Nurbsy
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Nurbsy
@nurbsy.bsky.social
· Feb 16
These posts are brought to you in part by a passion for better understanding our world
Paying various things no mind
February 19, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Paying various things no mind
Mountbatting my windsor
February 19, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Mountbatting my windsor
Hungover from scented candle
February 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Hungover from scented candle
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The ranks of the Epstein skeptics are growing
February 19, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The ranks of the Epstein skeptics are growing
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sorry i’m late, i started not entirely consciously doing stupid stuff around my house because i don’t actually want to be here
February 19, 2026 at 2:33 PM
sorry i’m late, i started not entirely consciously doing stupid stuff around my house because i don’t actually want to be here
Who was that guy that fucked everything up. We should probably get him
February 19, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Who was that guy that fucked everything up. We should probably get him
I’m outperforming the market
February 19, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I’m outperforming the market
Office reaction gifs are such an immediate scrollby they might as well be invisible. They’re like the tiled background images on old websites except in every reply thread
February 19, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Office reaction gifs are such an immediate scrollby they might as well be invisible. They’re like the tiled background images on old websites except in every reply thread
It’s wild how there’s all this stuff going on at the olympics and then in the background they’re grinding through a hundred full-length hockey games the whole time
February 18, 2026 at 7:09 PM
It’s wild how there’s all this stuff going on at the olympics and then in the background they’re grinding through a hundred full-length hockey games the whole time
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let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
August 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
You, reading—what else?—my tweets
February 18, 2026 at 6:04 PM
You, reading—what else?—my tweets
Welcome to Monday pt. III
February 18, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Welcome to Monday pt. III
Sapiosexual dating app called Geniussy
February 18, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Sapiosexual dating app called Geniussy
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Okay, we gave “world run by shit heads” a fair shot. Let’s wrap it up and do it the other way now
February 17, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Okay, we gave “world run by shit heads” a fair shot. Let’s wrap it up and do it the other way now
Need to pull my car into the garage and my self onto the couch
February 17, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Need to pull my car into the garage and my self onto the couch
Asking a rattlesnake if it wants “uppies”
February 17, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Asking a rattlesnake if it wants “uppies”
Pumping gas onto the ground to watch more captive advertising
February 17, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Pumping gas onto the ground to watch more captive advertising
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