Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
@jasontheaverage.bsky.social
I’m not an idiot, I just play one on the internet. He/They
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
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I’ve never related to anything as much as Ruth on Ozark saying “I don’t know shit about fuck”.
Whoever put in this drafts folder overestimated the amount of effort I put into my skeets.
February 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Whoever put in this drafts folder overestimated the amount of effort I put into my skeets.
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ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you really only have yourself to blame
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you’re behind on your child support.
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you may need a tetanus booster
February 9, 2026 at 11:36 PM
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you really only have yourself to blame
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“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
How am I supposed to let a dead dog lie. My live dogs can’t even lie.
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
How am I supposed to let a dead dog lie. My live dogs can’t even lie.
America really is the grift that’s keeping on griving.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
America really is the grift that’s keeping on griving.
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She's a 10/10 but excel thinks she's October 10th
February 9, 2026 at 10:30 AM
She's a 10/10 but excel thinks she's October 10th
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Bad Bunny vs. Kid Rock sounds like a perfect 𝘒𝘢𝘪𝘫𝘶 𝘉𝘪𝘨 𝘉𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘭 matchup.
February 9, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Bad Bunny vs. Kid Rock sounds like a perfect 𝘒𝘢𝘪𝘫𝘶 𝘉𝘪𝘨 𝘉𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘭 matchup.
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The father, the son and the Holy Spirit refers to the Easter, Energizer and Bad Bunnies respectively
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 PM
The father, the son and the Holy Spirit refers to the Easter, Energizer and Bad Bunnies respectively
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ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you've got access to the kids but they don't want to see you
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you’re behind on your child support.
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you may need a tetanus booster
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 AM
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you've got access to the kids but they don't want to see you
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ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you may need your stomach pumped.
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you’re behind on your child support.
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you may need a tetanus booster
February 9, 2026 at 7:22 AM
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you may need your stomach pumped.
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ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the “alternative” half time show, your family really needs that milk you went out for 20 years ago
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you’re behind on your child support.
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you may need a tetanus booster
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the “alternative” half time show, your family really needs that milk you went out for 20 years ago
Sooo many qbs in shock that Sam Darnold won a super bowl before them. Oh, and the entire Jets organization.
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Sooo many qbs in shock that Sam Darnold won a super bowl before them. Oh, and the entire Jets organization.
Dammit, I’m in Ohio and apparently certain Bluesky features aren’t available here.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Dammit, I’m in Ohio and apparently certain Bluesky features aren’t available here.
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you’re behind on your child support.
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you may need a tetanus booster
ATTENTION: If You Watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA Half-Time Show, You May Have Been Exposed to Measles
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you’re behind on your child support.
Good to see Bad Bunny win the Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Good to see Bad Bunny win the Super Bowl.
When life gives you lemons: exchange them for cilantro
When life hands you lemons, feed them to the two wolves inside you, Charlie Brown
When life hands you lemons, squeeze them into your wounds just to feel something
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
When life gives you lemons: exchange them for cilantro
Kid Rock’s genre is: I have the bail bond office on speed dial
Kid Rocks genre is: mullets n’ truck nuts
Kid Rocks genre is: untreated chlamydia
February 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Kid Rock’s genre is: I have the bail bond office on speed dial
I’m eating a Super Bowl of edibles.
im smoking a super bowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I’m eating a Super Bowl of edibles.
Riding in the back seat on the bumpiest interstate in the Midwest. If I post something that doesn’t make sense, you’ll know why.
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Riding in the back seat on the bumpiest interstate in the Midwest. If I post something that doesn’t make sense, you’ll know why.
If you think I’m annoying, you should meet you.
February 8, 2026 at 5:28 AM
If you think I’m annoying, you should meet you.
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if things continue on this trajectory I’m afraid we’ll never be able to outpizza the hut
February 7, 2026 at 3:30 AM
if things continue on this trajectory I’m afraid we’ll never be able to outpizza the hut
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February 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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we’re renaming ice cream, now it’s fuck ice cream
February 6, 2026 at 12:25 AM
we’re renaming ice cream, now it’s fuck ice cream
I remember when pdas came out and I thought they were revolutionary. The 90’s were wild.
February 5, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I remember when pdas came out and I thought they were revolutionary. The 90’s were wild.
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