🎃 Jeff 🎃
@jeffjefferson89.bsky.social
my name is jeff 👍
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"idle hands make the devil twerk" or whatever tf the bible said
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"idle hands make the devil twerk" or whatever tf the bible said
bro you stopped believing
bro you didn't hold onto that feeling bro
bro you didn't hold onto that feeling bro
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
bro you stopped believing
bro you didn't hold onto that feeling bro
bro you didn't hold onto that feeling bro
opinion havers be like "here's what i think"
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
opinion havers be like "here's what i think"
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i think it’s okay to like things but to also not like things
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
i think it’s okay to like things but to also not like things
british people have food with names like "weetabix" while american people have food with names like "hamburger"
i am very smart.
i am very smart.
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
british people have food with names like "weetabix" while american people have food with names like "hamburger"
i am very smart.
i am very smart.
firearms are just airhard guns
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
firearms are just airhard guns
in my cold-blooded reptilian haste i have forgotten to add alt text
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
in my cold-blooded reptilian haste i have forgotten to add alt text
you ever hear a guy singing and you're just like "this guy sounds like jonathan lennon"
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
you ever hear a guy singing and you're just like "this guy sounds like jonathan lennon"
a baby cow is called a mule
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
a baby cow is called a mule
woodstock for sheep
woolstock
woolstock
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
woodstock for sheep
woolstock
woolstock
don't let this distract you from the fact that connie d'amico does toad
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
don't let this distract you from the fact that connie d'amico does toad
AI isn't even real
ChatGPT is just some weird guy in a basement somewhere
ChatGPT is just some weird guy in a basement somewhere
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
AI isn't even real
ChatGPT is just some weird guy in a basement somewhere
ChatGPT is just some weird guy in a basement somewhere
remember when everything had its own website
pepperidge farm remembers
pepperidge farm remembers
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
remember when everything had its own website
pepperidge farm remembers
pepperidge farm remembers
what if society lived in us?
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
what if society lived in us?
what if red dead redemption 3 was set in australia
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
what if red dead redemption 3 was set in australia
girls don't like boys girls like trumpets & bookmarks
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
girls don't like boys girls like trumpets & bookmarks
*watching a british tv show with my bird*
*see a man*
me to my bird : "that man is british"
*see a man*
me to my bird : "that man is british"
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
*watching a british tv show with my bird*
*see a man*
me to my bird : "that man is british"
*see a man*
me to my bird : "that man is british"
true hot dog tasting professionals spit out the hot dog into the tin bucket after having enjoyed the flavors and mouthfeel. feel free to copy and paste this post onto your own timeline.
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
true hot dog tasting professionals spit out the hot dog into the tin bucket after having enjoyed the flavors and mouthfeel. feel free to copy and paste this post onto your own timeline.
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hey guys here's my impression of you. "I'm posting on bluesky rn"
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
hey guys here's my impression of you. "I'm posting on bluesky rn"
i do not "jake off" i "free willy"
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
i do not "jake off" i "free willy"
lobster movie
starring
jude claw...
starring
jude claw...
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
lobster movie
starring
jude claw...
starring
jude claw...
what kind of cookies do beavers like?
twig newtons!
twig newtons!
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
what kind of cookies do beavers like?
twig newtons!
twig newtons!