Crutnacker
@crutnacker.bsky.social
Social media outfluencer and Only Fans earlobe model. Banned in 51 states. Pisces. Once made Steve Martin laugh.
I urge everyone to block the official White House account. Don’t engage the trolls.
October 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I urge everyone to block the official White House account. Don’t engage the trolls.
At the top of CNN, ABC, NBC, and even Fox News' webpages: No Kings Protests.
Meanwhile at Bari Weiss' CBS:
Meanwhile at Bari Weiss' CBS:
October 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
At the top of CNN, ABC, NBC, and even Fox News' webpages: No Kings Protests.
Meanwhile at Bari Weiss' CBS:
Meanwhile at Bari Weiss' CBS:
I’m beginning to think the biggest driver of becoming a Young Republican is self loathing.
October 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I’m beginning to think the biggest driver of becoming a Young Republican is self loathing.
The Megyn Kelly collection at Kohls is lit.
October 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The Megyn Kelly collection at Kohls is lit.
For those of you old enough to remember Morton Downey Jr, Kash Patel is giving off a similar vibe with this image.
September 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
For those of you old enough to remember Morton Downey Jr, Kash Patel is giving off a similar vibe with this image.
Looks like things are going well down at Disney HQ. Check the bottom.
September 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Looks like things are going well down at Disney HQ. Check the bottom.
How much AI data center bandwidth is being given over to Trump making pictures to pretend he has measurable testosterone?
September 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
How much AI data center bandwidth is being given over to Trump making pictures to pretend he has measurable testosterone?
Having Twitter flashbacks.
Sadly my black cat has gone to that great coven in the sky. This one probably would be up for black magic, though.
Sadly my black cat has gone to that great coven in the sky. This one probably would be up for black magic, though.
August 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Having Twitter flashbacks.
Sadly my black cat has gone to that great coven in the sky. This one probably would be up for black magic, though.
Sadly my black cat has gone to that great coven in the sky. This one probably would be up for black magic, though.
Maybe this will make people think about school shootings for more than a day. #Annuncation #SchoolShooting
August 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Maybe this will make people think about school shootings for more than a day. #Annuncation #SchoolShooting
It’s just a container of poop.
August 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It’s just a container of poop.
Marc Maron’s new special is great.
Also now I can’t unsee this.
Also now I can’t unsee this.
August 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Marc Maron’s new special is great.
Also now I can’t unsee this.
Also now I can’t unsee this.
Trump doesn’t draw pictures.
You know who else was a failed artist?
You know who else was a failed artist?
July 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Trump doesn’t draw pictures.
You know who else was a failed artist?
You know who else was a failed artist?
Whatever you do, do NOT open this box.
July 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Whatever you do, do NOT open this box.
Marco Rubio looks like a guy who just realized selling Arbonne isn’t going to be his ticket to prosperity.
June 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Marco Rubio looks like a guy who just realized selling Arbonne isn’t going to be his ticket to prosperity.
The Reservoir Dogs reboot looks terrible.
June 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The Reservoir Dogs reboot looks terrible.
When you find out you’re at the wrong protest.
June 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
When you find out you’re at the wrong protest.
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Me in the national security group chat.
March 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Me in the national security group chat.
Under Trump law, you can only legally attack a Tesla dealership if you're wearing this uniform.
March 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Under Trump law, you can only legally attack a Tesla dealership if you're wearing this uniform.
Just like any car salesman, Trump has to speak to his managers Putin and Musk before he can make a deal.
March 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Just like any car salesman, Trump has to speak to his managers Putin and Musk before he can make a deal.
President Musk told me to tell you you’re fired.
March 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
President Musk told me to tell you you’re fired.
When you wish you had David Byrne’s suit to hide in.
February 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When you wish you had David Byrne’s suit to hide in.
Same box. Different cat.
February 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Same box. Different cat.