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30 • poor • any prns
you can do a lot with just a little
it was so good i almost forgot to post
it was so good i almost forgot to post
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
you can do a lot with just a little
it was so good i almost forgot to post
it was so good i almost forgot to post
invest in a garlic press you will not regret it (get one that's all one piece tho, some of them have removable parts and that is not preferable. i literally just give it a good rince after each use, since garlic is an antibody. super easy and effective)
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
invest in a garlic press you will not regret it (get one that's all one piece tho, some of them have removable parts and that is not preferable. i literally just give it a good rince after each use, since garlic is an antibody. super easy and effective)
you can easily peel garlic cloves by giving them a squish
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
you can easily peel garlic cloves by giving them a squish
18 SECONDS UNTIL GARLIC BREAD
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
18 SECONDS UNTIL GARLIC BREAD
ok, time to mix it all together
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
ok, time to mix it all together
drain the noodles. ohshitiforgotthegsrlicbread
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
drain the noodles. ohshitiforgotthegsrlicbread
drain the broccoli before adding, add the garlic at the same time
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
drain the broccoli before adding, add the garlic at the same time
i put too much water in my onions im overwhelmed
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
i put too much water in my onions im overwhelmed
actually it's fine i just remembered it's all going in the same pan
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
actually it's fine i just remembered it's all going in the same pan
i need more metal spatulas 1 is NOT enough metal spatulas
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i need more metal spatulas 1 is NOT enough metal spatulas
oomfs going to bed and im just now starting to make dinner. i need more west coast oomfs 🕕
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
oomfs going to bed and im just now starting to make dinner. i need more west coast oomfs 🕕
the hardest part of cooking is timing it so everything is ready at the same time (im making past & garlic bread)
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
the hardest part of cooking is timing it so everything is ready at the same time (im making past & garlic bread)
i can post politics AND be whimsical because i am bi and also a gemini
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i can post politics AND be whimsical because i am bi and also a gemini
no but i really think every restaurant should do this i think it should be law
ALSO they never forced us to work holidays. there was always a sign-up sheet for people to volunteer to work christmas & thanksgiving and if they didn't get enough volunteers they simply would not be open, but usually there were enough. honestly really respect that method it should be universal
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
no but i really think every restaurant should do this i think it should be law
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brb whimsymaxxing
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
brb whimsymaxxing
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Dems are strategically going to allow Republicans to abuse Americans so that they can run on a platform of clawing back half way out of that pit.
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Dems are strategically going to allow Republicans to abuse Americans so that they can run on a platform of clawing back half way out of that pit.
There's an alternate universe where im waaay dumber and i bet that mf is so happy
There's an alternate universe where I'm way smarter and that pisses me off
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
There's an alternate universe where im waaay dumber and i bet that mf is so happy
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dems, 2009: we can't do shit we only have 59 senators
dems, 2025: we can't stop them they have 52 senators
dems, 2025: we can't stop them they have 52 senators
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
dems, 2009: we can't do shit we only have 59 senators
dems, 2025: we can't stop them they have 52 senators
dems, 2025: we can't stop them they have 52 senators
where are the food & bev folks of bluesky? reveal yourselves
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
where are the food & bev folks of bluesky? reveal yourselves
this is actually so embarrassing bc my last job at the brewery in SC not only closed twice a year for a staff christmas party AND an anniversary party in the summer. open bar (yes, liquor too) and they also rented an inflatable water slide in the summer which was fucking awesome.
already planning on skipping my company's christmas party bc they're too cheap to host it anywhere other than our restaurant, which will be open at the same time lmao so some people will have to be working AND we don't even have a bar lmao
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
this is actually so embarrassing bc my last job at the brewery in SC not only closed twice a year for a staff christmas party AND an anniversary party in the summer. open bar (yes, liquor too) and they also rented an inflatable water slide in the summer which was fucking awesome.
me, minding my business:
the fancy craft paper i bought to make holiday cards: 👁👄👁
the fancy craft paper i bought to make holiday cards: 👁👄👁
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
me, minding my business:
the fancy craft paper i bought to make holiday cards: 👁👄👁
the fancy craft paper i bought to make holiday cards: 👁👄👁
my crockpot lookin at me a certain kind of way
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
my crockpot lookin at me a certain kind of way
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you are very easy to love, actually. just so you know.🖤
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
you are very easy to love, actually. just so you know.🖤