Nurbsy
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Nurbsy
@nurbsy.bsky.social
· Feb 16
These posts are brought to you in part by a passion for better understanding our world
Picked up my grinch tag from the DNR
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Picked up my grinch tag from the DNR
Trying to think of something good for dinner when I know I’m just gonna end up having leaf litter again
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Trying to think of something good for dinner when I know I’m just gonna end up having leaf litter again
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![Attention - Photos of your balls have been automatically shared with over one million people.
Fuck You
[Sounds Good.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g63d2jyokogc6gthfjntscas/bafkreic4e56b7aknmmrgh73kjbtc7llm7umaovhqbomedidhsgbgbsg3pi@jpeg)
If you start Dark Side of the Moon right at the beginning of Wizard of Oz, you can listen to the album during the movie
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If you start Dark Side of the Moon right at the beginning of Wizard of Oz, you can listen to the album during the movie
My name is Drew Detective
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My name is Drew Detective
Getting zapped by the Friray
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Getting zapped by the Friray
That really glazes my ham
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
That really glazes my ham
⬅️ Click here to read my cheeky quips
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
⬅️ Click here to read my cheeky quips
I’m in your pod eating your bugs
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’m in your pod eating your bugs
Vaping range hood grease
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Vaping range hood grease
I’m at a huge house party getting sloshed with the Bon Appetit test kitchen staff and Alison Roman is singing karaoke, the WWE Divas just showed up, jk I’m at work
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I’m at a huge house party getting sloshed with the Bon Appetit test kitchen staff and Alison Roman is singing karaoke, the WWE Divas just showed up, jk I’m at work
Interim President Chuck Grassley awards Medal of Freedom to “good naber”
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Interim President Chuck Grassley awards Medal of Freedom to “good naber”
Guy who’s only heard of the Chicxulub impact seeing a second extinction-level asteroid enter the atmosphere: Getting a lot of Chicxulub vibes fr[unintelligible]
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Guy who’s only heard of the Chicxulub impact seeing a second extinction-level asteroid enter the atmosphere: Getting a lot of Chicxulub vibes fr[unintelligible]
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
I came into this world in velcro shoes and sweatpants so that’s how I’m going out
November 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I came into this world in velcro shoes and sweatpants so that’s how I’m going out
They’re making me a true detective
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
They’re making me a true detective
Can we do this yet
Get that fuckin guy outta there
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Can we do this yet
Withdrawing all nutrients from my extremities and going dormant
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Withdrawing all nutrients from my extremities and going dormant
[halfheartedly shaking my rattle] Wait a minute, this shit is for babies!
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
[halfheartedly shaking my rattle] Wait a minute, this shit is for babies!
I have no bat, and I must sock a dinger
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I have no bat, and I must sock a dinger
Me: hello
A normal person: whaaaaaaat?!
A normal person: whaaaaaaat?!
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Me: hello
A normal person: whaaaaaaat?!
A normal person: whaaaaaaat?!
Whistleblower claims Santa abused his captive elf workers by using them as bowling pins inspired by popular video game
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Whistleblower claims Santa abused his captive elf workers by using them as bowling pins inspired by popular video game
Remember Elf Bowling? It’s back! As a cloud-based agentic generative ai vr nft algorithm experience with biometric personalized ad choices on the blockchain. Create an account or log in with facebook google apple amazon paypal or your dob+ssn. You must accept cookies to continue. ☑️ I am not a robot.
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Remember Elf Bowling? It’s back! As a cloud-based agentic generative ai vr nft algorithm experience with biometric personalized ad choices on the blockchain. Create an account or log in with facebook google apple amazon paypal or your dob+ssn. You must accept cookies to continue. ☑️ I am not a robot.