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Lizzy
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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crocs enthusiast, cat lady

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An orange tabby speaking into a microphone "Would"
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Repost with an iconic fictional band
Lemonade Mouth (real ones know)
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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The Mexican grocery store today looked like baby Jesus puked out Christmas... every inch covered
Grocery store loaded with tacky xmas decor
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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... to form a more perfect union
Sure, Jan
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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2 dollars
Scene from Better off Dead... paper boy trying to collect
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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how it started        how it's going
Two side-by-side photos of Annie Murphy. In the first, she's smiling, playfully holding up peace signs. In the second, she's scowling with middle fingers held high.
October 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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this is where I post from
a beautiful porta-potty made entirely of stained glass
October 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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me, thinking how I woulda throat punched a mfr if I weren't so zen
a shirtless Bruce Lee smiles coyly while eating noodles in a room filled with bright 70s era decor
October 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Logging on
Betty Rubble drawing an imaginary square
October 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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me, watching y'all scroll past my posts
Maya (of Pen15) on the roof being a creepy stalker
October 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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So angry 😂
This post which I've had bookmarks, oops
October 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Logging on
Parker Posey as Victoria Ratcliff in White Lotus "Where's my lorazepam?"
October 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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no idea what happened but...
I do not wish for violence. Okay, I wish for the President to die from something that is funny.
October 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Happy Canadian 3-day weekend
Columbo pointing at you captioned, "Just one more thing... when you were 'discovering' America, was there anyone else there at the time?"
October 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Friday vibes
Kirsten Dunst stares into the distance while holding a cigarette with a seriously long ash and drinking red wine from a plastic cup... captioned "I'm so tired of everything."
October 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Alright, alright, alright here's my fave spooky season meme
Animated, spooky version of that scene from Dazed and Confused with Matthew McConaughey cruising around... "It'd be a lot GHOULER if you did"
October 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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There are tons throughout the city but this probably my favorite mini mural.
Traffic signal control cabinet on the side of the road painted with Ann Richard's likeness. A quote from her on the side reads, "There is a lot more to life than just struggling to make money."
September 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I vote yes!
If 5/4 is Star Wars day can 9/25 be Dolly Parton day? *reposted with alt text
September 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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You guys are getting raptured?
September 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Happy Friday Bluesky
Blue skies and the open road
September 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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From an old persons liked songs on Spotify... Almost over you Strut For your eyes only
September 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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humanity and stuff
Bsky prompt which pops up when trying to hide a reply
September 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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The thing about Jimmy Kimmel is I'll never be able to forget how fucking terrible he is at basketball.
Disgustingly pasty Ted Cruz zips past Jimmy during the Blobfish Classic
September 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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But they love watching me walk away
Email from Hulu after I canceled my subscription yesterday... "We're sorry to see you go"
September 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Partially clothed woman beating a brain "Stfu"
September 18, 2025 at 8:17 AM