ArmenianAbs aka Mark
@armenianabs.bsky.social
Sarcasm and hilarity, just ahead.
Just enjoying the rollercoaster ride.
Liberal AF.
My dream is to become the next Weird Al Yankovic.
I look like a shorter, sexier version of Rasputin.
Just enjoying the rollercoaster ride.
Liberal AF.
My dream is to become the next Weird Al Yankovic.
I look like a shorter, sexier version of Rasputin.
Pinned
I just saw an illegal immigrant cross the border with 600 cattle!
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I just saw an illegal immigrant cross the border with 600 cattle!
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KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true?
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true?
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
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Saw this leaked nude photo of Stephen Miller.
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Saw this leaked nude photo of Stephen Miller.
Me: “My charge would be $200 for your yard cleanup.”
New Client: “Well, I think it would only cost me $100. I’m sure I could find a cheaper company. Would you lower your price?”
Me….
New Client: “Well, I think it would only cost me $100. I’m sure I could find a cheaper company. Would you lower your price?”
Me….
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Me: “My charge would be $200 for your yard cleanup.”
New Client: “Well, I think it would only cost me $100. I’m sure I could find a cheaper company. Would you lower your price?”
Me….
New Client: “Well, I think it would only cost me $100. I’m sure I could find a cheaper company. Would you lower your price?”
Me….
A small group of white people is called a dollop.
A large group of white people is called Vermont.
A large group of white people is called Vermont.
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
A small group of white people is called a dollop.
A large group of white people is called Vermont.
A large group of white people is called Vermont.
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Conflicted.
I've got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.
Yet I do not love the nightlife.
I've got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.
Yet I do not love the nightlife.
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Conflicted.
I've got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.
Yet I do not love the nightlife.
I've got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.
Yet I do not love the nightlife.
It’s official, Vince Vaughn will be playing Kim Davis in a new made for TV movie, “My Four Grooms”.
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It’s official, Vince Vaughn will be playing Kim Davis in a new made for TV movie, “My Four Grooms”.
I think Kim Davis is using a new skincare regiment.
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I think Kim Davis is using a new skincare regiment.
"We are medicating the uniqueness out of our children."
Best quote I have heard in a long time.
Best quote I have heard in a long time.
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"We are medicating the uniqueness out of our children."
Best quote I have heard in a long time.
Best quote I have heard in a long time.
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
So you won’t have health insurance and possibly no food assistance.
But look on the bright side, the stock market is up.
The rich keep getting richer.
But look on the bright side, the stock market is up.
The rich keep getting richer.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
So you won’t have health insurance and possibly no food assistance.
But look on the bright side, the stock market is up.
The rich keep getting richer.
But look on the bright side, the stock market is up.
The rich keep getting richer.
Thanks to the caving democrats, this is your Thanksgiving meal this year.
Hopefully it’s doesn’t give you a heart attack because you can no longer afford your health insurance.
Hopefully it’s doesn’t give you a heart attack because you can no longer afford your health insurance.
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Thanks to the caving democrats, this is your Thanksgiving meal this year.
Hopefully it’s doesn’t give you a heart attack because you can no longer afford your health insurance.
Hopefully it’s doesn’t give you a heart attack because you can no longer afford your health insurance.
If anyone’s interested, I’m will to trade my Starbucks Bear mug for a kidney or a lung.
*Serious inquiries only.
*Serious inquiries only.
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
If anyone’s interested, I’m will to trade my Starbucks Bear mug for a kidney or a lung.
*Serious inquiries only.
*Serious inquiries only.
My promise to all of you, if the orange twat actually sends out checks for two grand, I’ll spend all of it on cocaine.
Promise.
Promise.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My promise to all of you, if the orange twat actually sends out checks for two grand, I’ll spend all of it on cocaine.
Promise.
Promise.
His body. Her choice.
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
His body. Her choice.
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Country music? You mean farm emo?
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Country music? You mean farm emo?
Thanksgiving 2025
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Thanksgiving 2025