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Dan the thankful beluga
@icantshutup.bsky.social
Certified yapper

I am just here to make somebody’s day if I make only one persons day I’m happy! Literally a friendly beluga 😊

https://ngl.link/icantshutup
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The data doesn’t lie 😂
if you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It’s kinda concerning that the only criteria for paradise according to the band guns and roses are

1. Where the grass is green

2. Where the women are pretty

I feel like there should be more criteria than that
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Me running away from my problems
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Can I just say that I hate people who go around always posting selfies of themself?

Anyway today’s face 🤣
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Good morning blue sky
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
He’s innocent
he has been charged with 34 felonies and 12 murders
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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*Inflates you big and round*
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Pshhhh what? Noooo

On a totally unrelated note brb I gotta go delete a post
jesus christ. thinking all raccoons are the same. talk about racist.
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I've just called the Tinnitus helpline...

It just keeps ringing!
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Yeah I’m fine! :)

This reminds me of a wise quote from Michael Jackson

“Annie are you ok? Are you okay? Are you okay Annie?”
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Do it and I’ll post the responses
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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“This isn’t funny, Frank. Turn the lights back on.”
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’m such a menace

Sorry not sorry @kattsdogma.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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you reposted that guy’s post but you didn’t heart it . are you insane?
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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⚡️MARVEL RIVALS HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR "BEST ONGOING GAME" OF 2025.
#marvelrivals
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Counter attack!!!
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Current status: judging trickykat
just made cranberry sauce do not judge me
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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ever since i was born i had this question. wtf?
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Your zipper is down
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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That is pure evil.
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Your zipper is down
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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if you're cold they're cold. let the cold hot singles in your area in.
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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*hands you a small model of a mountain*

I finally scaled Mt. Everest.
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM