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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
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I’m extremely intelligent. But don’t expect anything here to reflect that. If you like dumb shit, I’m your guy. He/They

ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
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I’ve never related to anything as much as Ruth on Ozark saying “I don’t know shit about fuck”.
I remember being excited when Fetterman defeated Walker. Now I’m wondering if Walker would have been so bad. At least we knew who Walker was sucking off.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It’s fucking snowing outside. What the hell?
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’ll be honest with y’all because we’re friends. My laziness is probably the only reason I’m still alive.
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Even if you miss Greg day, It's never too late to gregpost.
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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hahaha all my pictures have been NFTs you guys owe me so much money
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If you see this post a los
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I don’t have a backup plan because I only go forward. Also, I’m really bad at backing up.
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
In the words of Pink Floyd, we don’t need no education. But also in the words of Pink Floyd, money.
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Just got home from the gym and whoever said working out was good for your mental health is full of shit.
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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poking at your very dead looking skeet with a stick...
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Hungry, hungry hippo led me to believe hippos were hungry, but fun. Turns out it was only half right.
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
So it seems X is now just a stew of porn and bigotry. Sounds like a bad band name.
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Can you shave your nuts in November… is what this has me wondering
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I didn’t go on here for a couple of days, and boy did y’all skeet a lot.
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Which came first, no shave November or no nut November?
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
“Your skeets are so bad I smacked your mom.” - Freud
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Dire Straits promised us money for nothing and chicks for free. I guess their name should have given them away.
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Now that it’s dark at 6pm maybe it’s a good time to get on schedule with all my European friends.
November 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Starting a business making fake hands for your pets. Calling it Faux Paws. (This probably exists but I’m not checking)
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Watching people fight to survive in the jungle on Naked and Afraid and honestly I’m a little jealous.
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I know I say no DMs, but every once in a while it wouldn’t be so bad.
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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zohran mamdani wouldn’t last 3 minutes in andrew cuomo’s mom’s vagina
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
So today I was invited to several signal chats, so now I’ve got than in addition to Bluesky, Mastodon, and Discord to keep up with. BTW, does anyone know who P. Hegs is and why he’d be chatting with me about bombing boats? Does he want to play battleship?
November 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My favorite thing about concerts is the choice between a $20 cocktail made with shitty whisky or $15 for a giant can of shitty beer.
November 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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they want to take SNAP benefits so no one will throw sandwiches at their dorky little storm troopers
November 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM