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gorlock
@gorlock.bsky.social
· Feb 27
60s girl group lyrics are like
Lead singer: my man's so bad they're running him out of town. My parents say if i don't break up with him they're kicking me out of the house
Backup singer: where'd ya meet him?
Lead singer: candy store
Lead singer: my man's so bad they're running him out of town. My parents say if i don't break up with him they're kicking me out of the house
Backup singer: where'd ya meet him?
Lead singer: candy store
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frankenstein is just frank to a freak like me
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
frankenstein is just frank to a freak like me
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God is 15 years old. He was born in 2010. 9/11 might as well be world war 2 to him.
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
God is 15 years old. He was born in 2010. 9/11 might as well be world war 2 to him.
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fill my trough bitch
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
fill my trough bitch
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Finally... freshwater taffy
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Finally... freshwater taffy
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They call the desk tiny, I dont believe the desk is tiny ive seen like 7 full grown adults back there AND their instruments
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
They call the desk tiny, I dont believe the desk is tiny ive seen like 7 full grown adults back there AND their instruments
this is ruby mae, my pixelated cow who just got back from a gorgeous trip to the plastic surgery clinic
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
this is ruby mae, my pixelated cow who just got back from a gorgeous trip to the plastic surgery clinic
sorry I mispoke, I meant "terrorize"
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
sorry I mispoke, I meant "terrorize"
not to get political but jd vance got a cat eye thread lift
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
not to get political but jd vance got a cat eye thread lift
theres a common misconception that the phrase is "bold faced lie" so don't feel bad if you didn't know this but actually it's "boiled faced lie"—everyone but you just has a southern accent
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
theres a common misconception that the phrase is "bold faced lie" so don't feel bad if you didn't know this but actually it's "boiled faced lie"—everyone but you just has a southern accent
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt—his name is my name too" i stg some people tell the most obvious bald faced lies just to see what they can get away with
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt—his name is my name too" i stg some people tell the most obvious bald faced lies just to see what they can get away with
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i've never fallen through a ceiling and i don't want to, but i *expect* to, at least once before i die
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i've never fallen through a ceiling and i don't want to, but i *expect* to, at least once before i die
it's such an ok day, i think i'll give myself a haircut
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
it's such an ok day, i think i'll give myself a haircut
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I can see five miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I can see five miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
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thinking about getting play doh for lunch again
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
thinking about getting play doh for lunch again
skeleton with boobs gif
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
skeleton with boobs gif
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The first time Elvis wiggled his hips like that, his entire dick and balls shot off.
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The first time Elvis wiggled his hips like that, his entire dick and balls shot off.
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Need an article on performative weeding. Guys who bring their whackers on the subway. Men at the bar sitting next to waist-high paper bags full of debris. I think that could be an intruguing angle
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Need an article on performative weeding. Guys who bring their whackers on the subway. Men at the bar sitting next to waist-high paper bags full of debris. I think that could be an intruguing angle
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M&ms should have hair. Bald candies make me think about death
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
M&ms should have hair. Bald candies make me think about death
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We often speak of you.
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 AM
We often speak of you.
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