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@sadbuthydrated.bsky.social
A wanderer of sorts. Could be sad anywhere, at any time.
Me… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
Me… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
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Life Alert, but it’s just telling everyone to leave me alone so I can die in peace.
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Life Alert, but it’s just telling everyone to leave me alone so I can die in peace.
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The front pocket on a hoodie is basically just a butter-warming chamber and you can’t convince me otherwise.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The front pocket on a hoodie is basically just a butter-warming chamber and you can’t convince me otherwise.
The front pocket on a hoodie is basically just a butter-warming chamber and you can’t convince me otherwise.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The front pocket on a hoodie is basically just a butter-warming chamber and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Life Alert, but it’s just telling everyone to leave me alone so I can die in peace.
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Life Alert, but it’s just telling everyone to leave me alone so I can die in peace.
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That wasn't very Forklift Certified of you
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
That wasn't very Forklift Certified of you
Thanksgiving is great and all, but have you tried being an ungrateful ass?
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Thanksgiving is great and all, but have you tried being an ungrateful ass?
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Looking at the turkey longingly and jealously because I also want to get stuffed
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Looking at the turkey longingly and jealously because I also want to get stuffed
That awkward moment you see your blow-up doll that you thought you lost months ago floating by in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
That awkward moment you see your blow-up doll that you thought you lost months ago floating by in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Reminder. It’s that time of year again. If you find me lying under your Christmas tree, it’s because I’m a fucking gift.
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Reminder. It’s that time of year again. If you find me lying under your Christmas tree, it’s because I’m a fucking gift.
My first 2.6k posts were just me filibustering all of you.
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My first 2.6k posts were just me filibustering all of you.
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Most of my trust issues pertain to farts.
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Most of my trust issues pertain to farts.
Most of my trust issues pertain to farts.
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Most of my trust issues pertain to farts.
Who won the Dalladelphia Cowbeagles game?
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Who won the Dalladelphia Cowbeagles game?
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“Red or green salsa?”
-Me, flirting with a burrito.
-Me, flirting with a burrito.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
“Red or green salsa?”
-Me, flirting with a burrito.
-Me, flirting with a burrito.
“Red or green salsa?”
-Me, flirting with a burrito.
-Me, flirting with a burrito.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
“Red or green salsa?”
-Me, flirting with a burrito.
-Me, flirting with a burrito.
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My alt account would just be all the lyrics that’s been living in my head since the 80’s.
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My alt account would just be all the lyrics that’s been living in my head since the 80’s.
Are these grey sweatpants working yet?
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Are these grey sweatpants working yet?
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ive got that deer in me
(the urge to run into traffic)
(the urge to run into traffic)
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
ive got that deer in me
(the urge to run into traffic)
(the urge to run into traffic)
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when you’re crashing out there’s always someone else having a crashier out than you
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
when you’re crashing out there’s always someone else having a crashier out than you
Only commenting on a post without liking it is unsettling behavior. Yes, I’m talking to you.
November 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Only commenting on a post without liking it is unsettling behavior. Yes, I’m talking to you.
*taps Bluesky with a stick*
Yep. I think it’s dead.
Yep. I think it’s dead.
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
*taps Bluesky with a stick*
Yep. I think it’s dead.
Yep. I think it’s dead.
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*Points at giant exit sign.*
Lower back tattoo idea.
Lower back tattoo idea.
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
*Points at giant exit sign.*
Lower back tattoo idea.
Lower back tattoo idea.
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I’m in LA. Thots and prayers please.
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’m in LA. Thots and prayers please.