Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
@jasontheaverage.bsky.social
I’m extremely intelligent. But don’t expect anything here to reflect that. If you like dumb shit, I’m your guy. He/They
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
They have some of her cookies at the Patterson Building downtown on the corner of Main and Walnut. She also sets up at farmers markets and festivals.
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
They have some of her cookies at the Patterson Building downtown on the corner of Main and Walnut. She also sets up at farmers markets and festivals.
Yep. Out of Dunkirk.
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Yep. Out of Dunkirk.
It’s not gonna snow much. I’m just not ready for winter.
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
It’s not gonna snow much. I’m just not ready for winter.
The churro is Carmel filled and the other is made with banana pudding and filled with buttercream and a nilla wafer.
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The churro is Carmel filled and the other is made with banana pudding and filled with buttercream and a nilla wafer.
Apparently I’ve got some work to do.
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Apparently I’ve got some work to do.
I had a steak with a Caesar salad and masked potatoes. No pictures and it was at a steakhouse though. But here are some cookies we bought off a friend who makes them. Sooo good.
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I had a steak with a Caesar salad and masked potatoes. No pictures and it was at a steakhouse though. But here are some cookies we bought off a friend who makes them. Sooo good.
This is the internet. There are never too many cats.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is the internet. There are never too many cats.
You’d be surprised how difficult it is to find a “nice nurse” outfit. So many “naughty nurses” though.
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
You’d be surprised how difficult it is to find a “nice nurse” outfit. So many “naughty nurses” though.
Also great at cancelling amazing shows just when you get into them.
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Also great at cancelling amazing shows just when you get into them.
Yeah, I do know how VPNs work. But I’m also very lazy.
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Yeah, I do know how VPNs work. But I’m also very lazy.
I have strong suspicions. And a strong odor reminiscent of a nursing home.
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I have strong suspicions. And a strong odor reminiscent of a nursing home.
Why is it so… yellow?
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Why is it so… yellow?
I would search it, but pornhub is banned where I live.
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I would search it, but pornhub is banned where I live.
I don’t know Spanish, so I can only assume you’re correct. And now I want tacos.
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I don’t know Spanish, so I can only assume you’re correct. And now I want tacos.
Find out, or…?
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Find out, or…?
Fact check: True
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Fact check: True