Felonious Monk 📚
@thefeloniousmonk.com
Forever forlorn poet. Bipolar. Dad joking Daddy Dom. Heart of a poet, appetite of a beast. Vulgar and respectful per @halfbakedrhymes.com. Says fuck a lot. 50/50 earnestposting / shitposting. DMs open. 18+ MDNI.
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Someone thinks we should do this everyday.
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Someone thinks we should do this everyday.
I have done more manual labor this week than I have done in years, but I finished up all my projects, and look how pretty this is.
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I have done more manual labor this week than I have done in years, but I finished up all my projects, and look how pretty this is.
Umbrellas mounted. Lights hung. Livewell loaded and running. Time for some lunch while waiting for the tide.
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Umbrellas mounted. Lights hung. Livewell loaded and running. Time for some lunch while waiting for the tide.
Working on the LED lighting for the umbrellas, and now I think I need an LED flogger.
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Working on the LED lighting for the umbrellas, and now I think I need an LED flogger.
Mullet school up by the thousands in this inwater off the Bay. I've seen hundreds pass under the dock in just a few minutes. Which is why I also see shark and tarpon hunting in here.
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Mullet school up by the thousands in this inwater off the Bay. I've seen hundreds pass under the dock in just a few minutes. Which is why I also see shark and tarpon hunting in here.
There are worse places to be working this morning.
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
There are worse places to be working this morning.
Some folks need to remember that Leftists own guns too.
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Some folks need to remember that Leftists own guns too.
Seeing some of my late 2000's work come up in my albums and remembering that design was a lot more fun when I didn't have to think responsively across 14 resolutions.
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Seeing some of my late 2000's work come up in my albums and remembering that design was a lot more fun when I didn't have to think responsively across 14 resolutions.
Watching the stingrays play while I work on this dock project.
November 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Watching the stingrays play while I work on this dock project.
AI researchers getting put on AI related blocklists on Bsky:
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
AI researchers getting put on AI related blocklists on Bsky:
I don't fucking know, it's just what I was craving. Maybe I'm pregnant.
Bananas, peanut butter, apple butter, vanilla granola, grapes, blueberries, and dry aged white cheddar, with a healthy dash of Korintje.
Bananas, peanut butter, apple butter, vanilla granola, grapes, blueberries, and dry aged white cheddar, with a healthy dash of Korintje.
November 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I don't fucking know, it's just what I was craving. Maybe I'm pregnant.
Bananas, peanut butter, apple butter, vanilla granola, grapes, blueberries, and dry aged white cheddar, with a healthy dash of Korintje.
Bananas, peanut butter, apple butter, vanilla granola, grapes, blueberries, and dry aged white cheddar, with a healthy dash of Korintje.
When you wake up and read the news
October 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
When you wake up and read the news
I fucking knew it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I fucking knew it.
Having perfect nails means they look like wrap around crown jewels in the dick pics.
October 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Having perfect nails means they look like wrap around crown jewels in the dick pics.
Asking the important questions.
October 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Asking the important questions.
Time for the annual changing of the guard.
October 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Time for the annual changing of the guard.
Halloween drip acquired.
October 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Halloween drip acquired.
You know what time it is.
October 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
You know what time it is.
I'm not tipping the drag strippers, I'm
October 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I'm not tipping the drag strippers, I'm
Continuing my public meltdown
by sobbing through a yoga class
In very true fashion,
I fell asleep straight after
I haven't been to sleep yet
#streamsync poetry by @sarahjen.bsky.social , @irackbrains.bsky.social , and @sleeksilhouette.blacksky.app
by sobbing through a yoga class
In very true fashion,
I fell asleep straight after
I haven't been to sleep yet
#streamsync poetry by @sarahjen.bsky.social , @irackbrains.bsky.social , and @sleeksilhouette.blacksky.app
October 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Continuing my public meltdown
by sobbing through a yoga class
In very true fashion,
I fell asleep straight after
I haven't been to sleep yet
#streamsync poetry by @sarahjen.bsky.social , @irackbrains.bsky.social , and @sleeksilhouette.blacksky.app
by sobbing through a yoga class
In very true fashion,
I fell asleep straight after
I haven't been to sleep yet
#streamsync poetry by @sarahjen.bsky.social , @irackbrains.bsky.social , and @sleeksilhouette.blacksky.app
Streamsync. cc @byelacey.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Streamsync. cc @byelacey.bsky.social
Also, this cheery green message can suck my asshole.
October 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Also, this cheery green message can suck my asshole.