Lisa Singletary (not a 🐿️)
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yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
Lisa Singletary (not a 🐿️)
@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
To quote the late great Blerry cat,
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
He said, say it to his face!
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I'm sleepy. Goodnight all. Gonna go mumble myself into a bed burrito now
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Good evening, ma'lady
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
HELP! SOMEONE CALL MR. BERTOLLI! MS. PREGO! AND THE CHEF BOYARDEE!!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It says chocolate caramel brownie. Never tried this brand or flavor before but highly recommend
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Amazon grocery delivery worker just gave me a free unrequested ice cream pint in my bags

We're in love 💕
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"We told you already, sir! Your complaint has been filed and will be addressed within 7-10 yrs. Please take a seat."--this cat
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Aren't we all...
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
OH! SO TRUE!
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
ON MY WAY!
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I get sidetracked easily everywhere, so... *shrug*
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Excellent point indeed then. I am a beautiful human lady thing
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Guys, this is what happens when you shame irl friends for not being active on here

Welcome to our nonsense den, sir
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
when you're getting sleepy at 6pm but don't want to go to sleep bc you're only in L.A. for 1.5 more days... *sigh*
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
You should! Just a few days ago they sprouted but now they won't grow! What kinds of jelly beans don't grow?!
You owe us all an apology or new better jelly beans to grow!
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Found a dope new heart labyrinth in Griffith. Would recommend.

11/10 heart rocks rating
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Hurtful
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Excellent choice, sir! A lovely store... i assume--not that I would know. I'm too busy doing fancy human things 🍁🍂
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Temporarily back in L.A. 💙🌴
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Road trip!✨
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It's starting! ✨
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Oldest selfie on your phone:
My first live concert performance. The 6'4" giant helping w my ability to reach the piano is my dad.
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I DO LOOK SNAZZY IN A TOPPER! I used to have one that i found near an old oak tree, but i lost it 💔

(Old pic, obv)
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM