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Dad puns...
That's how eye roll.
That's how eye roll.
February 9, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Dad puns...
That's how eye roll.
That's how eye roll.
The number eight starts with an E. But if you spelled it with an A, it would be aight.
February 9, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The number eight starts with an E. But if you spelled it with an A, it would be aight.
Thinking about getting rabbits tattooed on my head...
From a distance, they will look like hares.
From a distance, they will look like hares.
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Thinking about getting rabbits tattooed on my head...
From a distance, they will look like hares.
From a distance, they will look like hares.
What do you call a polite man who builds bridges?
A civil engineer.
A civil engineer.
February 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
What do you call a polite man who builds bridges?
A civil engineer.
A civil engineer.
My brother visited the cemetery today to see our mom. He walked up to her gravestone, closed his eyes, and with a tear running down his cheek, said...
Look who's grounded now, Mom.
Look who's grounded now, Mom.
February 9, 2026 at 5:31 PM
My brother visited the cemetery today to see our mom. He walked up to her gravestone, closed his eyes, and with a tear running down his cheek, said...
Look who's grounded now, Mom.
Look who's grounded now, Mom.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
You planet.
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
You planet.
What happens when you eat aluminum foil?
You sheet metal.
You sheet metal.
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
What happens when you eat aluminum foil?
You sheet metal.
You sheet metal.
How many monsters are good at math?
None, unless you Count Dracula...
None, unless you Count Dracula...
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 PM
How many monsters are good at math?
None, unless you Count Dracula...
None, unless you Count Dracula...
I lived in a houseboat for a while, and started seeing the girl next door. Eventually we drifted apart.
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 PM
I lived in a houseboat for a while, and started seeing the girl next door. Eventually we drifted apart.
If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?
I'd be Bugs Bunny—always has a carrot and a clever comeback.
I'd be Bugs Bunny—always has a carrot and a clever comeback.
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 PM
If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?
I'd be Bugs Bunny—always has a carrot and a clever comeback.
I'd be Bugs Bunny—always has a carrot and a clever comeback.
Jellyfish have survived 650 million years without a brain,
so there is still hope for politicians.
so there is still hope for politicians.
February 9, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Jellyfish have survived 650 million years without a brain,
so there is still hope for politicians.
so there is still hope for politicians.
Well, to be Frank...
I'd have to change my name.
I'd have to change my name.
February 9, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Well, to be Frank...
I'd have to change my name.
I'd have to change my name.
Things I need for Today:
--Coffee
--Perspective
--Assorted Snacks
--Kindness (if I run out I can refill by giving some away)
--Good Music
--COFFEE
--Discussions with good friends and furry animals
--Coffee
--Perspective
--Assorted Snacks
--Kindness (if I run out I can refill by giving some away)
--Good Music
--COFFEE
--Discussions with good friends and furry animals
February 9, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Things I need for Today:
--Coffee
--Perspective
--Assorted Snacks
--Kindness (if I run out I can refill by giving some away)
--Good Music
--COFFEE
--Discussions with good friends and furry animals
--Coffee
--Perspective
--Assorted Snacks
--Kindness (if I run out I can refill by giving some away)
--Good Music
--COFFEE
--Discussions with good friends and furry animals
What stands in a field and goes Oooooh!
A cow with no lips.
A cow with no lips.
February 9, 2026 at 8:31 AM
What stands in a field and goes Oooooh!
A cow with no lips.
A cow with no lips.
Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money?
It suffered from withdrawals.
It suffered from withdrawals.
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money?
It suffered from withdrawals.
It suffered from withdrawals.
If you had to leave Earth on a spaceship and take 4 friends with you, who would they be?
I'd take NASA scientists, because I want to make sure we know how to get back!
I'd take NASA scientists, because I want to make sure we know how to get back!
February 9, 2026 at 6:31 AM
If you had to leave Earth on a spaceship and take 4 friends with you, who would they be?
I'd take NASA scientists, because I want to make sure we know how to get back!
I'd take NASA scientists, because I want to make sure we know how to get back!
This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friends.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because...
Yes, it goes on and on, my friends.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because...
February 9, 2026 at 5:31 AM
This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friends.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because...
Yes, it goes on and on, my friends.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because...
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 AM
What do you get when you cross a train and bubble gum? A chew chew train.
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
What do you get when you cross a train and bubble gum? A chew chew train.
I told my son that I wash my hair with poo but I lied.
It's not real poo, it's a sham poo.
It's not real poo, it's a sham poo.
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I told my son that I wash my hair with poo but I lied.
It's not real poo, it's a sham poo.
It's not real poo, it's a sham poo.
Meatloaf is a good safe word.
It means I would do anything for love
but I won't do that #DocAfterDarkrk
It means I would do anything for love
but I won't do that #DocAfterDarkrk
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Meatloaf is a good safe word.
It means I would do anything for love
but I won't do that #DocAfterDarkrk
It means I would do anything for love
but I won't do that #DocAfterDarkrk
PMS jokes aren't funny.
Period.
Period.
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
PMS jokes aren't funny.
Period.
Period.
The world tongue-twister champion has just been arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
The world tongue-twister champion has just been arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
What do you call a group of whales on a TV show? A podcast.
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
What do you call a group of whales on a TV show? A podcast.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
On the dark side.
February 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
On the dark side.