Nurbsy
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Nurbsy
@nurbsy.bsky.social
· Feb 16
These posts are brought to you in part by a passion for better understanding our world
Sapiosexual dating app called Geniussy
February 18, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Sapiosexual dating app called Geniussy
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Okay, we gave “world run by shit heads” a fair shot. Let’s wrap it up and do it the other way now
February 17, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Okay, we gave “world run by shit heads” a fair shot. Let’s wrap it up and do it the other way now
Need to pull my car into the garage and my self onto the couch
February 17, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Need to pull my car into the garage and my self onto the couch
Asking a rattlesnake if it wants “uppies”
February 17, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Asking a rattlesnake if it wants “uppies”
Pumping gas onto the ground to watch more captive advertising
February 17, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Pumping gas onto the ground to watch more captive advertising
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Doctors are gatekeeping disease
February 17, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Doctors are gatekeeping disease
Sorry to the athletes but after watching a week of luge and skeleton I can’t take these giant spaceship bobsleds seriously
February 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Sorry to the athletes but after watching a week of luge and skeleton I can’t take these giant spaceship bobsleds seriously
Parking in the airport porno lot
February 16, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Parking in the airport porno lot
Consuming raw or undercooked posts may increase your risk of screenborne illness
February 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Consuming raw or undercooked posts may increase your risk of screenborne illness
Donating my body to the zoo for the animals to use as they please
February 16, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Donating my body to the zoo for the animals to use as they please
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Baby hitler saw a bunch of time travelers killing each other one day and it really messed his little brain up
February 16, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Baby hitler saw a bunch of time travelers killing each other one day and it really messed his little brain up
All my dishes are shaped weird because I stole them from panera
February 16, 2026 at 12:47 AM
All my dishes are shaped weird because I stole them from panera
Please practice good discourse hygiene
February 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Please practice good discourse hygiene
Despite not having been born with the ideal physique, through hard work, dedication, and lots of training, I’ll come away from Milan Cortina with a bronze medal in “making them clap”
February 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Despite not having been born with the ideal physique, through hard work, dedication, and lots of training, I’ll come away from Milan Cortina with a bronze medal in “making them clap”
The world’s oddest profession
February 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
The world’s oddest profession
I’m given a wide berth
February 15, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I’m given a wide berth