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⛧𝔰𝔢𝔟𝔞𝔰~𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔫⛧
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the devil's in the details

one hell of a hobbit-poster

did you eat today?

30 • poor • any prns
"you look mad"

this is my face, if you don't like it: 𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘢𝘻𝘦.
December 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
getting my shit together, not for the new year, but cuz i rlly need to get my shit together
what if i get my shit together this week? that probably be too cliche, right? with the new year and all
December 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i miss playing Helldivers 2 y'all. when it came out i was on missions multiple times a week, squeezing in another mission wherever i could, following the MO & the updates via discord & before i deleted was super active in a Helldivers fb group back when it was still hype & people were making memes
December 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I love mantises so bad dude do you even begin to comprehend what I'm trying to put down
December 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
sanago derpy tiger youtube
December 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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my new year’s resolution is to stop feeling responsible for other people’s feelings
December 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
me: The usual, please.

bartender: *slides me a picke juice on the rocks*
Me: The usual, please.

Bartender: *Slides me a frosted mug of editor's red ink*
Me: The usual, please.

Bartender: *Slides me a frosted mug of KFC gravy*
December 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
so i have some bad news blood gang: apparently freezing blood kind of ruins it so we are gonna have to source some Antarctic refrigeration

castle made of blood ice is still on tho 👍
Blood slushies blood slushies blood slushies
December 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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"Less is more" is just a ploy by Big More to sell you more Less
June 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Share a great male villain

this guy is so fucking hard to kill
December 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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he let me hit bc he hasnt memorized my attack patterns
December 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
the only time i "won" a claw machine toy, couple yrs ago we had one at my job & the claw machine guy would come in like once a week to put new plushies in

my gf wanted a specific one, so i walked up to the guy on one of those occasions and politely asked if i could have it for her & he said yes
Don’t let your dreams be dreams ✨
December 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
and then they had a thoughtful conversation where cameron learned about the importance of workers' rights. the end!
December 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Maya hopes you felt pretty today
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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[after watching a video of an unlikely friendship between a border collie and a crow]

everything’s gonna be alright after all
December 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
dog ate my new pack of bubba yum this morning 😭 and her farts do NOT smell like bubblegum good gawd 🤢💀
December 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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"everyone grieves differently"

Erika Kirk:
December 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"universal basic icome" what about universal basic weed??
I shouldn't have to pay for weed that should be free for me
December 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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sorry, i cant come over, i put a sweatshirt over a long sleeve tshirt and neither of them feel right around my neck and shoulders now
December 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
drop someone blonde

precious sweet angel baby
December 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
partner asked me what we're having for dinner

HAM YOU FOOL
u get 1 free ham and now you're eating ham forever
December 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
*checking mutual status to see how unhinged i can be in replies*
December 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
many are saying
December 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
doing a spell to make mark cuban disappear
December 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM