Felonious Monk 📚
@thefeloniousmonk.com
Forever forlorn poet. Bipolar. Dad joking Daddy Dom. Heart of a poet, appetite of a beast. Vulgar and respectful per @halfbakedrhymes.com. Says fuck a lot. 50/50 earnestposting / shitposting. DMs open. 18+ MDNI.
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Felonious Monk 📚
@thefeloniousmonk.com
· Oct 11
Hi! I'm Monk. Whatever you followed me for, you should know I post a lot of things that aren't that. I'm delightfully obscene, and always happy to answer questions about kink. I also write poetry, and am working on my first novel. I love art and food and nudity, often at the same time. 1/2
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So anyways, welcome to my skyline.
a man in a dark room with the words none of you seem to understand behind him
Alt: Rorshach in Watchmen saying I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.
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November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
So anyways, welcome to my skyline.
"No, I don't want no scrubs"
- my dog at her bathtime
- my dog at her bathtime
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"No, I don't want no scrubs"
- my dog at her bathtime
- my dog at her bathtime
I'll put her on my naughty list, if you know what I mean.
I'll spend the holidays pondering how cultural traditions and the enjoyment thereof are heavily colored by our upbringings, and how childhood PTSD makes this time of year a lot harder for some of us, if you know what I mean. 😉😉😉
I'll wrap her box, if you know what I mean.
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I'll put her on my naughty list, if you know what I mean.
If he bought the hot tubs FOR the wildebeest, I'm about to lay on some jury nullification.
I have never clicked on a link in a news article so fast in my life
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If he bought the hot tubs FOR the wildebeest, I'm about to lay on some jury nullification.
I'll spend the holidays pondering how cultural traditions and the enjoyment thereof are heavily colored by our upbringings, and how childhood PTSD makes this time of year a lot harder for some of us, if you know what I mean. 😉😉😉
I'll wrap her box, if you know what I mean.
I'll eat her milk and cookies, if you know what I mean.
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I'll spend the holidays pondering how cultural traditions and the enjoyment thereof are heavily colored by our upbringings, and how childhood PTSD makes this time of year a lot harder for some of us, if you know what I mean. 😉😉😉
I'll wrap her box, if you know what I mean.
I'll eat her milk and cookies, if you know what I mean.
I'll leave a little something under her tree, if you know what I mean.
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I'll wrap her box, if you know what I mean.
I'll eat her milk and cookies, if you know what I mean.
I'll leave a little something under her tree, if you know what I mean.
I'll stuff her stocking, if you know what I mean.
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'll eat her milk and cookies, if you know what I mean.
I'll leave a little something under her tree, if you know what I mean.
I'll stuff her stocking, if you know what I mean.
I'll go down her chimney, if you know what I mean.
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'll leave a little something under her tree, if you know what I mean.
I'll stuff her stocking, if you know what I mean.
I'll go down her chimney, if you know what I mean.
Are we doing Christmas shitposts yet?
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'll stuff her stocking, if you know what I mean.
I'll go down her chimney, if you know what I mean.
Are we doing Christmas shitposts yet?
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I'll go down her chimney, if you know what I mean.
Are we doing Christmas shitposts yet?
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Are we doing Christmas shitposts yet?
A meat grinder of a Monday to remind me what I was missing last week while off.
Karmic punishment for seven days without working.
Karmic punishment for seven days without working.
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A meat grinder of a Monday to remind me what I was missing last week while off.
Karmic punishment for seven days without working.
Karmic punishment for seven days without working.
Although if it did, that would be a pretty kick ass starter pack.
It wouldn’t let me just do me and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social so here whatever
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Although if it did, that would be a pretty kick ass starter pack.
Influx of new followers, so gotta break them in right.
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Influx of new followers, so gotta break them in right.
On a scale of 1 to mouthful of booty, how great is eating ass?
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
On a scale of 1 to mouthful of booty, how great is eating ass?
"You make a better door than a window" - my father, who has really unorthodox ideas about home construction.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
"You make a better door than a window" - my father, who has really unorthodox ideas about home construction.
Democrat leadership give me a reason to support you challenge, difficulty impossible.
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Democrat leadership give me a reason to support you challenge, difficulty impossible.
A week off drawing to a close, and I did my best to rest and relax as much as is possible for me. But also saw all the work building up, so, bleh. Tomorrow is going to be a crush.
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
A week off drawing to a close, and I did my best to rest and relax as much as is possible for me. But also saw all the work building up, so, bleh. Tomorrow is going to be a crush.
Made trail mix at home, but I think I added too much gravel.
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Made trail mix at home, but I think I added too much gravel.
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I require BoobHugs. That precious hug with boobs. WHERE THE FUCK THE BOOBS I CAN HUG, HOW DARE YOU.
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I require BoobHugs. That precious hug with boobs. WHERE THE FUCK THE BOOBS I CAN HUG, HOW DARE YOU.
Got me fucked up. I'm 100% Samantha within.
you just hate the Carrie Bradshaw within
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Got me fucked up. I'm 100% Samantha within.
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another harpy complete thanks to the ever lovely @nootrecruit.bsky.social 🪶
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
another harpy complete thanks to the ever lovely @nootrecruit.bsky.social 🪶
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I'm tired of some men thinking everything is an invitation. I post photos of myself, not an invitation. I post when I'm in a sexual mood, not an invitation. I post kinks and things I'm into, not an invitation. I should be able to do and post as I want and not have some schmuck thinking it's for him.
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I'm tired of some men thinking everything is an invitation. I post photos of myself, not an invitation. I post when I'm in a sexual mood, not an invitation. I post kinks and things I'm into, not an invitation. I should be able to do and post as I want and not have some schmuck thinking it's for him.
Satan, coaching in hell:
Our possession sucks right now. Get it together Reds #LFc
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Satan, coaching in hell: