Dan the thankful beluga
@icantshutup.bsky.social
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I am just here to make somebody’s day if I make only one persons day I’m happy! Literally a friendly beluga 😊
https://ngl.link/icantshutup
I am just here to make somebody’s day if I make only one persons day I’m happy! Literally a friendly beluga 😊
https://ngl.link/icantshutup
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It is your favorite time of the day
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“Hot take but British people aren’t real ” -Dan the Beluga
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“Hot take but British people aren’t real ” -Dan the Beluga
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November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It is your favorite time of the day
Out of context quotes with Dan the beluga
“Hot take but British people aren’t real ” -Dan the Beluga
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Out of context quotes with Dan the beluga
“Hot take but British people aren’t real ” -Dan the Beluga
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It is your favorite time of the day
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“I’m dying 😕 anyway 😄” -Dans Coworker
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“I’m dying 😕 anyway 😄” -Dans Coworker
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November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It is your favorite time of the day
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“I’m dying 😕 anyway 😄” -Dans Coworker
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“I’m dying 😕 anyway 😄” -Dans Coworker
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let he who is without ham be the first to help the burger
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
let he who is without ham be the first to help the burger
Ayo?! Beluga got a girlfriend?!
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Ayo?! Beluga got a girlfriend?!
Them: type shit
Me: 🤳 shit
Me: 🤳 shit
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Them: type shit
Me: 🤳 shit
Me: 🤳 shit
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Maam for the last time you need to know what you’re doing when it comes to wood working not just anybody can do it
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Maam for the last time you need to know what you’re doing when it comes to wood working not just anybody can do it
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
#cancelskip time is of the esscense
my account is 1 year old in a week. don’t cancel me please.
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
#cancelskip time is of the esscense
It’s your favorite time of day
Out of context quotes with beluga
“I put the work in twerk” -author unknown
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“I put the work in twerk” -author unknown
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November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It’s your favorite time of day
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“I put the work in twerk” -author unknown
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Out of context quotes with beluga
“I put the work in twerk” -author unknown
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It’s your favorite time of day
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“Yesssss that’s the spirit I blame everything on the government” -Dan the beluga
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“Yesssss that’s the spirit I blame everything on the government” -Dan the beluga
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November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It’s your favorite time of day
Out of context quotes with beluga
“Yesssss that’s the spirit I blame everything on the government” -Dan the beluga
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Out of context quotes with beluga
“Yesssss that’s the spirit I blame everything on the government” -Dan the beluga
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Anxiety is just fear with pizzazz!
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Anxiety is just fear with pizzazz!
Me to my best friend:
hey guy, did it hurt? when you- ah who am i kidding i do not care. i hope it hurt, whatever it was.
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Me to my best friend:
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I am not chubby, I am just more 3D than you'd like
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I am not chubby, I am just more 3D than you'd like
I’m arachnophobic
Spiders should not be able to get married
Spiders should not be able to get married
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I’m arachnophobic
Spiders should not be able to get married
Spiders should not be able to get married
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GUYS DONT FALL IN LOVE WITH MR CANNOLI
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
GUYS DONT FALL IN LOVE WITH MR CANNOLI
Ugh that pissed me off
[does a weird little xbox 360 avatar dance that pisses you off]
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Ugh that pissed me off
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when i found that our custard-like dessert had gone bad it was very off-pudding.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
when i found that our custard-like dessert had gone bad it was very off-pudding.
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i thought it was just some guy named duncan donuts
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i thought it was just some guy named duncan donuts
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I’m all that air in the bag of chips
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I’m all that air in the bag of chips
So excited for gambit
Not excited for everybody to try and use a healer as a dps
Not excited for everybody to try and use a healer as a dps
This Friday begins the wife guy season in marvel rivals
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
So excited for gambit
Not excited for everybody to try and use a healer as a dps
Not excited for everybody to try and use a healer as a dps
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