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lyse.bsky.social
🍂🍁Lyse 🍁🍂
@lyse.bsky.social
3.6K followers 1.7K following 32K posts
Veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat
mom. She/her. PNW.
Also @lyse@ohai.social
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lyse.bsky.social
I refuse to be the only one attacked
Screenshot from Antiques Roadshow - A man and woman stand at a table with an open binder of Pokémon cards between them
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Oh, you should see the other book of hers that led me to the account
White woman standing in a storage room holding a skull and grinning On the Warpath: My Battles with Indians, Pretendians, and Woke Warriors Elizabeth Weiss
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Do you have any idea what damage this did to my baked brain
Oil paining of a man in 19th century dress with a beard Text: I love waterlemons. You that read wrong. You read that wrong, too. This is how you fail exams.
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Yo
Image of four buttons titled “reply”, “repost”, “like” and “WTF”. The “WTF” button is selected
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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…oh shit, she’s onto something there
Image of two 19th century women washing clothes in a river Text: "If you pretend you're erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you'll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!"
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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I fucking love Beeker
SCIENTIFIC METHOD STEP 1: FUCK AROUND STEP 2: FIND OUT Image of Beeker from the muppets being panicked by a fire
November 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Me many time every day
The Swedish Chef from the muppets with “VURT. DE. FURK.” in text
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Lmao. Saw this and immediately thought of @badposter.lol
Text: Some people have guardian angels. I have a raccoon with a crowbar whispering “Let's make it worse." Text is superimposed over an image of (surprisingly enough) a raccoon with a crowbar
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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BART Simpson saying WHAT AN ODD THING TO SAY.
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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BASIC CRACKER "SOUTHERN-STYLE BASIC CRACKER" 'SALTINE" Underneath is a black and white drawing of a woman in 19th century dress holding out crackers to three ragged children
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Bow chicka bow bow
A fried cheese stick with a bite taken
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Two images: Top image: the happy toy T-Rex from Toy Story with text: Me arriving at work willing to be a better person Bottom image: the scary T-Rex from Jurassic park with text: 1 hour later
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Some of you have never been chased by a naked psych patient threatening to kill you and it shows. @savageparamedics
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Me: I'd like to sign my AMA papers now. I've totally had enough of this BS. Charge nurse: You're not getting those papers, you work here. Get back to work. @fabulousrn1
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Finally get to post a fungus pic of my own!
Three orangish mushrooms with white spots at the base of a tree
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Any word on when action will be taken on this death threat?
Department of War @deptowar.b... • 7d To all narco-terrorists who threaten our homeland: If you keep trafficking deadly drugs—we will kill you.
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Copper is so recyclable that stuff that was mined pre BC is being used today. : Reply So what you're telling me is that when the copper head in my old 78 Volvo cracked when it blew the head gasket it was actually Ea-näsir's fault again? That son of a bitch.
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Wha? It’s not just me that finds her incoherent, right? Please?
Pop Crave C @PopCrave Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner: "No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America's highest rated television events of the year... not just for sports."
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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It’s giving “we're literally talking about both of you”
vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social • 5h Testing Failure idk why these grown men even want to hang out with teenagers. have you spoken to a teenager? they're annoying. Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeit... • 4h Entropy When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard. In that moment I realized things would never work. vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social • 1h Testing Failure hey man this post is about you
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I am sure this person followed me because of my witty and insightful post and isn’t simply farming
31.2K followers 55.4K following 2.2K posts Unfollowed 500+ yesterday Profile changes often: more than 3 days in last 30 days
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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White blonde woman holding a cigarette with a completely done look
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Volume up y’all
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM