ArmenianAbs aka Mark
@armenianabs.bsky.social
Sarcasm and hilarity, just ahead.
Just enjoying the rollercoaster ride.
Liberal AF.
My dream is to become the next Weird Al Yankovic.
I look like a shorter, sexier version of Rasputin.
Just enjoying the rollercoaster ride.
Liberal AF.
My dream is to become the next Weird Al Yankovic.
I look like a shorter, sexier version of Rasputin.
Eventually we have to face the truth about our "ally."
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Eventually we have to face the truth about our "ally."
Me: “My charge would be $200 for your yard cleanup.”
New Client: “Well, I think it would only cost me $100. I’m sure I could find a cheaper company. Would you lower your price?”
Me….
New Client: “Well, I think it would only cost me $100. I’m sure I could find a cheaper company. Would you lower your price?”
Me….
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Me: “My charge would be $200 for your yard cleanup.”
New Client: “Well, I think it would only cost me $100. I’m sure I could find a cheaper company. Would you lower your price?”
Me….
New Client: “Well, I think it would only cost me $100. I’m sure I could find a cheaper company. Would you lower your price?”
Me….
It’s official, Vince Vaughn will be playing Kim Davis in a new made for TV movie, “My Four Grooms”.
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It’s official, Vince Vaughn will be playing Kim Davis in a new made for TV movie, “My Four Grooms”.
I think Kim Davis is using a new skincare regiment.
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I think Kim Davis is using a new skincare regiment.
Thanks to the caving democrats, this is your Thanksgiving meal this year.
Hopefully it’s doesn’t give you a heart attack because you can no longer afford your health insurance.
Hopefully it’s doesn’t give you a heart attack because you can no longer afford your health insurance.
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Thanks to the caving democrats, this is your Thanksgiving meal this year.
Hopefully it’s doesn’t give you a heart attack because you can no longer afford your health insurance.
Hopefully it’s doesn’t give you a heart attack because you can no longer afford your health insurance.
If anyone’s interested, I’m will to trade my Starbucks Bear mug for a kidney or a lung.
*Serious inquiries only.
*Serious inquiries only.
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
If anyone’s interested, I’m will to trade my Starbucks Bear mug for a kidney or a lung.
*Serious inquiries only.
*Serious inquiries only.
His body. Her choice.
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
His body. Her choice.
Thanksgiving 2025
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Thanksgiving 2025
"He doesn’t stop. He’s a machine." 🤣😂🤪
November 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"He doesn’t stop. He’s a machine." 🤣😂🤪
