Pinned
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Walls keep out pain, but they also keep out joy. At some point, you’ll need to decide if the protection is worth the isolation.
February 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Walls keep out pain, but they also keep out joy. At some point, you’ll need to decide if the protection is worth the isolation.
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Society: Be polite. Work hard, and you might be rewarded.
Some jackass: What if I’m a dickwad?
Society: Well obviously that gets you everything
Some jackass: What if I’m a dickwad?
Society: Well obviously that gets you everything
February 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Society: Be polite. Work hard, and you might be rewarded.
Some jackass: What if I’m a dickwad?
Society: Well obviously that gets you everything
Some jackass: What if I’m a dickwad?
Society: Well obviously that gets you everything
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they could have saved time by calling them eelectric
February 5, 2026 at 10:25 PM
they could have saved time by calling them eelectric
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Forever obsessed with my growth bc its me vs me constantly
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Forever obsessed with my growth bc its me vs me constantly
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Feeling the most flies in the Vaseline we are I've ever felt before.
February 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Feeling the most flies in the Vaseline we are I've ever felt before.
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Some people have a trick knee; I can tell the storm’s a comin’ cause I feel it in my batwings
February 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Some people have a trick knee; I can tell the storm’s a comin’ cause I feel it in my batwings
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calling everything you do "shrek coded"
February 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
calling everything you do "shrek coded"
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My skeets are, and always will be, ad free
February 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
My skeets are, and always will be, ad free
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I shall not be held responsible for the things I said while in a state of undercaffeination.
February 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I shall not be held responsible for the things I said while in a state of undercaffeination.
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but are you “I still love you even after you burned the roof off my mouth off” in love with pizza
February 5, 2026 at 5:08 PM
but are you “I still love you even after you burned the roof off my mouth off” in love with pizza
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Capitalists will look at the endless metastatic growth of a cancer cell and see a business model.
A person whose highest aspiration is to emulate a cancer, can't possibly look at obviously dogshit ideas and go "nope," or respect others saying no, because that's not how you get endless growth.
A person whose highest aspiration is to emulate a cancer, can't possibly look at obviously dogshit ideas and go "nope," or respect others saying no, because that's not how you get endless growth.
June 11, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Capitalists will look at the endless metastatic growth of a cancer cell and see a business model.
A person whose highest aspiration is to emulate a cancer, can't possibly look at obviously dogshit ideas and go "nope," or respect others saying no, because that's not how you get endless growth.
A person whose highest aspiration is to emulate a cancer, can't possibly look at obviously dogshit ideas and go "nope," or respect others saying no, because that's not how you get endless growth.
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I got that dog* inside me
*extra strength Tylenol™️
*extra strength Tylenol™️
February 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I got that dog* inside me
*extra strength Tylenol™️
*extra strength Tylenol™️
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The only upside to AI is how ppl are gonna start realizing how much better fairytales & mythology are than all that mindless slop
February 5, 2026 at 12:30 PM
The only upside to AI is how ppl are gonna start realizing how much better fairytales & mythology are than all that mindless slop
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Watch the markets crash and chill?
February 5, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Watch the markets crash and chill?
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Aye, I am bearded, as ye fabled clams of yore
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Aye, I am bearded, as ye fabled clams of yore
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As I get older I've come to realize there is no position I can be in without some part of my body falling asleep.
February 5, 2026 at 1:25 PM
As I get older I've come to realize there is no position I can be in without some part of my body falling asleep.
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Marvelling at the homies as they glow through the vast never ending darkness
February 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Marvelling at the homies as they glow through the vast never ending darkness
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Glow sticks hold the sins of all the children who forgot to release the fireflies from the jar
February 4, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Glow sticks hold the sins of all the children who forgot to release the fireflies from the jar
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I hate the version of me who decided “you can’t afford snacks” at the grocery store two days ago
February 4, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I hate the version of me who decided “you can’t afford snacks” at the grocery store two days ago
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I used up all my motivation for Q1 in January
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I used up all my motivation for Q1 in January
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one thing about bluesky never changes. there’s always something else i’m supposed to be doing.
February 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
one thing about bluesky never changes. there’s always something else i’m supposed to be doing.
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Doctors without hors d'oeuvres
January 29, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Doctors without hors d'oeuvres
The gasp when I accidentally close the browser window that has the important tabs open 😑
February 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
The gasp when I accidentally close the browser window that has the important tabs open 😑
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oh i see there will never be enough sleep no matter what i do
February 3, 2026 at 11:02 PM
oh i see there will never be enough sleep no matter what i do
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Oh sure, everyone likes the weird girl when they want to get rid of a curse
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Oh sure, everyone likes the weird girl when they want to get rid of a curse