Dan the thankful beluga
@icantshutup.bsky.social
Certified yapper
I am just here to make somebody’s day if I make only one persons day I’m happy! Literally a friendly beluga 😊
https://ngl.link/icantshutup
I am just here to make somebody’s day if I make only one persons day I’m happy! Literally a friendly beluga 😊
https://ngl.link/icantshutup
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if you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
if you see this post your getaway vehicle
It’s kinda concerning that the only criteria for paradise according to the band guns and roses are
1. Where the grass is green
2. Where the women are pretty
I feel like there should be more criteria than that
1. Where the grass is green
2. Where the women are pretty
I feel like there should be more criteria than that
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
It’s kinda concerning that the only criteria for paradise according to the band guns and roses are
1. Where the grass is green
2. Where the women are pretty
I feel like there should be more criteria than that
1. Where the grass is green
2. Where the women are pretty
I feel like there should be more criteria than that
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Me running away from my problems
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Me running away from my problems
Can I just say that I hate people who go around always posting selfies of themself?
Anyway today’s face 🤣
Anyway today’s face 🤣
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Can I just say that I hate people who go around always posting selfies of themself?
Anyway today’s face 🤣
Anyway today’s face 🤣
Good morning blue sky
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Good morning blue sky
He’s innocent
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
He’s innocent
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*Inflates you big and round*
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
*Inflates you big and round*
Pshhhh what? Noooo
On a totally unrelated note brb I gotta go delete a post
On a totally unrelated note brb I gotta go delete a post
jesus christ. thinking all raccoons are the same. talk about racist.
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Pshhhh what? Noooo
On a totally unrelated note brb I gotta go delete a post
On a totally unrelated note brb I gotta go delete a post
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I've just called the Tinnitus helpline...
It just keeps ringing!
It just keeps ringing!
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I've just called the Tinnitus helpline...
It just keeps ringing!
It just keeps ringing!
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Yeah I’m fine! :)
This reminds me of a wise quote from Michael Jackson
“Annie are you ok? Are you okay? Are you okay Annie?”
This reminds me of a wise quote from Michael Jackson
“Annie are you ok? Are you okay? Are you okay Annie?”
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Yeah I’m fine! :)
This reminds me of a wise quote from Michael Jackson
“Annie are you ok? Are you okay? Are you okay Annie?”
This reminds me of a wise quote from Michael Jackson
“Annie are you ok? Are you okay? Are you okay Annie?”
Do it and I’ll post the responses
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Do it and I’ll post the responses
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“This isn’t funny, Frank. Turn the lights back on.”
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“This isn’t funny, Frank. Turn the lights back on.”
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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you reposted that guy’s post but you didn’t heart it . are you insane?
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
you reposted that guy’s post but you didn’t heart it . are you insane?
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⚡️MARVEL RIVALS HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR "BEST ONGOING GAME" OF 2025.
#marvelrivals
#marvelrivals
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
⚡️MARVEL RIVALS HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR "BEST ONGOING GAME" OF 2025.
#marvelrivals
#marvelrivals
Counter attack!!!
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Counter attack!!!
Current status: judging trickykat
just made cranberry sauce do not judge me
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Current status: judging trickykat
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ever since i was born i had this question. wtf?
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
ever since i was born i had this question. wtf?
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Your zipper is down
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Your zipper is down
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That is pure evil.
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
That is pure evil.
Your zipper is down
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Your zipper is down
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if you're cold they're cold. let the cold hot singles in your area in.
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
if you're cold they're cold. let the cold hot singles in your area in.
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*hands you a small model of a mountain*
I finally scaled Mt. Everest.
I finally scaled Mt. Everest.
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
*hands you a small model of a mountain*
I finally scaled Mt. Everest.
I finally scaled Mt. Everest.