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Thought I saw the aurora borealis but it turns out it was just the after effects of my wife smothering me with a pillow.
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Thought I saw the aurora borealis but it turns out it was just the after effects of my wife smothering me with a pillow.
For all the pretense of wealth, Trump still acts like a Beverly Hillbilly.
INGRAHAM: Where did you get the stone?
TRUMP: Different places
INGRAHAM: Different places? Hmm
TRUMP: Different places
INGRAHAM: Different places? Hmm
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
For all the pretense of wealth, Trump still acts like a Beverly Hillbilly.
Was not expecting that All Her Fault ending. Pennywise really gets around.
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Was not expecting that All Her Fault ending. Pennywise really gets around.
Shocking nobody.
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen revealed that Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer knew the entire time about the plan for a few Democrats to capitulate to Republicans on the government shutdown. trib.al/pQ5UPqL
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Shocking nobody.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Live shot of the Democrats who betrayed working people.
a cartoon character named charlie brown is running in a field
ALT: a cartoon character named charlie brown is running in a field
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Live shot of the Democrats who betrayed working people.
To be fair, it’s really hard for Democrats to justify sending you 800 fundraising texts a day when things are going well for them.
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
To be fair, it’s really hard for Democrats to justify sending you 800 fundraising texts a day when things are going well for them.
Democrat politicians are the people who quit college one credit shy of a diploma because they don’t know if that’s really what they want to do.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Democrat politicians are the people who quit college one credit shy of a diploma because they don’t know if that’s really what they want to do.
How do you shame the party of Trump?
Agree.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
How do you shame the party of Trump?
Party leadership makes sure they get what they want while getting cover for themselves.
Schumer should resign. The spine of a wet album cover made of tissue paper.
Schumer should resign. The spine of a wet album cover made of tissue paper.
America is in the midst of a Republican-made health care crisis—a crisis so severe, so urgent, and so devastating for American families that I cannot support a continuing resolution that fails to address it.
I am voting NO.
I am voting NO.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Party leadership makes sure they get what they want while getting cover for themselves.
Schumer should resign. The spine of a wet album cover made of tissue paper.
Schumer should resign. The spine of a wet album cover made of tissue paper.
May they all spend their lives stepping on flaming rakes with boots at crotch level.
dems voted yes already
Cortez Masto
Durbin
Fetterman
Hassan
Kaine
King
Rosen
Shaheen
Cortez Masto
Durbin
Fetterman
Hassan
Kaine
King
Rosen
Shaheen
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
May they all spend their lives stepping on flaming rakes with boots at crotch level.
Stay tuned for Debra Messing in Shrill and Grace-less.
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Stay tuned for Debra Messing in Shrill and Grace-less.
Think Republicans will realize Trump's a big loser for them?
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Think Republicans will realize Trump's a big loser for them?
This video of the UPS crash in Louisville is insane. Four dead, 11 injured as of this time. www.reddit.com/r/Louisville...
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November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This video of the UPS crash in Louisville is insane. Four dead, 11 injured as of this time. www.reddit.com/r/Louisville...
Grim Reaper needs to try harder.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Grim Reaper needs to try harder.
Obama’s post presidency has been mostly uninspiring and lacking in real leadership for the future. Carter’s tireless work for the poor was a more vocal protest against Republicans than Obama’s tepid speeches.
Obama: The weird videos of a U.S. President with a crown on his head flying a fighter jet and dumping poop on protesting citizens… All of that is designed to distract you from the fact that your situation has not gotten better.
November 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Obama’s post presidency has been mostly uninspiring and lacking in real leadership for the future. Carter’s tireless work for the poor was a more vocal protest against Republicans than Obama’s tepid speeches.
Trump has the nuclear football. Ask the USFL how it goes when he has control of football.
October 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Trump has the nuclear football. Ask the USFL how it goes when he has control of football.
I get the feeling that if the right person gets Trump’s ear he would name the kangaroo our national marsupial and declare war on Australia.
JUST IN: Trump says he has instructed the Department of Defense to start testing our nuclear weapons
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I get the feeling that if the right person gets Trump’s ear he would name the kangaroo our national marsupial and declare war on Australia.
Why couldn’t it be rhesus peanut butter cups?
October 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Why couldn’t it be rhesus peanut butter cups?
COVID helps.
Cluely's Roy Lee has a message for startup founders: you should be thinking harder about how to go viral.
Cluely's Roy Lee on the ragebait strategy for startup marketing | TechCrunch
Cluely's Roy Lee has a message for startup founders: you should be thinking harder about how to go viral.
techcrunch.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
COVID helps.