Mark "Piprrr" Coletti
piprrr.bsky.social
Mark "Piprrr" Coletti
@piprrr.bsky.social
scientist ∧ bagpiper ∧ gamer ∧ burner

Research areas: evolutionary computation, agent-based modeling, neuroarchitecture search

Likes: anime, tabletop games, hiking, beer, and all too much binge watching

¬ (OnlyFans ∨ cryptocurrency ∨ DMs ∨ MAGA)
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A real president does this.

Thank you to every veteran who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight for the rest of us — just respect 🇺🇸
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Just leaving this here.
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Great information from one of my favorite black history teachers.

#USDemocracy
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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No other president has ever done less, longer.

Chart by @pbump.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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For sure...
😏
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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ICYMI: Senator Ron Wyden sounds the alarm on Republicans plan to sneak a nationwide abortion ban into their funding bill. This is why it is so important for women to remain in the fight for our lives!
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Look at the documents
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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"Will my minions please remove this man who has collapsed beside me during an announcement, and is therefore of no use to me now? Careful, you might nick the gold doorknob when EMTs carry him out."

Here is your president, giving not a SHIT about someone who has possibly suffered a fatal event.
November 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Contest every race. Have a candidate in every race on every ballot in every county in every state.

Run even if you know you can’t win. Run because you know you can’t win.

No seat uncontested. Bring the fight to every ballot.
October 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Lina Khan is on Zohran's transition team, and billionaires are shitting their pants.

This moment is so beautiful.
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Hi, I’m God.

Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Thanks,

God
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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NOAA cancels funding for data collection crucial to tsunami warning systems
NOAA cancels funding for data collection crucial to tsunami warning systems
Direct feeds from seismology stations across Alaska are expected to stop in mid-November, state officials say.
www.adn.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Chat did something happen tonight?
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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During a CNBC interview, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy said he may end up grounding all commercial flights ahead of Thanksgiving if the shutdown ends up impacting air safety.

I hate to break the news to him, but it already has.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
November 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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My first science job was as a summer undergraduate intern here working on the International Ultraviolet Explorer satellite.
November 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Top ICE Official Says Protesters Can Be Arrested for Simply Criticizing Mass Deportation Campaign: Court Filing www.commondreams.org/news/gregory...
Top ICE Official Says Protesters Can Be Arrested for Simply Criticizing Mass Deportation Campaign: Court Filing | Common Dreams
Court filing alleges US Border Patrol Commander-at-Large justifies arrests for "hyperbolic comments" at protests.
www.commondreams.org
November 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Partying at Mar-A-Lago while #TrumpStarvesAmerica

But Gavin Newsom and @ammarcampanajjar.bsky.social are fighting to pass #Prop50 in California to level out the playing field for democracy!

Chip in $5 or $10 to help Ammar push through #Prop50 on November 4th: secure.actblue.com/donate/a-b-sky
November 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
My Jamie Hyneman impersonation.
November 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’m at the local goth club’s Halloween night (the international goth holiday) and saw this inflatable thing out of the corner of my eye. I first thought it was an inflatable protester’s costume. 😅
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Therapy
November 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM