Jay
@jaycubed2k.bsky.social
I mean, I guess...
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Jay
@jaycubed2k.bsky.social
· Jan 17
I did a thing
John Carpenter: oh no
John Carpenter: oh no
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My factory reset isn't working.
February 8, 2026 at 3:03 AM
My factory reset isn't working.
Something something drafts something word vomit something bad brain
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Something something drafts something word vomit something bad brain
Babe are you listening I said $200 and a Kid Rock t-shirt
February 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Babe are you listening I said $200 and a Kid Rock t-shirt
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not nearly as many chances to earn a free personal pan pizza as an adult
0/10 do not recommend
0/10 do not recommend
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
not nearly as many chances to earn a free personal pan pizza as an adult
0/10 do not recommend
0/10 do not recommend
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i’m the type of girl who shows up with hard boiled eggs in my pockets but you don’t wanna hear that
February 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
i’m the type of girl who shows up with hard boiled eggs in my pockets but you don’t wanna hear that
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capitalism is so ingrained in us, that we literally search out and rewatch commercials
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
capitalism is so ingrained in us, that we literally search out and rewatch commercials
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posting is harmless provided you don't take it seriously- the second you start believing you're doing Important Work, that's when the madness takes hold
February 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
posting is harmless provided you don't take it seriously- the second you start believing you're doing Important Work, that's when the madness takes hold
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Note to self: Self does not want anymore notes
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Note to self: Self does not want anymore notes
There was a style of movie that was unique to around 2010 to 2016, like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, that I can't articulate why exactly, but I believe somehow couldn't have existed without Facebook being so culturally dominant
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 PM
There was a style of movie that was unique to around 2010 to 2016, like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, that I can't articulate why exactly, but I believe somehow couldn't have existed without Facebook being so culturally dominant
I missed out on all the Superbowl jokes yesterday because I was visiting my dying father
Superbowl sounds like a toilet cleaner from the 50s
Superbowl was the style of haircut all us boys asked for in the early 90s
Superbowl is something I never watched w dad because we never got along now it's t
Superbowl sounds like a toilet cleaner from the 50s
Superbowl was the style of haircut all us boys asked for in the early 90s
Superbowl is something I never watched w dad because we never got along now it's t
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I missed out on all the Superbowl jokes yesterday because I was visiting my dying father
Superbowl sounds like a toilet cleaner from the 50s
Superbowl was the style of haircut all us boys asked for in the early 90s
Superbowl is something I never watched w dad because we never got along now it's t
Superbowl sounds like a toilet cleaner from the 50s
Superbowl was the style of haircut all us boys asked for in the early 90s
Superbowl is something I never watched w dad because we never got along now it's t
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Bad Bunny vs. Kid Rock sounds like a perfect 𝘒𝘢𝘪𝘫𝘶 𝘉𝘪𝘨 𝘉𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘭 matchup.
February 9, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Bad Bunny vs. Kid Rock sounds like a perfect 𝘒𝘢𝘪𝘫𝘶 𝘉𝘪𝘨 𝘉𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘭 matchup.
People online taking a break fighting capitalism to watch the Superbowl for the commercials
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 PM
People online taking a break fighting capitalism to watch the Superbowl for the commercials
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how was the TPusa Halftime Show For Dads Who Can Only See Their Kids On Weekends But Don’t
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
how was the TPusa Halftime Show For Dads Who Can Only See Their Kids On Weekends But Don’t
I act younger than I am because I wasted 20 years of my life
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I act younger than I am because I wasted 20 years of my life
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Releasing my pheromones like venom
February 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Releasing my pheromones like venom
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Kid Rock makes music for people who shoot at hurricanes
February 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Kid Rock makes music for people who shoot at hurricanes
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*waits for blocks*
February 8, 2026 at 3:52 PM
*waits for blocks*
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If you’re reading this please give your dog/cat a head scratch for me trust me it’s for science
February 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
If you’re reading this please give your dog/cat a head scratch for me trust me it’s for science
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Sundays are crazy because how is it both too early and too late to do anything
February 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Sundays are crazy because how is it both too early and too late to do anything
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Thinking about how the first person to play "got your nose" probably got drowned as a witch
February 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Thinking about how the first person to play "got your nose" probably got drowned as a witch
People who only watch the Superbowl for the commercials discovering YouTube: HOLY SHIT
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
People who only watch the Superbowl for the commercials discovering YouTube: HOLY SHIT
Propaganda guy: we have a problem with image right now, people think we're going too far in our tactics. Ideas for turning this around?
[From the back] focus on deporting the 5 year old blue hat kid everyone's rooting for?
Propaganda guy: who said that, get that guy up here, I love it
[From the back] focus on deporting the 5 year old blue hat kid everyone's rooting for?
Propaganda guy: who said that, get that guy up here, I love it
February 8, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Propaganda guy: we have a problem with image right now, people think we're going too far in our tactics. Ideas for turning this around?
[From the back] focus on deporting the 5 year old blue hat kid everyone's rooting for?
Propaganda guy: who said that, get that guy up here, I love it
[From the back] focus on deporting the 5 year old blue hat kid everyone's rooting for?
Propaganda guy: who said that, get that guy up here, I love it
Every other headline now is like "EPA says toxic sludge in drinking water is harmless" and "FDA Approves Lead in Baby Formula"
February 7, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Every other headline now is like "EPA says toxic sludge in drinking water is harmless" and "FDA Approves Lead in Baby Formula"