Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
@jasontheaverage.bsky.social
I’m extremely intelligent. But don’t expect anything here to reflect that. If you like dumb shit, I’m your guy. He/They
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
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I’ve never related to anything as much as Ruth on Ozark saying “I don’t know shit about fuck”.
I miss my first ever social media friend, Tom from MySpace.
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I miss my first ever social media friend, Tom from MySpace.
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Me, as a therapist: Have you tried posting butthole about it?
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Me, as a therapist: Have you tried posting butthole about it?
Yes, sometimes I like my own skeets. But only the bangers.
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Yes, sometimes I like my own skeets. But only the bangers.
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ego-conscious shitposters recycle their bangers
May 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
ego-conscious shitposters recycle their bangers
Just thinking, it’s weird that the most racist song I remember from my youth was Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Just thinking, it’s weird that the most racist song I remember from my youth was Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew.
I touched grass a couple of days ago. It’s honestly overrated. It feels kind of like Christmas tree garland.
strangers on bluesky: you need to touch grass
the grass:
the grass:
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I touched grass a couple of days ago. It’s honestly overrated. It feels kind of like Christmas tree garland.
I see folks changing their name for thanksgiving. Should I go with Jason the Turkey? Jason the Racist Uncle? Or maybe Jason the Lions Lose Again?
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I see folks changing their name for thanksgiving. Should I go with Jason the Turkey? Jason the Racist Uncle? Or maybe Jason the Lions Lose Again?
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RFK JR is still running from that dude who passed out. Fight or flight.
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
RFK JR is still running from that dude who passed out. Fight or flight.
Growing up I would watch Eight is Enough, and quite honestly, eight is way too much.
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Growing up I would watch Eight is Enough, and quite honestly, eight is way too much.
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if I ever disappear just tell my family they still owe me money
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
if I ever disappear just tell my family they still owe me money
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when i accidentally open the front camera
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
when i accidentally open the front camera
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should be a snack bar button on this site
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
should be a snack bar button on this site
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in europe she's known as Kilometery Cyrus thank youuuuuhh
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
in europe she's known as Kilometery Cyrus thank youuuuuhh
I don’t log in here for a couple of days and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social comes back. Someone should put a frickin bell on her or something.
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I don’t log in here for a couple of days and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social comes back. Someone should put a frickin bell on her or something.
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unsure if the NHL or Ric Flair is responsible for conditioning me to echo a 'wooo!' when I hear one
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
unsure if the NHL or Ric Flair is responsible for conditioning me to echo a 'wooo!' when I hear one
I remember being excited when Fetterman defeated Walker. Now I’m wondering if Walker would have been so bad. At least we knew who Walker was sucking off.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I remember being excited when Fetterman defeated Walker. Now I’m wondering if Walker would have been so bad. At least we knew who Walker was sucking off.
It’s fucking snowing outside. What the hell?
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It’s fucking snowing outside. What the hell?
I’ll be honest with y’all because we’re friends. My laziness is probably the only reason I’m still alive.
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I’ll be honest with y’all because we’re friends. My laziness is probably the only reason I’m still alive.
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Even if you miss Greg day, It's never too late to gregpost.
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Even if you miss Greg day, It's never too late to gregpost.
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hahaha all my pictures have been NFTs you guys owe me so much money
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
hahaha all my pictures have been NFTs you guys owe me so much money
If you see this post a los
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If you see this post a los
I don’t have a backup plan because I only go forward. Also, I’m really bad at backing up.
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I don’t have a backup plan because I only go forward. Also, I’m really bad at backing up.
In the words of Pink Floyd, we don’t need no education. But also in the words of Pink Floyd, money.
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
In the words of Pink Floyd, we don’t need no education. But also in the words of Pink Floyd, money.
Just got home from the gym and whoever said working out was good for your mental health is full of shit.
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Just got home from the gym and whoever said working out was good for your mental health is full of shit.
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poking at your very dead looking skeet with a stick...
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
poking at your very dead looking skeet with a stick...