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elgecko.bsky.social
Tony
@elgecko.bsky.social
artist and pizzatarian | he/him
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A handful of the art styles I work in. There's a lot more, as I can barely focus on a single medium at one time. Stick around and find out! 😅
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Peeling the orange cat to get to the juices inside
February 1, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Everyone should be allowed to completely flip out up to 3 times a day with no repercussions.
January 30, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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thank god this year is almost over
February 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Had no idea what I was getting into 🌯
February 1, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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I wouldn't be this sleepy if I had some invigorating snow white cocaine
January 31, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Finished! Just in time for Caturday.
January 31, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Maybe we need to start throwing bad people into active volcanoes to get some of that hope flowing again.
January 30, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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Knuckle tats: (B)(U)(T)(T) (S)(L)(O)(L)
January 31, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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“Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

- physics professors
January 31, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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cat
January 31, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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nostalgic for when news was just one new
January 30, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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it’s actually very comforting to know there’s no amount of money that can make you not a massive loser
January 31, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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Me (scrolling): I've seen all of these posts... where is everyone? It's not that late?!

Also me: Oh... this is my page.
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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being rolled around on the 711 hotdog rollers must feel so good for the hotdog
May 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I don't touch grass very often because I prefer gummies
January 30, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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People are complicated. Avoid unnecessary exposure and approach with caution.
January 30, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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Tired: autism spectrum
Wired: autism miasma
January 30, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Dear whoever is in charge of "these things happen in threes":

Have I got some names for you.
January 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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can someone tell the Kool-Aid Man that it’s not “oh yeah” right now, it’s actually extremely “oh no” atm
January 30, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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sunny side up on poutine calling it fryz n shine
January 30, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Repurposing distribution centers as "redistribution centers" is pretty Orwellian ngl
January 30, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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my cat rules with a iron claw (she scratches me until i feed her butter)
January 30, 2026 at 7:40 AM
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shit I gotta use up all my america before it expires in july 2026
January 30, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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"Now is just not the time. We need to stand together and-" while standing atop a mountain of bodies.

That mountain of bodies could be people in need of abortion rights, or queer people, or Palestinians, doesn't particularly matter to democrats.

What matters is they were an acceptable sacrifice
May 15, 2024 at 12:21 PM