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Would it help you in your move to the Netherlands if you split the cost with someone and went Dutch?
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Would it help you in your move to the Netherlands if you split the cost with someone and went Dutch?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Old lady: (behind the driver)
Want some peanuts?
Bus driver: Sure, thanks!
Lady: (minutes later) Have some more?
Driver: Sure, aren't you having any?
Lady: I can't, I have no teeth.
Driver: Why do you buy them then?
Lady: Oh, I just like to suck the chocolate off them.
Want some peanuts?
Bus driver: Sure, thanks!
Lady: (minutes later) Have some more?
Driver: Sure, aren't you having any?
Lady: I can't, I have no teeth.
Driver: Why do you buy them then?
Lady: Oh, I just like to suck the chocolate off them.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Old lady: (behind the driver)
Want some peanuts?
Bus driver: Sure, thanks!
Lady: (minutes later) Have some more?
Driver: Sure, aren't you having any?
Lady: I can't, I have no teeth.
Driver: Why do you buy them then?
Lady: Oh, I just like to suck the chocolate off them.
Want some peanuts?
Bus driver: Sure, thanks!
Lady: (minutes later) Have some more?
Driver: Sure, aren't you having any?
Lady: I can't, I have no teeth.
Driver: Why do you buy them then?
Lady: Oh, I just like to suck the chocolate off them.
My wife just told me I'm the cheapest man she knows...
I'm not buying it...
I'm not buying it...
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
My wife just told me I'm the cheapest man she knows...
I'm not buying it...
I'm not buying it...
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.
A yawn is a silent scream for COFFEE.
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 AM
A yawn is a silent scream for COFFEE.
I love telling dad jokes.
Sometimes he laughs!
Sometimes he laughs!
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I love telling dad jokes.
Sometimes he laughs!
Sometimes he laughs!
The guy who invented predictive text passed away yesterday. His funeral will be held next Monday.
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The guy who invented predictive text passed away yesterday. His funeral will be held next Monday.
There was a recent study that tried to pinpoint the effect that alcohol has on walking.
The result was staggering.
The result was staggering.
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
There was a recent study that tried to pinpoint the effect that alcohol has on walking.
The result was staggering.
The result was staggering.
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
What do you call a doctor who is always on call?
An oncologist.
An oncologist.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
What do you call a doctor who is always on call?
An oncologist.
An oncologist.
I miss my umbilical cord...
I grew attached to it.
I grew attached to it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I miss my umbilical cord...
I grew attached to it.
I grew attached to it.
When my wife gave birth, I thanked the doctor, and pulled them aside to sheepishly ask, "How soon do you think well be able to have sex?"
The doctor winked at me and said: "Im off duty in 10 minutes - meet me in the car park."
#DocAfterDarkk
The doctor winked at me and said: "Im off duty in 10 minutes - meet me in the car park."
#DocAfterDarkk
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
When my wife gave birth, I thanked the doctor, and pulled them aside to sheepishly ask, "How soon do you think well be able to have sex?"
The doctor winked at me and said: "Im off duty in 10 minutes - meet me in the car park."
#DocAfterDarkk
The doctor winked at me and said: "Im off duty in 10 minutes - meet me in the car park."
#DocAfterDarkk
There was a big moron and a little moron sitting on a fence. The big moron fell off.
Why?
The little moron was a little more on.
Why?
The little moron was a little more on.
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There was a big moron and a little moron sitting on a fence. The big moron fell off.
Why?
The little moron was a little more on.
Why?
The little moron was a little more on.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
A stick.
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
A stick.
The average person has sex 89 times a year.
December is going to be one heck of a month!
December is going to be one heck of a month!
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The average person has sex 89 times a year.
December is going to be one heck of a month!
December is going to be one heck of a month!
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
What do you call a lawyer when he's cooking dinner?
A sue chef.
A sue chef.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
What do you call a lawyer when he's cooking dinner?
A sue chef.
A sue chef.
My wife said nothing rhymes with orange.
I said she was wrong.
I said she was wrong.
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My wife said nothing rhymes with orange.
I said she was wrong.
I said she was wrong.
Many top scientists are on the autism spectrum...
so technically...
Autism causes vaccines...
so technically...
Autism causes vaccines...
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Many top scientists are on the autism spectrum...
so technically...
Autism causes vaccines...
so technically...
Autism causes vaccines...
Did we ever find out...
what the knights in white sat in?
what the knights in white sat in?
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Did we ever find out...
what the knights in white sat in?
what the knights in white sat in?
If being bi means you can have a male partner or a female partner...
does it mean if you don't have a partner...
you're on standbi?
does it mean if you don't have a partner...
you're on standbi?
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If being bi means you can have a male partner or a female partner...
does it mean if you don't have a partner...
you're on standbi?
does it mean if you don't have a partner...
you're on standbi?
Do marijuana growers worry about irreversible joint damage?
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Do marijuana growers worry about irreversible joint damage?
The bartender asked the pirate, 'Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?' The pirate said, 'Aye, it's driving me nuts.'
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The bartender asked the pirate, 'Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?' The pirate said, 'Aye, it's driving me nuts.'
I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning...
I can't have sharpies in the house anymore.
I can't have sharpies in the house anymore.
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning...
I can't have sharpies in the house anymore.
I can't have sharpies in the house anymore.