⛧𝔰𝔢𝔟𝔞𝔰~𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔫⛧
@clirkus.bsky.social
the devil's in the details
one hell of a hobbit-poster
did you eat today?
30 • poor • any prns
one hell of a hobbit-poster
did you eat today?
30 • poor • any prns
sanago derpy tiger youtube
December 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
sanago derpy tiger youtube
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my new year’s resolution is to stop feeling responsible for other people’s feelings
December 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
my new year’s resolution is to stop feeling responsible for other people’s feelings
me: The usual, please.
bartender: *slides me a picke juice on the rocks*
bartender: *slides me a picke juice on the rocks*
Me: The usual, please.
Bartender: *Slides me a frosted mug of editor's red ink*
Bartender: *Slides me a frosted mug of editor's red ink*
Me: The usual, please.
Bartender: *Slides me a frosted mug of KFC gravy*
Bartender: *Slides me a frosted mug of KFC gravy*
December 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
me: The usual, please.
bartender: *slides me a picke juice on the rocks*
bartender: *slides me a picke juice on the rocks*
so i have some bad news blood gang: apparently freezing blood kind of ruins it so we are gonna have to source some Antarctic refrigeration
castle made of blood ice is still on tho 👍
castle made of blood ice is still on tho 👍
Blood slushies blood slushies blood slushies
December 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
so i have some bad news blood gang: apparently freezing blood kind of ruins it so we are gonna have to source some Antarctic refrigeration
castle made of blood ice is still on tho 👍
castle made of blood ice is still on tho 👍
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"Less is more" is just a ploy by Big More to sell you more Less
June 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
"Less is more" is just a ploy by Big More to sell you more Less
Share a great male villain
this guy is so fucking hard to kill
this guy is so fucking hard to kill
December 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Share a great male villain
this guy is so fucking hard to kill
this guy is so fucking hard to kill
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he let me hit bc he hasnt memorized my attack patterns
December 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
he let me hit bc he hasnt memorized my attack patterns
when 12 people like my post
a man with a beard is wearing a robe and a red scarf and is making a funny face .
Alt: a white man dressed like Jesus (who had 12 disciples) puts his hands together in a prayer symbol and says "Hello"
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
when 12 people like my post
the only time i "won" a claw machine toy, couple yrs ago we had one at my job & the claw machine guy would come in like once a week to put new plushies in
my gf wanted a specific one, so i walked up to the guy on one of those occasions and politely asked if i could have it for her & he said yes
my gf wanted a specific one, so i walked up to the guy on one of those occasions and politely asked if i could have it for her & he said yes
December 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
the only time i "won" a claw machine toy, couple yrs ago we had one at my job & the claw machine guy would come in like once a week to put new plushies in
my gf wanted a specific one, so i walked up to the guy on one of those occasions and politely asked if i could have it for her & he said yes
my gf wanted a specific one, so i walked up to the guy on one of those occasions and politely asked if i could have it for her & he said yes
and then they had a thoughtful conversation where cameron learned about the importance of workers' rights. the end!
December 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
and then they had a thoughtful conversation where cameron learned about the importance of workers' rights. the end!
Maya hopes you felt pretty today
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Maya hopes you felt pretty today
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[after watching a video of an unlikely friendship between a border collie and a crow]
everything’s gonna be alright after all
everything’s gonna be alright after all
December 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
[after watching a video of an unlikely friendship between a border collie and a crow]
everything’s gonna be alright after all
everything’s gonna be alright after all
dog ate my new pack of bubba yum this morning 😭 and her farts do NOT smell like bubblegum good gawd 🤢💀
December 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
dog ate my new pack of bubba yum this morning 😭 and her farts do NOT smell like bubblegum good gawd 🤢💀
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"everyone grieves differently"
Erika Kirk:
Erika Kirk:
December 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"everyone grieves differently"
Erika Kirk:
Erika Kirk:
"universal basic icome" what about universal basic weed??
I shouldn't have to pay for weed that should be free for me
December 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"universal basic icome" what about universal basic weed??
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sorry, i cant come over, i put a sweatshirt over a long sleeve tshirt and neither of them feel right around my neck and shoulders now
December 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
sorry, i cant come over, i put a sweatshirt over a long sleeve tshirt and neither of them feel right around my neck and shoulders now
drop someone blonde
precious sweet angel baby
precious sweet angel baby
December 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
drop someone blonde
precious sweet angel baby
precious sweet angel baby
partner asked me what we're having for dinner
HAM YOU FOOL
HAM YOU FOOL
u get 1 free ham and now you're eating ham forever
December 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
partner asked me what we're having for dinner
HAM YOU FOOL
HAM YOU FOOL
*checking mutual status to see how unhinged i can be in replies*
December 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
*checking mutual status to see how unhinged i can be in replies*
many are saying
what in the heck
December 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
many are saying
doing a spell to make mark cuban disappear
December 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
doing a spell to make mark cuban disappear
explaining to my gen z coworkers how everyone used to get a big book that had everyone's names, phone numbers, & home addresses in it
December 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
explaining to my gen z coworkers how everyone used to get a big book that had everyone's names, phone numbers, & home addresses in it
it's free real-estate
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
it's free real-estate
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This man said, “Excuse me, I have to text my bitches” and then sent me a text that said, “Sup?”
December 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This man said, “Excuse me, I have to text my bitches” and then sent me a text that said, “Sup?”
this is your sign to have the Audacity
December 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
this is your sign to have the Audacity