Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
@jasontheaverage.bsky.social
I’m not an idiot, I just play one on the internet. He/They
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
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I’ve never related to anything as much as Ruth on Ozark saying “I don’t know shit about fuck”.
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Choosing a new porn alias but Philip K. Dick is already taken.
December 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Choosing a new porn alias but Philip K. Dick is already taken.
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a Lord of the Rings crossover called Second Breakfast at Tiffany's
December 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
a Lord of the Rings crossover called Second Breakfast at Tiffany's
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In honor of Boxing Day, I will play Mike Tyson's Punch Out and then spend the rest of the day TKO'ed.
December 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
In honor of Boxing Day, I will play Mike Tyson's Punch Out and then spend the rest of the day TKO'ed.
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im bringing a urinal
cake for your birthday
cake for your birthday
December 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
im bringing a urinal
cake for your birthday
cake for your birthday
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All cats are ninjas but not all ninjas are cats.
December 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
All cats are ninjas but not all ninjas are cats.
My kid just yelled at me for peeing with the door open. How’s your Christmas going?
December 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
My kid just yelled at me for peeing with the door open. How’s your Christmas going?
Apparently on Elf ACAB includes the Central Park police.
December 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Apparently on Elf ACAB includes the Central Park police.
Is it weird that everyone in New York on Elf was just sitting around watching NY1 news on Christmas Eve?
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Is it weird that everyone in New York on Elf was just sitting around watching NY1 news on Christmas Eve?
Reskeeting your posts but not liking them, just to feel something.
December 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Reskeeting your posts but not liking them, just to feel something.
If you name your robot vacuum, it’s harder to kill and eat it later.
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
If you name your robot vacuum, it’s harder to kill and eat it later.
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thinking about setting the roomba free for the holidays, just opening the door and letting it go (in case its new years resolution is to kill)
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
thinking about setting the roomba free for the holidays, just opening the door and letting it go (in case its new years resolution is to kill)
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how to make bread with adhd
1. read first part of instructions.
2. gather supplies for that first part.
3. stop to watch the dogs play.
4. give the dogs treats.
5. sit down on the couch and turn on the show you had paused.
6. get distracted and go to the kitchen.
7. remember
8. write this skeet.
1. read first part of instructions.
2. gather supplies for that first part.
3. stop to watch the dogs play.
4. give the dogs treats.
5. sit down on the couch and turn on the show you had paused.
6. get distracted and go to the kitchen.
7. remember
8. write this skeet.
December 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
how to make bread with adhd
1. read first part of instructions.
2. gather supplies for that first part.
3. stop to watch the dogs play.
4. give the dogs treats.
5. sit down on the couch and turn on the show you had paused.
6. get distracted and go to the kitchen.
7. remember
8. write this skeet.
1. read first part of instructions.
2. gather supplies for that first part.
3. stop to watch the dogs play.
4. give the dogs treats.
5. sit down on the couch and turn on the show you had paused.
6. get distracted and go to the kitchen.
7. remember
8. write this skeet.
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this opens the door for Rudolph vs Predator
Today I learned that Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is part of the DC extended universe. Waiting for the Rudolph/Batman movie.
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
this opens the door for Rudolph vs Predator
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did you know santas bag is
sewn from the skin of all the
children on the naughty list?
sewn from the skin of all the
children on the naughty list?
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
did you know santas bag is
sewn from the skin of all the
children on the naughty list?
sewn from the skin of all the
children on the naughty list?
Today I learned that Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is part of the DC extended universe. Waiting for the Rudolph/Batman movie.
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Today I learned that Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is part of the DC extended universe. Waiting for the Rudolph/Batman movie.
Why do the names of Santa’s reindeer sound like stripper names?
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Why do the names of Santa’s reindeer sound like stripper names?
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You will be visited by three ghosts-
The ghosts:
The ghosts:
December 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
You will be visited by three ghosts-
The ghosts:
The ghosts:
You will be visited by three ghosts-
The ghosts:
The ghosts:
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
You will be visited by three ghosts-
The ghosts:
The ghosts:
If I was a Ramone, I’d want to be Ricky Ramone.
December 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If I was a Ramone, I’d want to be Ricky Ramone.
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sorry, but batman probably put his wiener on *everything* in that cave
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
sorry, but batman probably put his wiener on *everything* in that cave
Can you all believe it? Something should be done.
can you believe i still havent
reached 3k follows? oh you
can? well thats a little rude
reached 3k follows? oh you
can? well thats a little rude
December 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Can you all believe it? Something should be done.
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can you believe i still havent
reached 3k follows? oh you
can? well thats a little rude
reached 3k follows? oh you
can? well thats a little rude
December 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
can you believe i still havent
reached 3k follows? oh you
can? well thats a little rude
reached 3k follows? oh you
can? well thats a little rude
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we should watch se7en before opening these gifts
[my mom] how come
[my mom] how come
December 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
we should watch se7en before opening these gifts
[my mom] how come
[my mom] how come
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I didn't buy this 3D printer for nothing
I wonder if someone is giving a Christmas buttplug to a loved one
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I didn't buy this 3D printer for nothing
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bringing more #positivity into my life by checking my yestifications
December 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
bringing more #positivity into my life by checking my yestifications