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Sometimes, life throws you a curveball. And sometimes you catch it with your face.
February 2, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Sometimes, life throws you a curveball. And sometimes you catch it with your face.
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If you display any uncertainty, I will hit you up for a penalty payment.
Not sure how this will go, but I'm going to fuck around and fine doubt.
Not sure how this will go, but I'm going to fuck around and fine doubt.
February 2, 2026 at 11:29 AM
If you display any uncertainty, I will hit you up for a penalty payment.
Not sure how this will go, but I'm going to fuck around and fine doubt.
Not sure how this will go, but I'm going to fuck around and fine doubt.
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You know mother nature has broke you when you see the temp at 5°f and your first emotion is gratitude.
February 2, 2026 at 11:28 AM
You know mother nature has broke you when you see the temp at 5°f and your first emotion is gratitude.
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I like you so much that sometimes I forget I was gonna get high
February 2, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I like you so much that sometimes I forget I was gonna get high
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if your homo erectus lasts for more than 4 hours, call an anthropologist
February 2, 2026 at 6:53 AM
if your homo erectus lasts for more than 4 hours, call an anthropologist
Style examples I work in for a new pin 🧷
February 2, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Style examples I work in for a new pin 🧷
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it's Sunday night, let's get this dread
February 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
it's Sunday night, let's get this dread
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when I was young and wild I kept a handcuff key stitched into the back of my belt and for the first time in 25 years I'm thinking about doing that again
January 31, 2026 at 2:38 AM
when I was young and wild I kept a handcuff key stitched into the back of my belt and for the first time in 25 years I'm thinking about doing that again
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recharging under a winter moon
February 2, 2026 at 3:32 AM
recharging under a winter moon
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*grinding up my morning meds with the coffee beans to save time*
January 30, 2026 at 1:21 PM
*grinding up my morning meds with the coffee beans to save time*
Russian roulette, but it's just me hoping not to eat the licorice jelly bean
February 2, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Russian roulette, but it's just me hoping not to eat the licorice jelly bean
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I bet we could get "squirt" trending as a morale booster
February 2, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I bet we could get "squirt" trending as a morale booster
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someday I’ll get the joke
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 AM
someday I’ll get the joke
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Them: What’s bsky like?
Me: It’s like if a butthole, a pizza, someone’s pets
and depression walked into
a bar
Me: It’s like if a butthole, a pizza, someone’s pets
and depression walked into
a bar
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Them: What’s bsky like?
Me: It’s like if a butthole, a pizza, someone’s pets
and depression walked into
a bar
Me: It’s like if a butthole, a pizza, someone’s pets
and depression walked into
a bar
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The fact that the three ICE/CBP agents involved in the two Minnesota shootings have nearly 40 years of combined experience should be the nail in the coffin of any "training" rhetoric
February 2, 2026 at 12:26 AM
The fact that the three ICE/CBP agents involved in the two Minnesota shootings have nearly 40 years of combined experience should be the nail in the coffin of any "training" rhetoric
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Daytime me always agrees to things that nighttime me does not want to do.
January 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Daytime me always agrees to things that nighttime me does not want to do.
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Threads more like Turds am I right
No come back I'm funny
No come back I'm funny
February 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Threads more like Turds am I right
No come back I'm funny
No come back I'm funny
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Telling me who’s gonna be there isn’t gonna make me wanna go more…
February 1, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Telling me who’s gonna be there isn’t gonna make me wanna go more…
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Peeling the orange cat to get to the juices inside
February 1, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Peeling the orange cat to get to the juices inside
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Everyone should be allowed to completely flip out up to 3 times a day with no repercussions.
January 30, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Everyone should be allowed to completely flip out up to 3 times a day with no repercussions.
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thank god this year is almost over
February 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
thank god this year is almost over
Had no idea what I was getting into 🌯
February 1, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Had no idea what I was getting into 🌯
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I wouldn't be this sleepy if I had some invigorating snow white cocaine
January 31, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I wouldn't be this sleepy if I had some invigorating snow white cocaine
Finished! Just in time for Caturday.
January 31, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Finished! Just in time for Caturday.
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Maybe we need to start throwing bad people into active volcanoes to get some of that hope flowing again.
January 30, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Maybe we need to start throwing bad people into active volcanoes to get some of that hope flowing again.