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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
@jasontheaverage.bsky.social
5.3K followers 480 following 9.2K posts
I’m extremely intelligent. But don’t expect anything here to reflect that. If you like dumb shit, I’m your guy. He/They

ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
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I had a steak with a Caesar salad and masked potatoes. No pictures and it was at a steakhouse though. But here are some cookies we bought off a friend who makes them. Sooo good.
Two wrapped cookies on a counter top. One has a label that says “coops creations churro” and the other says “coops creations banana blast”
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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A man in grey sweats standing next to a shorter woman with dark hair wearing jean capris and a Dicks Sporting Goods polo. They are in the middle of a sporting goods store with their backs to the entrance.
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I know a guy.
A man in a black robe and hat with a bird mask. He is holding a cane in his right hand.
October 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
jasontheaverage.bsky.social
Who’s up for a pancake party?
A picture of a bag of Krusteaz light and fluffy buttermilk pancake mix labeled “party size”. The caption “WTF do you mean party size. Who’s having pancake parties and why have I not been invited?”
October 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Describe your Bluesky account with one image
A drawing of a hotdog with mustard on a bun. The top of the background is mustard, the bottom is black, and there is a hot dog colored border. At the top of the border are the words Lips and Assholes.
October 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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This is how I learned my alphabet on kindergarten. Except they were all blow up balloons that sat on top of the bookshelves in class.
September 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
jasontheaverage.bsky.social
Post a picture of you that’s not actually you.
Jason Momoa wearing black glasses and a pink jacket over a white button up shirt. He is in front of a blue background with writing on it.
September 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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I was told my new neighbors have cats. I was not prepared for what came next.
A screenshot of a group of horrifying CGI anamorphic cats from the movie/musical CATS.
September 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I got this notification this morning. Dad passed in 2017, so I’m concerned.
A screenshot with a cartoon profile pic and the words “dad followed you”.
September 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
The cover of the Melissa Etheridge, Yes I am. Features a rusted background with a black and white picture of Melissa. Her name is in the top left corner and the bottom right corner has the album title and artist name again.
September 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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ACAB includes Jack Osborne.
Jack Osborne standing in front of a brown door wearing a police uniform and a police ball cap and also carrying a ball cap that says Muncie Police.
September 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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So if you were thinking the MTV VMAs were on MTV, you’d be wrong.
Picture of lady Gaga in all black in a V against a yellow background with pink around the V. It says Performong: Lady GaGa at the top and CBS presents with the VMA logo with the M containing the MTV logo. To the right it says live sun sept 7 8ET|5PT CBS|Paramount+.
September 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Who is the next mayor of NYC? Wrong answers only.
A photo of Pete Davidson wearing a black shirt.
September 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Here, I fixed it for you.
An edited screenshot of a comment by Struggalo. It says “I’m a bot. A bot to eat a huge ass”
August 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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There’s no wrong way to eat pototos… well fuck, Lay’s went and ruined it.
A blue and white bag of New England Lobster Roll Lay’s potato chips next to a teal and white bag of Chesapeake Bay Crab Spice Lay’s potato chips.
August 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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So much cracker.
A grocery store aisle with a tall picture of a blond haired whit woman eating a cracker. Above the picture are the words “crackers love cheese”.
August 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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You are such a treasure here. Know you are cared about. 💜🫂 Here’s my pup for good vibes.
Poodle with orange tipped ears and a brown collar looking at the camera. He’s laying on a gold pillow and a grey blank on a brown couch.
August 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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drop some hats
Jason Bateman wearing a black hoodie and a black hat.
August 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Fat Bastard from Austin Powers with plates of food in front of him and bits of food all over him. The words “I’m dead sexy” are on the screen.
August 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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The pics tell the story.
My buff poodle, fresh from the groomer laying on a brown leather couch with a gold pillow and a gray blanket. He is wearing a brown collar and has orange tips on his ears.
August 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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ACAB includes Doug. And his emu.
Doug and his emu, Limu both wearing yellow dress shirts and dark ties with sunglasses standing in front of a yellow 1972 Plymouth Duster with a white stripe down the side and a white top. On the door is the head and right arm of the Statue of Liberty and the words Liberty Mutual Insurance.
August 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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A graphic explaining the use of quotation marks.
August 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Dick Butterkus.
Dick Butkus kneeling with his arm on his leg. He’s wearing a blue Chicago Bears jersey with a white number 51 with orange trim around the numbers.
August 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Jake from State Farm wearing a red sweatshirt and khakis as well as a headset, sitting at a desk.
August 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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For those of you in the southwest who think you’re special, we’ve got them too.
An armadillo standing in tall grass. At the top of the frame is 13 wthr. At the bottom right it says “armadillos now live in Indiana”.
August 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM