jenn schiffer 🕷️🕯️
@jennschiffer.com
platform-reknowned jennschiffer.com of @bugsrock.online with a career background in web development, community, marketing, compsci education and being a scary bitch!
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jenn schiffer 🕷️🕯️
@jennschiffer.com
· Apr 28
i just keep getting hotter and smarter
i love buying a glue stick online and 18 hours later getting an email from the store asking me how things went. surely they are talking about things in general and not the glue stick that hasn’t even been put in a box yet
December 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i love buying a glue stick online and 18 hours later getting an email from the store asking me how things went. surely they are talking about things in general and not the glue stick that hasn’t even been put in a box yet
i started a business by myself and sold 100 candles, which is 100 more candles than i have ever sold before
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
Reading & writing has kept me alive this year.
Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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December 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
i started a business by myself and sold 100 candles, which is 100 more candles than i have ever sold before
shut up and drive
December 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
shut up and drive
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the registration page for the Flock x Palentir Santa Tracker™ keeps complaining that the password i want to set is *too* strong
December 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
the registration page for the Flock x Palentir Santa Tracker™ keeps complaining that the password i want to set is *too* strong
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tits or ass? bro the ocean of oil under her feet
December 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
tits or ass? bro the ocean of oil under her feet
if any of you work at liquid death i think a fun idea would be to make little chocolate cans like the boozy little bottles except they just have, like, water - or simple syrup if you want to be normal i guess. someone gave me some boozy little bottle chocolates and i don’t drink!
December 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
if any of you work at liquid death i think a fun idea would be to make little chocolate cans like the boozy little bottles except they just have, like, water - or simple syrup if you want to be normal i guess. someone gave me some boozy little bottle chocolates and i don’t drink!
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
here i am with my latest pixel art painting
December 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
here i am with my latest pixel art painting
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I need 30 people to subscribe to @garbageday.email right now. Please. We're so freaking close to 100,000. Please 😭🙏🏻❤️
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A newsletter about having fun online
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December 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I need 30 people to subscribe to @garbageday.email right now. Please. We're so freaking close to 100,000. Please 😭🙏🏻❤️
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i made this ceramic clock!
December 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
i made this ceramic clock!
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
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Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable group.
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
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December 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable group.
true medicine, like supplements! lmao
Another new a16z idea: giving letters of medical necessity to anybody so they can commit tax fraud
Between funding social media bot farms, crypto, and prediction markets, this company represents the new era where tech is mostly just for fraud
Between funding social media bot farms, crypto, and prediction markets, this company represents the new era where tech is mostly just for fraud
December 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
true medicine, like supplements! lmao
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putting this on repeat in the family living room as the new yule log
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
putting this on repeat in the family living room as the new yule log
i see stats like this and think of how it almost didn’t happen because of politics under the veil of performative worry that an imagined group people would stop driving from jersey to the west side of manhattan to get breakfast at the comfort diner
Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan…
* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M
So YES this has been a huge success.
* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M
So YES this has been a huge success.
December 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
i see stats like this and think of how it almost didn’t happen because of politics under the veil of performative worry that an imagined group people would stop driving from jersey to the west side of manhattan to get breakfast at the comfort diner
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With Heatcheck, you can also create an account (via atproto!), mark your favorite team, and get notified via email on whether you should watch your team's latest game. As a Sixers fan in Europe, it's been useful for me to not waste my mornings on a 40-point blowout loss.
December 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
With Heatcheck, you can also create an account (via atproto!), mark your favorite team, and get notified via email on whether you should watch your team's latest game. As a Sixers fan in Europe, it's been useful for me to not waste my mornings on a 40-point blowout loss.
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2025 was a huge year for building arcade cabinets- I sold 12 this year alone! Here’s where they went:
1. Particle Mace by @andymakes.itch.io sent to @indiedarlingsf.bsky.social in SF
1. Particle Mace by @andymakes.itch.io sent to @indiedarlingsf.bsky.social in SF
December 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
2025 was a huge year for building arcade cabinets- I sold 12 this year alone! Here’s where they went:
1. Particle Mace by @andymakes.itch.io sent to @indiedarlingsf.bsky.social in SF
1. Particle Mace by @andymakes.itch.io sent to @indiedarlingsf.bsky.social in SF
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
how funny and peculiar that people like spending less money and not more money, and do not like the news that they may have been spending more money for no real discernible reason to the point that a big company actually took some kind of action
It is funny how everyone freaks out about algorithmic pricing, but loves algorithmic discounts… you know which are the same thing
#BREAKING: Instacart says it will halt a practice that used AI to adjust the cost of groceries for different shoppers after a study found some customers were paying as much as 23% more for the same items.
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
how funny and peculiar that people like spending less money and not more money, and do not like the news that they may have been spending more money for no real discernible reason to the point that a big company actually took some kind of action
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Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
last week was all about small endings and loops closed before everyone fucks off for the holidays livelaugh.blog/posts/weekly...
weekly retro #46: the ramp up to the ramp down
hi, i'm jenn schiffer and this is my lifestyle blog
livelaugh.blog
December 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
last week was all about small endings and loops closed before everyone fucks off for the holidays livelaugh.blog/posts/weekly...
ok so the trick is if you have light hair you need to go with a lighter mascara and lash set. some people treat the pigment of mascara with a scarcity mindset - like getting brown is “wasteful” because it’s not as dark as midnight black, but the real utility of mascara is shape and texture not color
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
ok so the trick is if you have light hair you need to go with a lighter mascara and lash set. some people treat the pigment of mascara with a scarcity mindset - like getting brown is “wasteful” because it’s not as dark as midnight black, but the real utility of mascara is shape and texture not color