Nurbsy
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Nurbsy
@nurbsy.bsky.social
· Feb 16
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Despite not having been born with the ideal physique, through hard work, dedication, and lots of training, I’ll come away from Milan Cortina with a bronze medal in “making them clap”
February 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Despite not having been born with the ideal physique, through hard work, dedication, and lots of training, I’ll come away from Milan Cortina with a bronze medal in “making them clap”
The world’s oddest profession
February 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
The world’s oddest profession
I’m given a wide berth
February 15, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I’m given a wide berth
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Reposted by Nurbsy
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
Mathew Brady photo of a civil war soldier doing heart hands
February 14, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Mathew Brady photo of a civil war soldier doing heart hands
Dreamed I was a dwarf armed with a pike and I had to slay a giant crab behind a waterfall guarded by a wolf
February 14, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Dreamed I was a dwarf armed with a pike and I had to slay a giant crab behind a waterfall guarded by a wolf
Eating a single check mick
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Eating a single check mick
Add ‘Mr. Steal Your Girl’ to Contacts?
February 14, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Add ‘Mr. Steal Your Girl’ to Contacts?
My favorite song is Medley by Various Artists
February 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
My favorite song is Medley by Various Artists
I am beset on all sides by this Druski
February 13, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I am beset on all sides by this Druski
Austin Powers: The Immersive Experience
February 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Austin Powers: The Immersive Experience
I’m keeping the spirit alive
February 13, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I’m keeping the spirit alive
New fossil evidence confirms theory that dinosaurs wore wigs
February 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
New fossil evidence confirms theory that dinosaurs wore wigs
It’s about time narcissistic status-obsessed young men had their voices heard
February 13, 2026 at 7:22 PM
It’s about time narcissistic status-obsessed young men had their voices heard
Invest in the moon, Robert. You’ll make out
February 13, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Invest in the moon, Robert. You’ll make out
Just found out I qualified for the olympics. Email went to spam folder months ago. Does anyone have a bobsled I can borrow real quick
February 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Just found out I qualified for the olympics. Email went to spam folder months ago. Does anyone have a bobsled I can borrow real quick
Doing the frickeng harlem shake!!!
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Doing the frickeng harlem shake!!!
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my brain thinking: the united states is run by a thieving cabal of pedophiles who want everyone stupider and sicker and they’re killing millions of people
what i say instead: hawk tuah SILENT on clavicular being frame mogged and having his cortisol SPIKED
what i say instead: hawk tuah SILENT on clavicular being frame mogged and having his cortisol SPIKED
February 12, 2026 at 10:07 PM
my brain thinking: the united states is run by a thieving cabal of pedophiles who want everyone stupider and sicker and they’re killing millions of people
what i say instead: hawk tuah SILENT on clavicular being frame mogged and having his cortisol SPIKED
what i say instead: hawk tuah SILENT on clavicular being frame mogged and having his cortisol SPIKED
I’m keeping my nose clean
February 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I’m keeping my nose clean
My diet is primarily glob-based
February 12, 2026 at 6:44 PM
My diet is primarily glob-based