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yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
Lisa Singletary (not a 🐿️)
@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
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To quote the late great Blerry cat,
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'll say it. This is about me.
(And thank you, Jake✨)
Just a shoutout of thanks and recognition to my sexier followers. You are the REAL heroes.
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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The beatings will continue until I'm tired of beating you.

-me, playing Scrabble
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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i'm just a star fragment that landed in your drink to keep it warm 💫
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I'm sleepy. Goodnight all. Gonna go mumble myself into a bed burrito now
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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but what i do have are a very particular set of skills…

*sends you a song
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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can i please just hold your hand for a while?
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I miss having a crush on my most recent crush already *forlorn sigh*

Hurry! Someone new crush me lest I return for more pointless silent pining!
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
You were so much taller than i expected you to be

(i expected you to be a tiny little hamster btw)
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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it seems like gravity’s whole vibe is just like, nah bitch get tf down from there
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
An unknown # scammer just asked me out in their opening text. I really feel like i should at least respond...

What if we're perfect for each other??? *wistful sigh*
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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the hottest women you know eat like raccoons
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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This interviewer has no idea what she's doing. She didn't even ask about my favorite dinosaur
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity meets an enchanted elks horn that a mysterious stranger in a cave traded me for an unspecified future favor
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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whenever an automatic door doesn't open for me i get excited that maybe im a ghost
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Amazon grocery delivery worker just gave me a free unrequested ice cream pint in my bags

We're in love 💕
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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While you guys were watching the northern lights, I studied the blade
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
When you have 4, you get to live both these realities at once✨
I'm lucky in that my cat never wakes me up, it's always me waking him, and when I go to get up and I have to move him he's all "Ahhhhhhrrrrrrr"
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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i am the sleepiest girl in all the land
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Wearing a Blossom hat
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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acorn latte with room for mulch
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Do you accept payment in kind? (spare cats)
Do you accept payment in kind? (Cabbages)
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM