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· Feb 27
60s girl group lyrics are like
Lead singer: my man's so bad they're running him out of town. My parents say if i don't break up with him they're kicking me out of the house
Backup singer: where'd ya meet him?
Lead singer: candy store
Lead singer: my man's so bad they're running him out of town. My parents say if i don't break up with him they're kicking me out of the house
Backup singer: where'd ya meet him?
Lead singer: candy store
I accidentally hung this hook upside-down 5ish years ago with every intention of turning it rightside-up posthaste and short story short I need to be out of this apartment by thursday
December 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I accidentally hung this hook upside-down 5ish years ago with every intention of turning it rightside-up posthaste and short story short I need to be out of this apartment by thursday
tech people really scraping the bottom of the barrel for bad evil not good lord of the rings references to name their startups after
December 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
tech people really scraping the bottom of the barrel for bad evil not good lord of the rings references to name their startups after
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the guy who says wipeout in the song wipeout must be one zany sonofabitch
December 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
the guy who says wipeout in the song wipeout must be one zany sonofabitch
this is what things were like a year ago
December 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
this is what things were like a year ago
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think about miss piggy's place in popular culture and she's just universally acknowledged as a total babe. now think about the fact that this was a gag ("lipstick on a pig") when the muppet show started. she is a pioneer that moved that needle via sheer grind
she really did this. she's really her.
she really did this. she's really her.
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
think about miss piggy's place in popular culture and she's just universally acknowledged as a total babe. now think about the fact that this was a gag ("lipstick on a pig") when the muppet show started. she is a pioneer that moved that needle via sheer grind
she really did this. she's really her.
she really did this. she's really her.
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Thirsty Dog!/Thirsty Cat! (1994-1994): Liters of lightly carbonated bottled water made specifically for pets, containing vitamins and flavorings ("crispy beef" for dogs, and "tangy fish" for cats), but FDA approved for humans consumption, and even certified kosher.
November 30, 2023 at 12:25 PM
Thirsty Dog!/Thirsty Cat! (1994-1994): Liters of lightly carbonated bottled water made specifically for pets, containing vitamins and flavorings ("crispy beef" for dogs, and "tangy fish" for cats), but FDA approved for humans consumption, and even certified kosher.
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I found a alien
December 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I found a alien
traveling during the holidays is rough because everyone is taking a break from making content for me to listen to while I travel during the holidays
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
traveling during the holidays is rough because everyone is taking a break from making content for me to listen to while I travel during the holidays
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I have to do night plumbing
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I have to do night plumbing
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And Macaulay Culkin, who plays Home, he gave everything
December 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
And Macaulay Culkin, who plays Home, he gave everything
they used to malt a lot more things than we do now. hardly anything gets malted today. maybe we'd be happier if we were malting
December 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
they used to malt a lot more things than we do now. hardly anything gets malted today. maybe we'd be happier if we were malting
I only learned about that awful awful slippers song like a week ago and it's been stuck in my head
December 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I only learned about that awful awful slippers song like a week ago and it's been stuck in my head
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many of my friends are red and green pilled this time of year
December 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
many of my friends are red and green pilled this time of year
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Double checking my cookie recipe on the qb playbook sleeve
December 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Double checking my cookie recipe on the qb playbook sleeve
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Giddy up jingle horse pick up your feet sounds like something my homophobic equestrian teacher would have said to my gay horse in highschool
December 10, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Giddy up jingle horse pick up your feet sounds like something my homophobic equestrian teacher would have said to my gay horse in highschool
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You say the name tea leoni in my presence you're gonna have to pause for about 30 seconds while i run this full jingle in my head before I can start listening again
youtu.be/rYBNJ4INV1Q?...
youtu.be/rYBNJ4INV1Q?...
1997 The Naked Truth Commercial - "La Bamba" Téa Leoni
YouTube video by fitandfunky
youtu.be
October 29, 2024 at 9:17 PM
You say the name tea leoni in my presence you're gonna have to pause for about 30 seconds while i run this full jingle in my head before I can start listening again
youtu.be/rYBNJ4INV1Q?...
youtu.be/rYBNJ4INV1Q?...
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December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
this is hello guy #2 !?? I can't even imagine someone beating this guy with their hello game. hello guy #1 must really be something
December 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
this is hello guy #2 !?? I can't even imagine someone beating this guy with their hello game. hello guy #1 must really be something
this sucks. movie theater selection here is already dire. is there a single other theater within the inner belt aside from baxter? not counting the one at the speed
It’s official: Baxter Avenue Theatres will close. The news comes after weeks of rumors that the nearly 30-year-old movie theater would shut its doors. www.lpm.org/news/2025-12...
Beloved Baxter Avenue Theatres to close, owner says
It’s official: Baxter Avenue Theatres will close. The news comes after weeks of rumors that the 30-year-old movie theater would shut its doors.
www.lpm.org
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
this sucks. movie theater selection here is already dire. is there a single other theater within the inner belt aside from baxter? not counting the one at the speed
stop eating wood? and let my teeth grow out of control? what are you, the forest service?
December 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
stop eating wood? and let my teeth grow out of control? what are you, the forest service?
it's pretty cool to eat paper and wood
December 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
it's pretty cool to eat paper and wood