C 🇨🇦
@coffeeinhand.bsky.social
Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast. Musings from an ADHD mind
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oh i see there will never be enough sleep no matter what i do
February 3, 2026 at 11:02 PM
oh i see there will never be enough sleep no matter what i do
I used up all my motivation for Q1 in January
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I used up all my motivation for Q1 in January
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Are you a pandemic because you’ve got my heart on lockdown
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Are you a pandemic because you’ve got my heart on lockdown
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The delicate balance between staying informed and loosing your goddamned mind
January 25, 2026 at 11:19 AM
The delicate balance between staying informed and loosing your goddamned mind
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I trust that groundhog more than I trust this administration
February 2, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I trust that groundhog more than I trust this administration
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I think your dog would really like me
February 4, 2026 at 12:56 PM
I think your dog would really like me
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I will like every cat picture I don’t care
February 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I will like every cat picture I don’t care
I'll make tacos on a Wednesday, I don't give a fuck
February 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I'll make tacos on a Wednesday, I don't give a fuck
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today on the pod we tackle that age old question: wtf
February 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
today on the pod we tackle that age old question: wtf
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My therapist told me social media was bad for me so I told her the pastry she had on her desk was going to give her diabetes.
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
My therapist told me social media was bad for me so I told her the pastry she had on her desk was going to give her diabetes.
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Sex is best when all parties sound like seagulls fighting over a bag of parking lot fries
February 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Sex is best when all parties sound like seagulls fighting over a bag of parking lot fries
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I only go where people like me . . . that's why I'm home most of the time.
February 4, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I only go where people like me . . . that's why I'm home most of the time.
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i was diagnosed as being a little sweetie pie and there’s no cure
February 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
i was diagnosed as being a little sweetie pie and there’s no cure
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Not shaved, not natural, but a secret third thing (crop circles)
January 28, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Not shaved, not natural, but a secret third thing (crop circles)
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me as a Bluesky therapist
(mute)
(mute)
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
me as a Bluesky therapist
(mute)
(mute)
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Turning into a fish so i can dispense with having feelings
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Turning into a fish so i can dispense with having feelings
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I know that I could never chop up a body with an axe should I ever need to dispose of a corpse. It’s not that I’m squeamish or anything, I just lack the necessary upper body strength.
February 4, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I know that I could never chop up a body with an axe should I ever need to dispose of a corpse. It’s not that I’m squeamish or anything, I just lack the necessary upper body strength.
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hello darkness my old frenemy
October 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
hello darkness my old frenemy
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one mood away from getting a tattoo that says eyebrows on my forehead
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
one mood away from getting a tattoo that says eyebrows on my forehead
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i don’t see how The Who doesn’t open for every superb owl
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
i don’t see how The Who doesn’t open for every superb owl
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People who talk to their dogs are not judged as harshly as those that talk to themselves.
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
People who talk to their dogs are not judged as harshly as those that talk to themselves.
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what if I broke into your place, total home invasion style, just to tell your pets I l love them
February 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
what if I broke into your place, total home invasion style, just to tell your pets I l love them
A little dilly here, a little dally there
February 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
A little dilly here, a little dally there
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What the world needs now is an 80s movie montage
February 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
What the world needs now is an 80s movie montage
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Oh sure, everyone likes the weird girl when they want to get rid of a curse
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Oh sure, everyone likes the weird girl when they want to get rid of a curse