Jeff
@jeffjefferson89.bsky.social
my name is jeff 👍
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December 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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them: *shows me a pic of their new baby*
me: that’s ai
me: that’s ai
December 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
them: *shows me a pic of their new baby*
me: that’s ai
me: that’s ai
when there is only one hour of oxygen left on the titan submersible
December 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
when there is only one hour of oxygen left on the titan submersible
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I think about this a lot
December 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I think about this a lot
what's up with moths flying into my toilet. like they wanna get peed on so bad they're willing to die for it. who were they reincarnated from & do they have any living relatives around my age
*sees a moth in the toilet* who is she...
*sees a moth in the toilet* who is she...
December 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
what's up with moths flying into my toilet. like they wanna get peed on so bad they're willing to die for it. who were they reincarnated from & do they have any living relatives around my age
*sees a moth in the toilet* who is she...
*sees a moth in the toilet* who is she...
you guys ever use one of those portable bathtubs with the blue bathwater
they let alot of people use them which is why they are always so stinky. but they have a big towel on a roll up above so you can towel off afterwards. they are free!
those things floating in the water are soap
they let alot of people use them which is why they are always so stinky. but they have a big towel on a roll up above so you can towel off afterwards. they are free!
those things floating in the water are soap
December 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you guys ever use one of those portable bathtubs with the blue bathwater
they let alot of people use them which is why they are always so stinky. but they have a big towel on a roll up above so you can towel off afterwards. they are free!
those things floating in the water are soap
they let alot of people use them which is why they are always so stinky. but they have a big towel on a roll up above so you can towel off afterwards. they are free!
those things floating in the water are soap
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i’ve seen the best minds of our generation destroyed by madness and catnip
December 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i’ve seen the best minds of our generation destroyed by madness and catnip
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chicken apothecary
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
chicken apothecary
seems like a pretty chill guy
December 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
seems like a pretty chill guy
year of the horse? hell yeah, who else has been reading tom's crossing by @markzdanielewski.bsky.social
so friggin good
so friggin good
2026 is the Year of the Horse in the Chinese Zodiac. But today's Low Quality Ad is for a pin celebrating Florida's zodiac, the Year of the Raccoon in a trashcan that is panhandling for meth.
collabs.shop/cfkxd1
collabs.shop/cfkxd1
December 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
year of the horse? hell yeah, who else has been reading tom's crossing by @markzdanielewski.bsky.social
so friggin good
so friggin good
anyone ever dipped a cigarette in vape juice then smoked it just to feel something
December 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
anyone ever dipped a cigarette in vape juice then smoked it just to feel something
we're watching lord of the rings
you could definitely trust squawky & i with the ring. we definitely would not use it for evil. you trust us, right? =]
you could definitely trust squawky & i with the ring. we definitely would not use it for evil. you trust us, right? =]
December 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
we're watching lord of the rings
you could definitely trust squawky & i with the ring. we definitely would not use it for evil. you trust us, right? =]
you could definitely trust squawky & i with the ring. we definitely would not use it for evil. you trust us, right? =]
remember when she said this?
pepperidge farm remembers
pepperidge farm remembers
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
remember when she said this?
pepperidge farm remembers
pepperidge farm remembers
oh [REDACTED], [REDACTED] wherefore art thou [REDACTED]
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
oh [REDACTED], [REDACTED] wherefore art thou [REDACTED]
when life gives you lemons,
thanks 👍
thanks 👍
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
when life gives you lemons,
thanks 👍
thanks 👍