Nurbsy
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Nurbsy
@nurbsy.bsky.social
· Feb 16
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Invest in the moon, Robert. You’ll make out
February 13, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Invest in the moon, Robert. You’ll make out
Just found out I qualified for the olympics. Email went to spam folder months ago. Does anyone have a bobsled I can borrow real quick
February 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Just found out I qualified for the olympics. Email went to spam folder months ago. Does anyone have a bobsled I can borrow real quick
Doing the frickeng harlem shake!!!
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Doing the frickeng harlem shake!!!
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my brain thinking: the united states is run by a thieving cabal of pedophiles who want everyone stupider and sicker and they’re killing millions of people
what i say instead: hawk tuah SILENT on clavicular being frame mogged and having his cortisol SPIKED
what i say instead: hawk tuah SILENT on clavicular being frame mogged and having his cortisol SPIKED
February 12, 2026 at 10:07 PM
my brain thinking: the united states is run by a thieving cabal of pedophiles who want everyone stupider and sicker and they’re killing millions of people
what i say instead: hawk tuah SILENT on clavicular being frame mogged and having his cortisol SPIKED
what i say instead: hawk tuah SILENT on clavicular being frame mogged and having his cortisol SPIKED
I’m keeping my nose clean
February 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I’m keeping my nose clean
My diet is primarily glob-based
February 12, 2026 at 6:44 PM
My diet is primarily glob-based
Woe would never betide me
February 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Woe would never betide me
Ok, fine. I’ll try Clubhouse
February 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Ok, fine. I’ll try Clubhouse
Can’t wait to get home and wallow in my sty
February 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Can’t wait to get home and wallow in my sty
I’m on the world stage
February 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I’m on the world stage
It’s impossible to tell if nonhuman animals experience emotions but I know for certain my computer cries when I log off
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
It’s impossible to tell if nonhuman animals experience emotions but I know for certain my computer cries when I log off
Working from the computer today
February 11, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Working from the computer today
My stock portfolio depends upon the boogedyman being real so I must implore right-thinking people everywhere…don’t look under the bed
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
My stock portfolio depends upon the boogedyman being real so I must implore right-thinking people everywhere…don’t look under the bed
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Recipe: The Brown Apple
Prep Time: 0 minutes ⏲️
Ingredients:
• 1 potato
Prep Time: 0 minutes ⏲️
Ingredients:
• 1 potato
February 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Recipe: The Brown Apple
Prep Time: 0 minutes ⏲️
Ingredients:
• 1 potato
Prep Time: 0 minutes ⏲️
Ingredients:
• 1 potato
It’s illegal to frighten me
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 PM
It’s illegal to frighten me
Don’t throw out you candy bar wrappers, save them in the freezer for making stock
February 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Don’t throw out you candy bar wrappers, save them in the freezer for making stock
Thank you for your service
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Thank you for your service
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Hope my haters like being torn to ribbons by powerful ki blasts.
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Hope my haters like being torn to ribbons by powerful ki blasts.