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@muyrando.bsky.social
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Feeling fancy this Sunday morning.
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Feeling fancy this Sunday morning.
Jesus fucking Christ
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Jesus fucking Christ
Whenever I wear something other than a T-shirt I have to take a picture, I don't make the rules.
November 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Whenever I wear something other than a T-shirt I have to take a picture, I don't make the rules.
I'm either too poor or too antisocial for all of these, baby girl. 😘
October 18, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I'm either too poor or too antisocial for all of these, baby girl. 😘
Going for a goth Mr. Rogers and I think I nailed it.
October 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Going for a goth Mr. Rogers and I think I nailed it.
I don't know what Amazon is trying to say here? Do they think that I like being sick? That I like to get "crunk" off generic nighttime cold and flu softgels? WHY WOULD I "LOVE" THAT, AMAZON?!
September 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I don't know what Amazon is trying to say here? Do they think that I like being sick? That I like to get "crunk" off generic nighttime cold and flu softgels? WHY WOULD I "LOVE" THAT, AMAZON?!
We argue over how many spots she has, my guess is around 200.
September 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
We argue over how many spots she has, my guess is around 200.
I came home only to find an intruder in my midst. Luckily I was able to take him captive and will be releasing him *to the proper authorities.
*outside
*outside
September 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I came home only to find an intruder in my midst. Luckily I was able to take him captive and will be releasing him *to the proper authorities.
*outside
*outside
I was in a car, thought you should know.
August 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I was in a car, thought you should know.
I wanted to read about the Dodger game, but instead I got a fucken riddle.
August 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I wanted to read about the Dodger game, but instead I got a fucken riddle.
I knew these weren't going to be any good. Fuck you, nostalgia!
August 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I knew these weren't going to be any good. Fuck you, nostalgia!
My friend did crochet Pac-Man, it's pretty badass.
August 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My friend did crochet Pac-Man, it's pretty badass.
Happy Friday. Here's my face, I hope it doesn't upset you.
August 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Happy Friday. Here's my face, I hope it doesn't upset you.
I got side-eyed by Ducky.
July 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I got side-eyed by Ducky.
A story in four parts.
July 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A story in four parts.
Foldable for your convenience
July 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Foldable for your convenience
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
June 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Almost exactly 8 years ago
June 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Almost exactly 8 years ago
I jokingly told my sister she could shave off my long hair which she hates for my birthday and she's apparently going to hold me to that, so T-minus one week until I look respectable again.
June 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I jokingly told my sister she could shave off my long hair which she hates for my birthday and she's apparently going to hold me to that, so T-minus one week until I look respectable again.