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What if dreams are like a free trial of being a ghost?
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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people I’ve been helping at work keep telling me how nice I am and it actually just makes me wonder what u other bitches are doing out here like I’m being so regular are u guys just being rude all the time or what
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
remember our parents used to spook us into lying about our a/s/l online it turns out you can commit egregious crimes with all your gov info on full display
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
methinks they weren’t very bright… just rich. or whatever joyce carol oates burned musk with this week
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
also why were they using personal/work emails with their full name, job title, company name, tits out to carry this out
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
why do these emails read like an aol chat room
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
tame impala, justice, daft punk—high school me is so back baby
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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“jeevacation@gmail.com” is absolutely crazy
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Really wild how all these Harvard scientists and mathematics guys constantly talked about how Jeffrey Epstein was this brilliant, "misunderstood" man and then you read his emails and he's clearly a barely literate lecher, extremely easy to understand
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
oh no i’m a repost guy
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Only running I do is a muck
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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It’s harassment to tell me my opinions are bad
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Reading some disturbing reports originating from the Epstein Files this morning that notorious pedophile Donald Trump—who had to close his modeling agency due to allegations of trafficking teenagers from Eastern Europe—is actually President of the United States of America. Chilling.
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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2:00 PM from Animal Crossing: New Leaf! 🍃

▶️: youtu.be/Ndmn8AhbNrc
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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muter? hardly know her (*mutes*)
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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always the muter, always the muted
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
we’ve lost the plot we don’t even remember why there are little ducks on dish soap bottles
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
KO
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
saying good night with a sleepy cap and taper candle combo
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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well damn
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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yuck
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Anyone think they’ll ever come up with new sins after seeing the shit we’ve pulled all these years?
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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this post is sponsored by whimsy
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
some big account bitch who was weird in my replies keeps showing on on my feed stop it bluesky
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM