snargleplax
@snargleplax.bsky.social
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
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snargleplax
@snargleplax.bsky.social
· Feb 16
everyone: the bangers, it's too much, please give us respite
me: no fuck you take more
me: no fuck you take more
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Rio wanted to make an appearance
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Rio wanted to make an appearance
[trying to impress a date with my knowledge of antique pickups]
Oh yeah that's a, uh, '52 Card
Oh yeah that's a, uh, '52 Card
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
[trying to impress a date with my knowledge of antique pickups]
Oh yeah that's a, uh, '52 Card
Oh yeah that's a, uh, '52 Card
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we aren't getting pizza so she's singing "Hard Knock Life"
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
we aren't getting pizza so she's singing "Hard Knock Life"
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ABA Harms.
More evidence:
"ABA therapy was associated with a greater use of acute mental health services; autistic youth in the ABA group had an overall risk that was 30% higher for mental health hospitalizations"
journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/...
More evidence:
"ABA therapy was associated with a greater use of acute mental health services; autistic youth in the ABA group had an overall risk that was 30% higher for mental health hospitalizations"
journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/...
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November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
ABA Harms.
More evidence:
"ABA therapy was associated with a greater use of acute mental health services; autistic youth in the ABA group had an overall risk that was 30% higher for mental health hospitalizations"
journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/...
More evidence:
"ABA therapy was associated with a greater use of acute mental health services; autistic youth in the ABA group had an overall risk that was 30% higher for mental health hospitalizations"
journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/...
Don't worry, it's not real corn.
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Don't worry, it's not real corn.
Don't give up. These are the times when cynical mockery counts the *most*.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Don't give up. These are the times when cynical mockery counts the *most*.
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Mars Attacks! At the Disco
April 10, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Mars Attacks! At the Disco
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me: I was thinking we could come to some sort of... arrangement
florist: well, yes
florist: well, yes
March 4, 2024 at 6:44 PM
me: I was thinking we could come to some sort of... arrangement
florist: well, yes
florist: well, yes
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i have just been informed that the employer that fired me for this page has gone under. let this be a warning to you all.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
i have just been informed that the employer that fired me for this page has gone under. let this be a warning to you all.
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If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
I am going for a walk, I'm taking an apple with me, and I have no specific plan for where I will dispose of the core.
Can you handle me, baby?
Can you handle me, baby?
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I am going for a walk, I'm taking an apple with me, and I have no specific plan for where I will dispose of the core.
Can you handle me, baby?
Can you handle me, baby?
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Male pattern kindness
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Male pattern kindness
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eating the beer bottle really enhances the buzz
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
eating the beer bottle really enhances the buzz
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*grabs you by the lapel*
wtf is a lapel????
wtf is a lapel????
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
*grabs you by the lapel*
wtf is a lapel????
wtf is a lapel????
who called them a bartender and not a plasterer?
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
who called them a bartender and not a plasterer?
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INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out
[eerie calm]
me: is this... is this really it?
my guide: yes. we have reached...
both together: The Eye of the Orgy
me: is this... is this really it?
my guide: yes. we have reached...
both together: The Eye of the Orgy
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
[eerie calm]
me: is this... is this really it?
my guide: yes. we have reached...
both together: The Eye of the Orgy
me: is this... is this really it?
my guide: yes. we have reached...
both together: The Eye of the Orgy
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One prick Tony
Is a one trick pony
And it's nothing very special as a trick
The guy is such a phony
His shit is pure baloney
There's nothing odd in having just one prick
Is a one trick pony
And it's nothing very special as a trick
The guy is such a phony
His shit is pure baloney
There's nothing odd in having just one prick
October 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
One prick Tony
Is a one trick pony
And it's nothing very special as a trick
The guy is such a phony
His shit is pure baloney
There's nothing odd in having just one prick
Is a one trick pony
And it's nothing very special as a trick
The guy is such a phony
His shit is pure baloney
There's nothing odd in having just one prick
spoonerism of the day:
One-Prick Tony
One-Prick Tony
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
spoonerism of the day:
One-Prick Tony
One-Prick Tony
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I'm trying to think of an original butthole post but it's hard to find an opening
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm trying to think of an original butthole post but it's hard to find an opening
less screen time, more scream time
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
less screen time, more scream time
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me, shitposting:
bsky and pooping go together like *wipes ass with phone*
June 7, 2024 at 10:28 PM
me, shitposting:
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bsky and pooping go together like *wipes ass with phone*
June 7, 2024 at 10:27 PM
bsky and pooping go together like *wipes ass with phone*
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Finding out Mamdani is a Bluesky Elder is just...*chef's kiss*
November 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Finding out Mamdani is a Bluesky Elder is just...*chef's kiss*