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computers be like "this shit true asf" and it's the number 1
November 20, 2024 at 1:56 AM
computers be like "this shit true asf" and it's the number 1
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Neither January nor February but a secret more catatonic third thing
February 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Neither January nor February but a secret more catatonic third thing
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they should make atype of milk that screams when you open it so you know its fresh
February 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
they should make atype of milk that screams when you open it so you know its fresh
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Depression on the streets, anxiety in the sheets
February 3, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Depression on the streets, anxiety in the sheets
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the next generation of great writing is going to come from shitposters, I'm telling you; the post format forces you to be concise and hone your words, feel your thoughts out. mark my words I'm seeing it. future greats. present greats, actually
February 3, 2026 at 3:15 AM
the next generation of great writing is going to come from shitposters, I'm telling you; the post format forces you to be concise and hone your words, feel your thoughts out. mark my words I'm seeing it. future greats. present greats, actually
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wow that's a really great song i love it i'm gonna listen to it so many times that i throw up if it ever comes on again
February 2, 2026 at 8:16 PM
wow that's a really great song i love it i'm gonna listen to it so many times that i throw up if it ever comes on again
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I’m so tired, I can’t wait to spend the night thinking about sleeping.
February 3, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I’m so tired, I can’t wait to spend the night thinking about sleeping.
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i like your fur pattern :3
February 3, 2026 at 3:46 AM
i like your fur pattern :3
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toast n cheese, world class snack
February 3, 2026 at 3:44 AM
toast n cheese, world class snack
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Eight Hours of Undisturbed Sleep
Name a fantasy film that's not Lord of the Rings.
February 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Eight Hours of Undisturbed Sleep
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Full frontal cortex
February 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Full frontal cortex
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You're truly an adult when you base all of your decisions on how tired you're likely to be in any given situation.
December 9, 2024 at 7:37 AM
You're truly an adult when you base all of your decisions on how tired you're likely to be in any given situation.
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Dammit. I wasted a “post hog” shitpost opportunity to post a groundhog.
February 3, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Dammit. I wasted a “post hog” shitpost opportunity to post a groundhog.
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Retail employees should be allowed to stab one customer a month
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Retail employees should be allowed to stab one customer a month
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Will practice random acts of weirdness.
February 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Will practice random acts of weirdness.
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the sea only exists because fish cry a lot
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
the sea only exists because fish cry a lot
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I only feed my house spirits pentagraham crackers
February 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I only feed my house spirits pentagraham crackers
Took a different route to the corner store, ran into this lovely creature 🐟
February 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Took a different route to the corner store, ran into this lovely creature 🐟
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I've never met a problem I couldn't turn into a disaster
January 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I've never met a problem I couldn't turn into a disaster
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My cat enjoys wiping his nose on me then licking it and I wish this had a punchline
February 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
My cat enjoys wiping his nose on me then licking it and I wish this had a punchline
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Q: what’s worse than a nemesis?
A: nemesiblings
A: nemesiblings
February 2, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Q: what’s worse than a nemesis?
A: nemesiblings
A: nemesiblings
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another day full of hope potential disappointment caffeine and cheese
February 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM
another day full of hope potential disappointment caffeine and cheese
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What are you eating and can I have some?
February 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
What are you eating and can I have some?
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Side hustle: you pay me to add alt text to your photos
February 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Side hustle: you pay me to add alt text to your photos