ArmenianAbs aka Mark
@armenianabs.bsky.social
Sarcasm and hilarity, just ahead.
Just enjoying the rollercoaster ride.
Liberal AF.
My dream is to become the next Weird Al Yankovic.
I look like a shorter, sexier version of Rasputin.
Just enjoying the rollercoaster ride.
Liberal AF.
My dream is to become the next Weird Al Yankovic.
I look like a shorter, sexier version of Rasputin.
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Lindsey Halligan: “Your Honor, with all due respect, you can’t dismiss this case. We didn’t even get to the swimsuit competition.”
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November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Lindsey Halligan: “Your Honor, with all due respect, you can’t dismiss this case. We didn’t even get to the swimsuit competition.”
graphic courtesy @tomadelsbach.bsky.social
graphic courtesy @tomadelsbach.bsky.social
I just jabbed myself in the throat with a hydrangea stem.
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I just jabbed myself in the throat with a hydrangea stem.
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In my lifetime, I have purchased 4 acoustic guitars, just to learn to play ‘Blackbird’.
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November 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
In my lifetime, I have purchased 4 acoustic guitars, just to learn to play ‘Blackbird’.
Thanks to inflation, Nena now only has 67.8 red balloons.
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November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Thanks to inflation, Nena now only has 67.8 red balloons.
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If any other president had pulled this misogyny…
Catherine Lucey from Bloomberg was called Piggy by Trump yesterday. His misogyny knows no bounds.
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If any other president had pulled this misogyny…
Eventually we have to face the truth about our "ally."
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Eventually we have to face the truth about our "ally."
I just saw an illegal immigrant cross the border with 600 cattle!
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I just saw an illegal immigrant cross the border with 600 cattle!
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KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true?
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true?
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
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Saw this leaked nude photo of Stephen Miller.
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Saw this leaked nude photo of Stephen Miller.
Me: “My charge would be $200 for your yard cleanup.”
New Client: “Well, I think it would only cost me $100. I’m sure I could find a cheaper company. Would you lower your price?”
Me….
New Client: “Well, I think it would only cost me $100. I’m sure I could find a cheaper company. Would you lower your price?”
Me….
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Me: “My charge would be $200 for your yard cleanup.”
New Client: “Well, I think it would only cost me $100. I’m sure I could find a cheaper company. Would you lower your price?”
Me….
New Client: “Well, I think it would only cost me $100. I’m sure I could find a cheaper company. Would you lower your price?”
Me….
