J¡m Vaughn
@jiminyspigot.bsky.social
AS SEEN ON THE INTERNET!!!
Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based for better or worse. He/him.
(jiminyspigot just about everywhere)
Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based for better or worse. He/him.
(jiminyspigot just about everywhere)
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Light for Candies
We’re starting a collections for our good friend Candace who needed surgery and emergency treatment very unexpectedly about 5 days before her health insurance kicks in! Anything helps right now.
giveahand.com
Hey friends: a very incredible person is recovering from a medical emergency just days before her insurance started. A crowd fund has been set up to help her out, and I would consider it a personal favor if anyone would share this or chip in a few bucks. I'll give you a lil' smooch on your forehead.
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Bank of America proudly introduces the Heirloom Mortgage: so good, you'll hand it down to your children. If they qualify.
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Bank of America proudly introduces the Heirloom Mortgage: so good, you'll hand it down to your children. If they qualify.
I can solve any jigsaw puzzle with a bit of water and a blender.
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I can solve any jigsaw puzzle with a bit of water and a blender.
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This is a huge victory that should be broadcast nationwide in all the major outlets. Big big big deal. I have been following this. Make them pay
Marion County agrees to pay out $3M for newspaper raid, expresses regret. Editor says court cases against city continue #ksleg
Marion County agrees to pay out $3M for newspaper raid, expresses regret • Kansas Reflector
A handful of county-level officials who were involved in a small-town Kansas newspaper raid in 2023 will pay a cumulative $3 million to three journalists and a city councilor.
kansasreflector.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is a huge victory that should be broadcast nationwide in all the major outlets. Big big big deal. I have been following this. Make them pay
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Shitpost more efficient less words.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Shitpost more efficient less words.
2025 has human sized chessboard energy.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
2025 has human sized chessboard energy.
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what if we made out like bandits
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
what if we made out like bandits
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I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Goooood morning, Bluesky! Today's episode is brought to you by Discord. We basically invented a chat room!
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Goooood morning, Bluesky! Today's episode is brought to you by Discord. We basically invented a chat room!
Shitpost more efficient less words.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Shitpost more efficient less words.
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Yo, @support.bsky.team, bring back @sarahkendzior.bsky.social.
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Yo, @support.bsky.team, bring back @sarahkendzior.bsky.social.
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*typing half of a snarky post before hitting cancel & wiping my own memory*
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
*typing half of a snarky post before hitting cancel & wiping my own memory*
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In a rare case of Substack notes usefulness, I just learned that Sarah Kendzior (author of They Knew and a brilliant writer) got bounced from Bluesky. What the hell? new @sarahkendzior.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
In a rare case of Substack notes usefulness, I just learned that Sarah Kendzior (author of They Knew and a brilliant writer) got bounced from Bluesky. What the hell? new @sarahkendzior.bsky.social
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Quick, get in the time machine! I'll explain yesterday!
September 22, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Quick, get in the time machine! I'll explain yesterday!
In an effort to undercut Sydney Sweeney, I am giving my bathwater away for free.
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
In an effort to undercut Sydney Sweeney, I am giving my bathwater away for free.
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Pronounces guacamole like whack-a-mole
October 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Pronounces guacamole like whack-a-mole
Eric Adams obviously doesn't belong in office, but he definitely deserves to be on TV.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Eric Adams obviously doesn't belong in office, but he definitely deserves to be on TV.
jiminy's animal reviews: This walking HR complaint is a gooseneck barnacle (𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘦𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘦𝘴), and they don’t actually walk, but rather attach themselves to almost any surface they can find in the North-East Atlantic Ocean. 🧵
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
jiminy's animal reviews: This walking HR complaint is a gooseneck barnacle (𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘦𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘦𝘴), and they don’t actually walk, but rather attach themselves to almost any surface they can find in the North-East Atlantic Ocean. 🧵
"Uh, Mr. Osteen, sir? Even numetal artists are starting to catch on. Is it time to pull the plug?"
Korn’s Brian “Head” Welch Questions Modern Christianity: “What If They’re Getting It All Wrong?”
Korn’s Brian “Head” Welch has questioned the state of modern Christianity, calling out judgment and political division in new videos.
bluntmag.com.au
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
"Uh, Mr. Osteen, sir? Even numetal artists are starting to catch on. Is it time to pull the plug?"
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"Senator Ron Wyden, Democrat of Oregon, accused Republicans of hiding a provision in the funding bill that would give millions of taxpayer dollars “to a handful of Republican senators who helped Trump try to overthrow the government.”
yup
yup
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Senator Ron Wyden, Democrat of Oregon, accused Republicans of hiding a provision in the funding bill that would give millions of taxpayer dollars “to a handful of Republican senators who helped Trump try to overthrow the government.”
yup
yup
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you're only allowed to call it Irritable Bowel Syndrome if it's from the Irritable Bowel Syndrome region of France
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
you're only allowed to call it Irritable Bowel Syndrome if it's from the Irritable Bowel Syndrome region of France
I apologize for the bib, your honor. I thought this was a food court.
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I apologize for the bib, your honor. I thought this was a food court.
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Goon a movie
Goonin' 2: Electric Goonaloo
Goonin' 2: Electric Goonaloo
Goon a movie
Goonfellas
Goonfellas
Goon a movie
Goon with the wind
Goon with the wind
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Goon a movie
Goonin' 2: Electric Goonaloo
Goonin' 2: Electric Goonaloo
Goooood morning, Bluesky! Today's episode is brought to you by Taco Bell. Try our all new Mountain Dew Baja Blast pie. It's the Mountain Dew Baja Blast of pies!
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Goooood morning, Bluesky! Today's episode is brought to you by Taco Bell. Try our all new Mountain Dew Baja Blast pie. It's the Mountain Dew Baja Blast of pies!