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Full frontal cortex
February 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Full frontal cortex
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You're truly an adult when you base all of your decisions on how tired you're likely to be in any given situation.
December 9, 2024 at 7:37 AM
You're truly an adult when you base all of your decisions on how tired you're likely to be in any given situation.
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Dammit. I wasted a “post hog” shitpost opportunity to post a groundhog.
February 3, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Dammit. I wasted a “post hog” shitpost opportunity to post a groundhog.
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Retail employees should be allowed to stab one customer a month
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Retail employees should be allowed to stab one customer a month
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Will practice random acts of weirdness.
February 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Will practice random acts of weirdness.
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the sea only exists because fish cry a lot
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
the sea only exists because fish cry a lot
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I only feed my house spirits pentagraham crackers
February 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I only feed my house spirits pentagraham crackers
Took a different route to the corner store, ran into this lovely creature 🐟
February 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Took a different route to the corner store, ran into this lovely creature 🐟
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I've never met a problem I couldn't turn into a disaster
January 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I've never met a problem I couldn't turn into a disaster
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My cat enjoys wiping his nose on me then licking it and I wish this had a punchline
February 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
My cat enjoys wiping his nose on me then licking it and I wish this had a punchline
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Q: what’s worse than a nemesis?
A: nemesiblings
A: nemesiblings
February 2, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Q: what’s worse than a nemesis?
A: nemesiblings
A: nemesiblings
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another day full of hope potential disappointment caffeine and cheese
February 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM
another day full of hope potential disappointment caffeine and cheese
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What are you eating and can I have some?
February 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
What are you eating and can I have some?
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Side hustle: you pay me to add alt text to your photos
February 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Side hustle: you pay me to add alt text to your photos
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I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist
February 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist
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got kicked out of ninja class for carrying snacks
February 2, 2026 at 6:34 PM
got kicked out of ninja class for carrying snacks
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the fire
remembers
every hand that
has fed it…✨
remembers
every hand that
has fed it…✨
January 31, 2026 at 8:44 PM
the fire
remembers
every hand that
has fed it…✨
remembers
every hand that
has fed it…✨
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who up so late it's early again
February 2, 2026 at 11:55 AM
who up so late it's early again
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America hasn't really changed, only your understanding of it.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
February 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
America hasn't really changed, only your understanding of it.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
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many goldfish do not survive the flavor blasting process
February 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
many goldfish do not survive the flavor blasting process
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had that dream where i find body parts on city steps, early spring it will be
February 2, 2026 at 12:16 PM
had that dream where i find body parts on city steps, early spring it will be
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Sometimes, life throws you a curveball. And sometimes you catch it with your face.
February 2, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Sometimes, life throws you a curveball. And sometimes you catch it with your face.
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If you display any uncertainty, I will hit you up for a penalty payment.
Not sure how this will go, but I'm going to fuck around and fine doubt.
Not sure how this will go, but I'm going to fuck around and fine doubt.
February 2, 2026 at 11:29 AM
If you display any uncertainty, I will hit you up for a penalty payment.
Not sure how this will go, but I'm going to fuck around and fine doubt.
Not sure how this will go, but I'm going to fuck around and fine doubt.
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You know mother nature has broke you when you see the temp at 5°f and your first emotion is gratitude.
February 2, 2026 at 11:28 AM
You know mother nature has broke you when you see the temp at 5°f and your first emotion is gratitude.