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@sadbuthydrated.bsky.social
A wanderer of sorts. Could be sad anywhere, at any time.
Me… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
Me… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
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Cybertruck on the streets, alone in the sheets.
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I'm just a figment of my cat's imagination
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I'm just a figment of my cat's imagination
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Can someone make a graph on people who like pineapple on pizza and bad drivers because I have a theory
January 31, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Can someone make a graph on people who like pineapple on pizza and bad drivers because I have a theory
Thanks for letting me skateboard all over you today, San Diego. Time to fly home.
January 31, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Thanks for letting me skateboard all over you today, San Diego. Time to fly home.
“Wow that thing is massive.”
- The TSA lady flirting with the burrito I’m flying home from Sombrero.
- The TSA lady flirting with the burrito I’m flying home from Sombrero.
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
“Wow that thing is massive.”
- The TSA lady flirting with the burrito I’m flying home from Sombrero.
- The TSA lady flirting with the burrito I’m flying home from Sombrero.
The only place I’ll be giving my money today.
January 30, 2026 at 5:47 PM
The only place I’ll be giving my money today.
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Hey, unmute me for a second. I’ve got something important to say. Just kidding, I don’t actually.
January 30, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Hey, unmute me for a second. I’ve got something important to say. Just kidding, I don’t actually.
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530am. I’ve never felt more like Tony Hawk than right now, skating through the airport parking garage because I’m late for my flight.
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 PM
530am. I’ve never felt more like Tony Hawk than right now, skating through the airport parking garage because I’m late for my flight.
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I’ve been generally on strike for most of my adult life. You’re welcome.
January 30, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I’ve been generally on strike for most of my adult life. You’re welcome.
Hey, unmute me for a second. I’ve got something important to say. Just kidding, I don’t actually.
January 30, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Hey, unmute me for a second. I’ve got something important to say. Just kidding, I don’t actually.
I’ve been generally on strike for most of my adult life. You’re welcome.
January 30, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I’ve been generally on strike for most of my adult life. You’re welcome.
530am. I’ve never felt more like Tony Hawk than right now, skating through the airport parking garage because I’m late for my flight.
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 PM
530am. I’ve never felt more like Tony Hawk than right now, skating through the airport parking garage because I’m late for my flight.
Every time I’m in LA, people constantly ask me for directions. I don’t think they realize how hurtful these microinsults are. Do I really look that LA? Don’t answer that.
January 30, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Every time I’m in LA, people constantly ask me for directions. I don’t think they realize how hurtful these microinsults are. Do I really look that LA? Don’t answer that.
I’m a ten but say gigglebytes instead of gigabytes.
January 29, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I’m a ten but say gigglebytes instead of gigabytes.
Are you even a real skateboarder if you don’t skate with your canvas Trader Joe’s bag under your arm?
January 29, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Are you even a real skateboarder if you don’t skate with your canvas Trader Joe’s bag under your arm?
My podcast All Noodles, No Broth is going to be out soon. You better listen to it. Thanks.
January 29, 2026 at 1:16 AM
My podcast All Noodles, No Broth is going to be out soon. You better listen to it. Thanks.
I’m basically the substitute teacher of Bluesky. I wheel in the TV, put on a movie (post an occasional banger), and then spend the rest of the period silently judging all of you.
January 29, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I’m basically the substitute teacher of Bluesky. I wheel in the TV, put on a movie (post an occasional banger), and then spend the rest of the period silently judging all of you.
I hope you have a nice day, internet friend.
January 28, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I hope you have a nice day, internet friend.
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Call me a library book the way I stay checked out
January 28, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Call me a library book the way I stay checked out
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your feelings are valid. Kinda annoying, but valid.
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your feelings are valid. Kinda annoying, but valid.
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Pretty much anything weird you get caught doing, just call it “contemporary art” and everyone’s too scared to ask follow-up questions.
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Pretty much anything weird you get caught doing, just call it “contemporary art” and everyone’s too scared to ask follow-up questions.
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Pro Tip: Don’t be a jerk.
January 28, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Pro Tip: Don’t be a jerk.
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Anxiously pacing back and forth is pretty good for your step count. See, I can do glass half full.
January 28, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Anxiously pacing back and forth is pretty good for your step count. See, I can do glass half full.
Pretty much anything weird you get caught doing, just call it “contemporary art” and everyone’s too scared to ask follow-up questions.
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Pretty much anything weird you get caught doing, just call it “contemporary art” and everyone’s too scared to ask follow-up questions.
Pro Tip: Don’t be a jerk.
January 28, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Pro Tip: Don’t be a jerk.
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I just want to meet the person who was tossing a perfectly normal salad and thought to themselves, “Yep. This is it. This is what we’re gonna call eating ass.”
January 27, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I just want to meet the person who was tossing a perfectly normal salad and thought to themselves, “Yep. This is it. This is what we’re gonna call eating ass.”