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C 🇨🇦
@coffeeinhand.bsky.social
Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast. Musings from an ADHD mind

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watch me gardening on my OnlyPlants
April 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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typical orange cat selfie
January 31, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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“Allow me to demonstrate.”

- demons, probably
February 6, 2026 at 10:02 AM
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I kinda wanna get right with the lord but I also want to throat punch people so you see my dilemma
February 7, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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be the butter you want to believe in
February 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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The internet was better when the modem screamed.
November 25, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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screw matching tatts,
let’s get matching cats
February 6, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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every time someone says coke zero here it means you have to take a drink of your cocaine
February 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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mentally ill and chill, man
February 6, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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to boost ratings they’re playing the super bowl around a bad bunny concert
February 7, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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hyperfixate on each other & chill?
February 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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delicious if literal: buritto taxi
February 6, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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carbs are like that naughty friend who calls after you’ve gotten your life together
February 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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JFC = JOHN FUCKIN CANDY
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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A Canadian that doesn’t like poutine is considered Eh-typical.
February 6, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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Life is messy. So is your butthole. Do something.
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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losing my fucking mind as a little treat
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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Hire an accordionist to start playing at family gatherings when you want to signal the guests it’s time for them to leave.
February 6, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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i will do ridiculous things for money for example today i will use some of my life force to answer emails
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Brain is buffering. Please hold
February 7, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Low quality interactions, logging on
February 7, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Friday 🔊🎶

and I might be high
February 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral 🔊🎶

Gonna lock in and get lost in the music
February 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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Dressing for the job I want (corpse).
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 PM