🍂🍁Lyse 🍁🍂
@lyse.bsky.social
Veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat
mom. She/her. PNW.
Also @lyse@ohai.social
mom. She/her. PNW.
Also @lyse@ohai.social
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🍂🍁Lyse 🍁🍂
@lyse.bsky.social
· Feb 21
Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.
Someone help the confused USian. Aren’t the toilet stalls in the UK the private ones? Full door and no peek a boo gaps?
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Someone help the confused USian. Aren’t the toilet stalls in the UK the private ones? Full door and no peek a boo gaps?
You’re at Peter Kavanagh
I need you at Rodney McKay
I need you at Rodney McKay
You’re at Scully.
I need you at Mulder.
I need you at Mulder.
You're at Lily Munster.
I need you at Morticia Addams.
I need you at Morticia Addams.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You’re at Peter Kavanagh
I need you at Rodney McKay
I need you at Rodney McKay
…there are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot be easily duplicated by a normal, kindly family man who just comes into work every day and has a job to do.
- Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
- Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
…there are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot be easily duplicated by a normal, kindly family man who just comes into work every day and has a job to do.
- Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
- Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
I have tinnitus and am in bed. My house has another house between it and the street. My bedroom window doesn’t face the street. I have YouTube music and a fan going.
So why do I clearly hear your damned car?!!?
So why do I clearly hear your damned car?!!?
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I have tinnitus and am in bed. My house has another house between it and the street. My bedroom window doesn’t face the street. I have YouTube music and a fan going.
So why do I clearly hear your damned car?!!?
So why do I clearly hear your damned car?!!?
Holy shit. You know how bad it sucks to choke on water? I just found out how exponentially worse it is to choke on NyQuil
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Holy shit. You know how bad it sucks to choke on water? I just found out how exponentially worse it is to choke on NyQuil
Me for the past two hours: I need to go shower and get into bed because I have to get up at o dark thirty for work.
Also me for the past two hours:
Also me for the past two hours:
a person is holding a cell phone in their hand and using it .
Alt: a person is holding a cell phone in their hand and using it .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Me for the past two hours: I need to go shower and get into bed because I have to get up at o dark thirty for work.
Also me for the past two hours:
Also me for the past two hours:
Totally normal thing to ask strangers on the internet, right?
So look, lets cut to the core here.
Do you wear dresses and pretend to be a woman but still have a cock or not ?
Do you wear dresses and pretend to be a woman but still have a cock or not ?
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Totally normal thing to ask strangers on the internet, right?
I don’t know why the idea of blousing straps for blouses is so jarring
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I don’t know why the idea of blousing straps for blouses is so jarring
It’s really weird how that same people that should be cheering on and taking notes about Mamdani are so threatened by him that they lash out
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It’s really weird how that same people that should be cheering on and taking notes about Mamdani are so threatened by him that they lash out
Reposted by 🍂🍁Lyse 🍁🍂
generation N: fascism
generation N+1: antifascism
generation N+2: antifascism is boring parent stuff and fascism is even worse
generation N+3: fascism is cool and retro now
generation N+1: antifascism
generation N+2: antifascism is boring parent stuff and fascism is even worse
generation N+3: fascism is cool and retro now
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
generation N: fascism
generation N+1: antifascism
generation N+2: antifascism is boring parent stuff and fascism is even worse
generation N+3: fascism is cool and retro now
generation N+1: antifascism
generation N+2: antifascism is boring parent stuff and fascism is even worse
generation N+3: fascism is cool and retro now
What is it with humans that like every 80 years we end up with some sort of megalomaniac ruler?
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What is it with humans that like every 80 years we end up with some sort of megalomaniac ruler?
I got like six inches of hair cut off yesterday and it keeps catching me off guard
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I got like six inches of hair cut off yesterday and it keeps catching me off guard
Name your top 4 80s films:
Ghostbusters
Real Genius
The Color Purple
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
(Listing only four physically hurt)
Ghostbusters
Real Genius
The Color Purple
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
(Listing only four physically hurt)
Name your top 4 80s films.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Name your top 4 80s films:
Ghostbusters
Real Genius
The Color Purple
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
(Listing only four physically hurt)
Ghostbusters
Real Genius
The Color Purple
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
(Listing only four physically hurt)
Reposted by 🍂🍁Lyse 🍁🍂
The years: *start coming*
Me: great
The years: *don’t stop coming*
Me: oh no
The years: *stop coming*
Me: OH NO
Me: great
The years: *don’t stop coming*
Me: oh no
The years: *stop coming*
Me: OH NO
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The years: *start coming*
Me: great
The years: *don’t stop coming*
Me: oh no
The years: *stop coming*
Me: OH NO
Me: great
The years: *don’t stop coming*
Me: oh no
The years: *stop coming*
Me: OH NO
Demons were like genies and philosophy professors – if you didn’t word things exactly right, they delighted in giving you absolutely accurate and completely misleading answers.
- Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
- Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Demons were like genies and philosophy professors – if you didn’t word things exactly right, they delighted in giving you absolutely accurate and completely misleading answers.
- Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
- Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
It’s hard to explain the irritation when I see an add for a “Renaissance Victorian” costume as if they are the same fashions. Even worse? The actual gown was clearly Georgian
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It’s hard to explain the irritation when I see an add for a “Renaissance Victorian” costume as if they are the same fashions. Even worse? The actual gown was clearly Georgian
Someone on reddit just used the term “Trumper Tantrum” and I think I’m in love
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Someone on reddit just used the term “Trumper Tantrum” and I think I’m in love
I'm calling the Coast Guard.
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'm calling the Coast Guard.
I am not getting dressed up in order to be crammed into modern airline seats. Especially since his idea of me being “appropriately” dress will probably include hose and heels.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I am not getting dressed up in order to be crammed into modern airline seats. Especially since his idea of me being “appropriately” dress will probably include hose and heels.
“…as long as there's WiFi for live-tweeting the experience. "Just took 42 loads-life on Mars next?🚀💦”
Uhhhhhhh
Uhhhhhhh
The future is now
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
“…as long as there's WiFi for live-tweeting the experience. "Just took 42 loads-life on Mars next?🚀💦”
Uhhhhhhh
Uhhhhhhh
…..I don’t even know how to process this
Swastikas, nooses and the Confederate flag are reportedly no longer considered to be hate symbols by the U.S. Coast Guard
Swastika No Longer Hate Symbol Under New U.S. Coast Guard Policy: Report
www.huffpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
…..I don’t even know how to process this
I believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trans-mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis.
I believe in ghosts, magic, aliens, unicorns, mermaids, Santa Claus, moth man, & the power of love
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trans-mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis.
Did the world’s richest man actually manipulate his Clippy to make himself a goddamned Gary Stu?! That is one of the most pathetic things ever
oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Did the world’s richest man actually manipulate his Clippy to make himself a goddamned Gary Stu?! That is one of the most pathetic things ever