ayye relax guy! i was kidding! sometimes
squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a group of fish holding hands .
Alt: squidward from spongebob squarepants FINALLY has some fun and sets off this hilarious prank on spongebob, but all these damn lib chud fishes are lookin at him like they’ve never seen artistic risks in comedy.
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 5:26 PM
ayye relax guy! i was kidding! sometimes
your best posts < my crashouts
February 17, 2026 at 3:54 PM
your best posts < my crashouts
i’m taking my lack of talents to truth social. where a dick waving she/they is actually a commodity
February 17, 2026 at 3:44 PM
i’m taking my lack of talents to truth social. where a dick waving she/they is actually a commodity
damn dog you was puttin up numbers when you were portraying the gender that god assigned you at birth.
February 17, 2026 at 3:33 PM
damn dog you was puttin up numbers when you were portraying the gender that god assigned you at birth.
cylin, your estrogen use has affected us in the following ways: ur less funny, more unrelatable, easier to mute
February 17, 2026 at 3:32 PM
cylin, your estrogen use has affected us in the following ways: ur less funny, more unrelatable, easier to mute
most the time when socialists attack liberals on this app it reads like radiohead stans making fun of weezer
February 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
most the time when socialists attack liberals on this app it reads like radiohead stans making fun of weezer
used to post good now i post impending welfare check
February 17, 2026 at 10:04 AM
used to post good now i post impending welfare check
i’m still so very deeply hurt by being tricked, robbed and abandoned by my bestest friend of over 9 hours.
February 17, 2026 at 8:39 AM
i’m still so very deeply hurt by being tricked, robbed and abandoned by my bestest friend of over 9 hours.
my taste in men:
February 17, 2026 at 8:32 AM
my taste in men:
guys i made a new best friend
February 16, 2026 at 11:25 AM
guys i made a new best friend
one like for one opinion you’ll disagree with
February 16, 2026 at 7:32 AM
one like for one opinion you’ll disagree with
always reassuring when you walk back in the room to complete strangers and everyone gets quiet
February 16, 2026 at 6:49 AM
always reassuring when you walk back in the room to complete strangers and everyone gets quiet
going back and forth trying to convince myself the stripes i earned
February 16, 2026 at 5:45 AM
going back and forth trying to convince myself the stripes i earned
am i paranoid or a radical leftist enemy of the state trans person living under mass surveillance
February 16, 2026 at 3:47 AM
am i paranoid or a radical leftist enemy of the state trans person living under mass surveillance
dude i’m getting high with looks EXACTLY like maculay cullkin. don’t worry im okay
February 16, 2026 at 1:17 AM
dude i’m getting high with looks EXACTLY like maculay cullkin. don’t worry im okay
i opened the trunk and it’s wet it’s all wet there’s a pool of water back there
a cartoon character holding a steering wheel and keys
Alt: hank hill crying in the drivers seat of his sick truck
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:19 AM
i opened the trunk and it’s wet it’s all wet there’s a pool of water back there
idk my pronouns. she/her actually makes me smile, but i feel like a nonbinary whos on recreational estrogen. idk at least ive never stood with israel
February 15, 2026 at 9:45 PM
idk my pronouns. she/her actually makes me smile, but i feel like a nonbinary whos on recreational estrogen. idk at least ive never stood with israel
don’t read my posts i’m shy rn
February 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
don’t read my posts i’m shy rn
valentine’s day with the whole squad <3
February 15, 2026 at 12:38 AM
valentine’s day with the whole squad <3
i just wanna drive my fish, drink my truck, catch my beer, feed my grass, drive my dog, cut my boots
February 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
i just wanna drive my fish, drink my truck, catch my beer, feed my grass, drive my dog, cut my boots
happy valentine’s day bah humbug 4:20 get high
February 14, 2026 at 9:21 AM
happy valentine’s day bah humbug 4:20 get high
cute sexy and my ride sporty VROOM VROOM
February 14, 2026 at 8:46 AM
cute sexy and my ride sporty VROOM VROOM
second time this week i’ve gone to the movies w a ticket for the wrong day 😭😭 just put me down ig
February 14, 2026 at 6:00 AM
second time this week i’ve gone to the movies w a ticket for the wrong day 😭😭 just put me down ig