matty stratton
@matty.wtf
I have friends everywhere
Chicagoland area
Dogs > people
he/they
Contact info: https://links.mattstratton.com/
#DevRel #DevOps #Weightlifting
Chicagoland area
Dogs > people
he/they
Contact info: https://links.mattstratton.com/
#DevRel #DevOps #Weightlifting
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matty stratton
@matty.wtf
· Mar 14
For new followers and stuff … hi! I’m Matty. I live in the Chicagoland area with my partner @stefinitely.cool, three teenage kids, and two Australian Shepherds. I like lifting weights, tattoos, and live music. I work at Turbot looking after marketing and community and that kind of thing!
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I have no problem with virtue signaling. Hate has been given a megaphone and they have no problem amplifying those voices. There should be no shame in amplifying ours.
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I have no problem with virtue signaling. Hate has been given a megaphone and they have no problem amplifying those voices. There should be no shame in amplifying ours.
I’ve got some other camera options; the doorbell part is what is key to replace too !
I think the Aqara might be best for us
(They have a cloud storage thing but I think it’s optional? @localcelebrity.bsky.social ?)
I think the Aqara might be best for us
(They have a cloud storage thing but I think it’s optional? @localcelebrity.bsky.social ?)
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I’ve got some other camera options; the doorbell part is what is key to replace too !
I think the Aqara might be best for us
(They have a cloud storage thing but I think it’s optional? @localcelebrity.bsky.social ?)
I think the Aqara might be best for us
(They have a cloud storage thing but I think it’s optional? @localcelebrity.bsky.social ?)
Hmm. I have eufy cameras that are connected to HomeKit
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Hmm. I have eufy cameras that are connected to HomeKit
Given that Ring sucks, any recommendations for a doorbell / camera thing like that that DOESN’T but (very key) is battery operated and doesn’t require doorbell infrastructure/ chime in the house?
Bonus if it works with HomeKit.
Bonus if it works with HomeKit.
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Given that Ring sucks, any recommendations for a doorbell / camera thing like that that DOESN’T but (very key) is battery operated and doesn’t require doorbell infrastructure/ chime in the house?
Bonus if it works with HomeKit.
Bonus if it works with HomeKit.
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The Venn diagram of people who like Mr. Beast and the people who make the choice of their business‘s CRM touches at a single point and apparently that point is the Salesforce CEO
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
The Venn diagram of people who like Mr. Beast and the people who make the choice of their business‘s CRM touches at a single point and apparently that point is the Salesforce CEO
“Slackbot, the powerful new AI from Salesforce” shut up mr beast
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
“Slackbot, the powerful new AI from Salesforce” shut up mr beast
There’s never been a shutout in Super Bowl history either so we might see that happen still
There has never been a Super Bowl in which neither team scored a touchdown.
Yet.
Yet.
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
There’s never been a shutout in Super Bowl history either so we might see that happen still
I know Seattle is highly likely to get a TD now but I really wish they wouldn’t
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I know Seattle is highly likely to get a TD now but I really wish they wouldn’t
OH: “I never thought that the downfall of democracy would come at the hands of a bunch of fucking morons”
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
OH: “I never thought that the downfall of democracy would come at the hands of a bunch of fucking morons”
There has never been a Super Bowl in which neither team scored a touchdown.
Yet.
Yet.
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
There has never been a Super Bowl in which neither team scored a touchdown.
Yet.
Yet.
There’s a longer version online that’s even funnier!
February 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
There’s a longer version online that’s even funnier!
Yep saw that! It was fire.
And I’m not surprised he took the logo off his guitar - that’s the kind of thing that will get caught before the show starts anyway so why risk it
And I’m not surprised he took the logo off his guitar - that’s the kind of thing that will get caught before the show starts anyway so why risk it
February 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Yep saw that! It was fire.
And I’m not surprised he took the logo off his guitar - that’s the kind of thing that will get caught before the show starts anyway so why risk it
And I’m not surprised he took the logo off his guitar - that’s the kind of thing that will get caught before the show starts anyway so why risk it
(In as much as it could be in a highly sanitized environment like this - honestly even having Green Day at all is light years of advancement for the NFL)
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
(In as much as it could be in a highly sanitized environment like this - honestly even having Green Day at all is light years of advancement for the NFL)
So there are folks claiming that the “maga agenda” line in American Idiot was bleeped out
This is not true. They didn’t even sing that verse
That said, even though they skipped those parts in Holiday and American Idiot, everyone knows what those songs are and the point was made I think
This is not true. They didn’t even sing that verse
That said, even though they skipped those parts in Holiday and American Idiot, everyone knows what those songs are and the point was made I think
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
So there are folks claiming that the “maga agenda” line in American Idiot was bleeped out
This is not true. They didn’t even sing that verse
That said, even though they skipped those parts in Holiday and American Idiot, everyone knows what those songs are and the point was made I think
This is not true. They didn’t even sing that verse
That said, even though they skipped those parts in Holiday and American Idiot, everyone knows what those songs are and the point was made I think
Sorry! I meant they only got to play two songs today! They have way more than two amazing songs.
I love Green Day and have so many faves of theirs!
I love Green Day and have so many faves of theirs!
February 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Sorry! I meant they only got to play two songs today! They have way more than two amazing songs.
I love Green Day and have so many faves of theirs!
I love Green Day and have so many faves of theirs!
They didn’t actually play it tho :/
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
They didn’t actually play it tho :/
To be fair they only got two songs
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
To be fair they only got two songs
They totally skipped the key parts of both of them
February 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
They totally skipped the key parts of both of them
Given that they skipped over that part of Holiday I’m skeptical now :/
February 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Given that they skipped over that part of Holiday I’m skeptical now :/
Yep. That was disappointing.
He’s not using the guitar from the other night either :/
He’s not using the guitar from the other night either :/
February 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Yep. That was disappointing.
He’s not using the guitar from the other night either :/
He’s not using the guitar from the other night either :/