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@sadbuthydrated.bsky.social
A wanderer of sorts. Could be sad anywhere, at any time.
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Cybertruck on the streets, alone in the sheets.
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Are you even a real skateboarder if you don’t skate with your canvas Trader Joe’s bag under your arm?
January 29, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Are you even a real skateboarder if you don’t skate with your canvas Trader Joe’s bag under your arm?
I’m a ten but say gigglebytes instead of gigabytes.
January 29, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I’m a ten but say gigglebytes instead of gigabytes.
Are you even a real skateboarder if you don’t skate with your canvas Trader Joe’s bag under your arm?
January 29, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Are you even a real skateboarder if you don’t skate with your canvas Trader Joe’s bag under your arm?
My podcast All Noodles, No Broth is going to be out soon. You better listen to it. Thanks.
January 29, 2026 at 1:16 AM
My podcast All Noodles, No Broth is going to be out soon. You better listen to it. Thanks.
I’m basically the substitute teacher of Bluesky. I wheel in the TV, put on a movie (post an occasional banger), and then spend the rest of the period silently judging all of you.
January 29, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I’m basically the substitute teacher of Bluesky. I wheel in the TV, put on a movie (post an occasional banger), and then spend the rest of the period silently judging all of you.
I hope you have a nice day, internet friend.
January 28, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I hope you have a nice day, internet friend.
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Call me a library book the way I stay checked out
January 28, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Call me a library book the way I stay checked out
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your feelings are valid. Kinda annoying, but valid.
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your feelings are valid. Kinda annoying, but valid.
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Pretty much anything weird you get caught doing, just call it “contemporary art” and everyone’s too scared to ask follow-up questions.
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Pretty much anything weird you get caught doing, just call it “contemporary art” and everyone’s too scared to ask follow-up questions.
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Pro Tip: Don’t be a jerk.
January 28, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Pro Tip: Don’t be a jerk.
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Anxiously pacing back and forth is pretty good for your step count. See, I can do glass half full.
January 28, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Anxiously pacing back and forth is pretty good for your step count. See, I can do glass half full.
Pretty much anything weird you get caught doing, just call it “contemporary art” and everyone’s too scared to ask follow-up questions.
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Pretty much anything weird you get caught doing, just call it “contemporary art” and everyone’s too scared to ask follow-up questions.
Pro Tip: Don’t be a jerk.
January 28, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Pro Tip: Don’t be a jerk.
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I just want to meet the person who was tossing a perfectly normal salad and thought to themselves, “Yep. This is it. This is what we’re gonna call eating ass.”
January 27, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I just want to meet the person who was tossing a perfectly normal salad and thought to themselves, “Yep. This is it. This is what we’re gonna call eating ass.”
Anxiously pacing back and forth is pretty good for your step count. See, I can do glass half full.
January 28, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Anxiously pacing back and forth is pretty good for your step count. See, I can do glass half full.
I just want to meet the person who was tossing a perfectly normal salad and thought to themselves, “Yep. This is it. This is what we’re gonna call eating ass.”
January 27, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I just want to meet the person who was tossing a perfectly normal salad and thought to themselves, “Yep. This is it. This is what we’re gonna call eating ass.”
This isn’t a political account by any means, but I can’t help but say how much I love the USPS driver that flipped off ICE and yelled “go home you fucking losers” out the window of his mail van.
January 27, 2026 at 12:31 AM
This isn’t a political account by any means, but I can’t help but say how much I love the USPS driver that flipped off ICE and yelled “go home you fucking losers” out the window of his mail van.
Is that a French dip in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
January 26, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Is that a French dip in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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I could be meaner
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I could be meaner
Rise and grind. Wake up and sigh. Same difference.
January 26, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Rise and grind. Wake up and sigh. Same difference.
I wore Dickies pants yesterday to bring the pop punk even harder.
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I wore Dickies pants yesterday to bring the pop punk even harder.
I just looked in the safety information card for the alcohol selection. Yes, I fly about 100 times per year.
January 24, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I just looked in the safety information card for the alcohol selection. Yes, I fly about 100 times per year.
If you need me, I’ll be skateboarding around Portland listening to crappy pop punk songs. Don’t need me, I set my status to busy on Teams.
January 23, 2026 at 6:36 PM
If you need me, I’ll be skateboarding around Portland listening to crappy pop punk songs. Don’t need me, I set my status to busy on Teams.
7am. Ran to my plane’s gate. I think that’s enough cardio for today.
January 23, 2026 at 3:35 PM
7am. Ran to my plane’s gate. I think that’s enough cardio for today.
Some people on here have strong opinions about going to certain sporting events. Please forgive this confused European.
January 22, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Some people on here have strong opinions about going to certain sporting events. Please forgive this confused European.