J¡m Vaughn
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Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based for better or worse. He/him.
(jiminyspigot just about everywhere)
Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based for better or worse. He/him.
(jiminyspigot just about everywhere)
Noooo, that's awful. You're getting extra well wishes from me.
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Noooo, that's awful. You're getting extra well wishes from me.
Give him a talk show. I wanna see him interview Michael Shannon and introduce Jelly Roll.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Give him a talk show. I wanna see him interview Michael Shannon and introduce Jelly Roll.
As larvae, they float or swim until they find somewhere to settle. They’ve even been found attached to space shuttle debris, which is technology we probably shouldn’t be giving to a vengeful ocean.
Rating: 8/10 for being the cock of the walk
Rating: 8/10 for being the cock of the walk
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
As larvae, they float or swim until they find somewhere to settle. They’ve even been found attached to space shuttle debris, which is technology we probably shouldn’t be giving to a vengeful ocean.
Rating: 8/10 for being the cock of the walk
Rating: 8/10 for being the cock of the walk
Also worth nothing is that their penis size is several times longer than their body. This is apparent by the low rate of sports car ownership among them.
The reason for this is to facilitate mating with nearby barnacles, because they can’t move in their adult form.
The reason for this is to facilitate mating with nearby barnacles, because they can’t move in their adult form.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Also worth nothing is that their penis size is several times longer than their body. This is apparent by the low rate of sports car ownership among them.
The reason for this is to facilitate mating with nearby barnacles, because they can’t move in their adult form.
The reason for this is to facilitate mating with nearby barnacles, because they can’t move in their adult form.
They filter feed on plankton, which inspired the darkest episode of Sponge Bob ever.
Most people don’t know that barnacles are actually crustaceans, like crabs and lobsters. Their white shell is usually about 5cm (2in) long, but their “stalk,” or peduncle, can be 85cm (33in) long.
Most people don’t know that barnacles are actually crustaceans, like crabs and lobsters. Their white shell is usually about 5cm (2in) long, but their “stalk,” or peduncle, can be 85cm (33in) long.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
They filter feed on plankton, which inspired the darkest episode of Sponge Bob ever.
Most people don’t know that barnacles are actually crustaceans, like crabs and lobsters. Their white shell is usually about 5cm (2in) long, but their “stalk,” or peduncle, can be 85cm (33in) long.
Most people don’t know that barnacles are actually crustaceans, like crabs and lobsters. Their white shell is usually about 5cm (2in) long, but their “stalk,” or peduncle, can be 85cm (33in) long.