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Dan the thankful beluga
@icantshutup.bsky.social
Certified yapper

I am just here to make somebody’s day if I make only one persons day I’m happy! Literally a friendly beluga 😊

https://ngl.link/icantshutup
My DMs are always open

Are we thinking beat her up or no? 😂
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Pretty sure you meant beets

Here ya go 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Me and Greg are also just friends I swear
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Im not you going to ask you again plz stop eating cars
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Reposted by Dan the thankful beluga
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Reposted by Dan the thankful beluga
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Damn didn’t know you were into that kinda thing 😉🤣🤣
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Oh no I’m so bad at the guessing game

Uh

Uhhhhh

Obama
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Proof or it didn’t happen 🤣🤣🤣
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Maam I am beluga idk if you’ve noticed but water doesn’t exactly go well with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Okay but the real question is are you looking at the left buttcheek or the right buttcheek
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
And it probably starts with

Florida man….
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
gyms cost a lot but anxiety attacks are free your heart rate doesnt know the difference
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM