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J¡m Vaughn
@jiminyspigot.bsky.social
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Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based for better or worse. He/him.

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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 4d
Hey friends: a very incredible person is recovering from a medical emergency just days before her insurance started. A crowd fund has been set up to help her out, and I would consider it a personal favor if anyone would share this or chip in a few bucks. I'll give you a lil' smooch on your forehead.
Light for Candies
We’re starting a collections for our good friend Candace who needed surgery and emergency treatment very unexpectedly about 5 days before her health insurance kicks in! Anything helps right now.
giveahand.com
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Shitpost more efficient less words.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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2025 has human sized chessboard energy.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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funkelly.bsky.social
what if we made out like bandits
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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iheartnoise.bsky.social
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campfireharve.st Camp @campfireharve.st · Jul 11
I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven
Header text: "HEY YOU! YES YOU! TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF LINKS!" This is followed by a couple example urls, with a red square highlighting the sections with source identifiers. The rest of the text is as follows: Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site. Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity. When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers. Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them. Everything after the "?" symbol can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm_source="
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
picture of the cow from cow tools standing in a pasture before a barn. caption reads "you see this mf in your neighborhood you KNOW the price of amorphous lumps with indeterminate function goin up"
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Goooood morning, Bluesky! Today's episode is brought to you by Discord. We basically invented a chat room!
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Shitpost more efficient less words.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Yo, @support.bsky.team, bring back @sarahkendzior.bsky.social.
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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uluvlucy.bsky.social
*typing half of a snarky post before hitting cancel & wiping my own memory*
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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In a rare case of Substack notes usefulness, I just learned that Sarah Kendzior (author of They Knew and a brilliant writer) got bounced from Bluesky. What the hell? new @sarahkendzior.bsky.social
Sarah Kendzior • 4m I've been suspended from BlueSky. I don't know why. I wasn't online much today, and the last things I posted were excerpts from my substack newsletter articles. The suspension followed without explanation. It seems there's a crackdown. If you enjoy my work and want to make sure you can access it, subscribe! It's free - I would never paywall in times of peril — and voluntary paying subscribers keep it going. It would be great to have your support at this time. Thanks!
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Quick, get in the time machine! I'll explain yesterday!
September 22, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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In an effort to undercut Sydney Sweeney, I am giving my bathwater away for free.
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Pronounces guacamole like whack-a-mole
October 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Eric Adams obviously doesn't belong in office, but he definitely deserves to be on TV.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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jiminy's animal reviews: This walking HR complaint is a gooseneck barnacle (𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘦𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘦𝘴), and they don’t actually walk, but rather attach themselves to almost any surface they can find in the North-East Atlantic Ocean. 🧵
A reddish brown tubular or phallic shaped barnacle, with a funnel shaped shell made of wedge shaped white segments at one end. laying in some sand. #naturesky "Pollicipes pollicipes" by Daniela Costa is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. To view a copy of this license, visit http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/?ref=openverse.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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"Uh, Mr. Osteen, sir? Even numetal artists are starting to catch on. Is it time to pull the plug?"
Korn’s Brian “Head” Welch Questions Modern Christianity: “What If They’re Getting It All Wrong?”
Korn’s Brian “Head” Welch has questioned the state of modern Christianity, calling out judgment and political division in new videos.
bluntmag.com.au
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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"Senator Ron Wyden, Democrat of Oregon, accused Republicans of hiding a provision in the funding bill that would give millions of taxpayer dollars “to a handful of Republican senators who helped Trump try to overthrow the government.”

yup
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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you're only allowed to call it Irritable Bowel Syndrome if it's from the Irritable Bowel Syndrome region of France
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I apologize for the bib, your honor. I thought this was a food court.
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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A meme with two images. The one on top is a still of Shania Twain saying, "Let's go girls," from the beginning of her music video for Man! I Feel Like a Woman. The second image is a blurry picture of someone in a long skirt running through a bunch of trees, with the caption, "runs into the woods."
November 11, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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Goon a movie

Goonin' 2: Electric Goonaloo
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Goooood morning, Bluesky! Today's episode is brought to you by Taco Bell. Try our all new Mountain Dew Baja Blast pie. It's the Mountain Dew Baja Blast of pies!
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Goon a movie

The Goondock Saints
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Goon a movie

The Goondock Saints
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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jenthetracy.bsky.social
Opossum done.
#art #witchsky
Watercolor and ink illustration of an opossum wearing a witch hat. He looks alarmed as he stands on a two book pile. The books are red and green. The painting is held by a hand with a brown thumb nail.
November 29, 2023 at 6:16 PM