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Clearly being a good judge of what is politically lethal is why democrats keep winning.
ICE may be shooting people in the face, sending people to concentration camps, and illegally occupying our cities but, apparently, the Democrats think saying, "abolish ICE" is "emotional" and politically "lethal."
January 14, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Clearly being a good judge of what is politically lethal is why democrats keep winning.
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Hey @thehill.com we’re still waiting on your apologies for this lie. 🤷♀️
January 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Hey @thehill.com we’re still waiting on your apologies for this lie. 🤷♀️
How does anyone with a conscience stay there?
The American Federation of Teachers says it is leaving X, citing the social media site's creation and dissemination of "sickening" images of children in various states of undress.
US teachers union says it is leaving X over sexualized AI images of children
The American Federation of Teachers says it is leaving X, citing the social media site's creation and dissemination of "sickening" images of children in various states of undress.
www.reuters.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
How does anyone with a conscience stay there?
Preparing my script where John Harbaugh and Mike Tomlin take a misfit band of NFL outcasts and co-coach them to win in the Super Bowl.
January 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Preparing my script where John Harbaugh and Mike Tomlin take a misfit band of NFL outcasts and co-coach them to win in the Super Bowl.
Drunk News sounds like a 3AM Comedy Central show.
New: CBS News seems to be preparing a new segment called "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil," per sources.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
January 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Drunk News sounds like a 3AM Comedy Central show.
Democrats forget that Republicans have always pretended to have power, even when they haven’t. Instead of cowering to the worst, Dems should go for broke and seize the moment.
“But what do you expect Democrats to doo-hooo?”
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
January 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Democrats forget that Republicans have always pretended to have power, even when they haven’t. Instead of cowering to the worst, Dems should go for broke and seize the moment.
I feel good knowing that people who barely have a pulse or brain cell are making more money than I am to put everyone else at risk.
Reporter Louis Krauss saw this. An agent apparently dropped a flash grenade that was left with the pin still in it on Park Avenue after driving away in a squad car.
January 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I feel good knowing that people who barely have a pulse or brain cell are making more money than I am to put everyone else at risk.
How silly. It’s not like they gave a bad grade to an evangelical Christian.
"Professor suspended after Japanese university finds fishy results in sushi paper" retractionwatch.com/2026/01/12/p...
Professor suspended after Japanese university finds fishy results in sushi paper
Iwate University A university in Japan has suspended a fishery science professor for a month after its investigation found fabrication in a retracted paper on fish freezing. According to the …
retractionwatch.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
How silly. It’s not like they gave a bad grade to an evangelical Christian.
But if we put everyone in prison, how are we going to have enough tax money to pay for the prison?
Steven Miller: Volume.
Steven Miller: Volume.
And the private prison profiteers can barely contain their glee. “This is truly one of the most exciting periods in my career,” one executive said last year: americasvoicecnn.substack.com/p/private-pr...
January 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
But if we put everyone in prison, how are we going to have enough tax money to pay for the prison?
Steven Miller: Volume.
Steven Miller: Volume.
ICE officer in the streets.
Impotent in the sheets.
Impotent in the sheets.
January 13, 2026 at 8:24 PM
ICE officer in the streets.
Impotent in the sheets.
Impotent in the sheets.
Wouldn't it be nice if the alternative to the "we're going to steamroll over everything" party was something other than the "please reconsider that or we'll be mad" party?
Rep. Lieu: “Greg Bovino last night made a post that essentially called protesters, ‘cannon fodder.’ He needs to delete that post, or he needs to resign…If Greg Bovino and the administration doesn't turn down the rhetoric, it's going to cause more people to get killed.”
January 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Wouldn't it be nice if the alternative to the "we're going to steamroll over everything" party was something other than the "please reconsider that or we'll be mad" party?
How did this guy run so many businesses into the ground? He's such a genius.
Trump: "When the market goes up, they should lower rates. You want to see 20 percent and 25 percent, you want to see what we can do? We've gotta go back to an old standard. When there's good news, the market should go up, not go down."
January 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
How did this guy run so many businesses into the ground? He's such a genius.
Project 2025's goal was to make sure that the United States didn't last until 2026.
January 13, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Project 2025's goal was to make sure that the United States didn't last until 2026.
Gen X too. Because we had so little new input to stimulate our brains on a daily basis.
It was nice.
It was nice.
why did so many millennials read so many newspaper comics? easily 60 percent of my reading diet in elementary/middle school was collected editions of calvin and hobbes, farside, dilbert, peanuts, doonesbury (!), foxtrot (?!?) and i know im not alone. historically unique phenomenon
rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
January 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Gen X too. Because we had so little new input to stimulate our brains on a daily basis.
It was nice.
It was nice.
I remember this.
Adams claimed to be cynical about it but that it worked. Until, I'm guessing, it didn't.
Adams claimed to be cynical about it but that it worked. Until, I'm guessing, it didn't.
my dad was a 90's office drone and therefore a dilbert fan, including buying adams' books. in one he posited his theory of success which, after many chapters of build-up, turned out to just be the "law of attraction." my dad, allergic to woo in all forms, got so annoyed he stopped reading dilbert
January 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I remember this.
Adams claimed to be cynical about it but that it worked. Until, I'm guessing, it didn't.
Adams claimed to be cynical about it but that it worked. Until, I'm guessing, it didn't.
Damn. Describes Dilbert to a tee. Bravo.
Dunning Kruger with a colored pencil.
January 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Damn. Describes Dilbert to a tee. Bravo.
My parents used to tell me when someone was acting like an asshole publicly to "just ignore them, because you're giving them what they want".
I feel like all of those people grew up to become Trump staffers and MAGA politicians.
I feel like all of those people grew up to become Trump staffers and MAGA politicians.
January 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
My parents used to tell me when someone was acting like an asshole publicly to "just ignore them, because you're giving them what they want".
I feel like all of those people grew up to become Trump staffers and MAGA politicians.
I feel like all of those people grew up to become Trump staffers and MAGA politicians.
The only -bert I acknowledge today.
January 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
The only -bert I acknowledge today.
Scott Adams was the JK Rowling of office comic strips.
January 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Scott Adams was the JK Rowling of office comic strips.
What's the expression about everything Trump touches?
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
What's the expression about everything Trump touches?
If Republicans were really concerned about fairness to female athletes they’d make sure they got paid the same as men.
January 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
If Republicans were really concerned about fairness to female athletes they’d make sure they got paid the same as men.
Like many 90s workers, I enjoyed the Dilbert comic strip.
And like many people who made their fortune off a single idea, Scott Adams fancied himself a genius in all areas whose life was threatened by people who weren’t white males.
He was the pointy haired boss.
And like many people who made their fortune off a single idea, Scott Adams fancied himself a genius in all areas whose life was threatened by people who weren’t white males.
He was the pointy haired boss.
January 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Like many 90s workers, I enjoyed the Dilbert comic strip.
And like many people who made their fortune off a single idea, Scott Adams fancied himself a genius in all areas whose life was threatened by people who weren’t white males.
He was the pointy haired boss.
And like many people who made their fortune off a single idea, Scott Adams fancied himself a genius in all areas whose life was threatened by people who weren’t white males.
He was the pointy haired boss.
Narcissists never think their own mediocrity is to blame.
Sources: Bari Weiss has privately been deeply frustrated by the negative reaction to her CBS tenure and has blamed subordinates for not stanching the criticism (New York Times)
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January 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Narcissists never think their own mediocrity is to blame.
Greg Bovino definitely has to find his penis with tweezers and a GPS.
January 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Greg Bovino definitely has to find his penis with tweezers and a GPS.
How fucking inept is this group of assholes that it takes 20 of them to arrest one person.
January 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
How fucking inept is this group of assholes that it takes 20 of them to arrest one person.