jenn schiffer 🕷️🕯️
@jennschiffer.com
the joker of candle-making @bugsrock.online, one of the greatest minds in web development (jennschiffer.com) and blogging (livelaugh.blog), nyc co-host of robot karaoke (robotkaraoke.live), hot and smart and talented
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jenn schiffer 🕷️🕯️
@jennschiffer.com
· Apr 28
i just keep getting hotter and smarter
found the t-square by accident and took that as a sign that i needed to start a new pixel figure painting, a nice end of year personal project OR my emotional demise. stay tuned, jenn nation
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
found the t-square by accident and took that as a sign that i needed to start a new pixel figure painting, a nice end of year personal project OR my emotional demise. stay tuned, jenn nation
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New from me: The internet promised the democratization of information, power, and expression. Now there are vanishingly few ways to be online that don't involve being a billboard.
I wrote about the weird — and sometimes devastating — experience of being *influenced*
www.theverge.com/cs/features/...
I wrote about the weird — and sometimes devastating — experience of being *influenced*
www.theverge.com/cs/features/...
Confessions of the influenced
Behind every influencer is an army of the people mired in debt and mass-produced clutter.
www.theverge.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
New from me: The internet promised the democratization of information, power, and expression. Now there are vanishingly few ways to be online that don't involve being a billboard.
I wrote about the weird — and sometimes devastating — experience of being *influenced*
www.theverge.com/cs/features/...
I wrote about the weird — and sometimes devastating — experience of being *influenced*
www.theverge.com/cs/features/...
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just sliced my tester with a hot butter knife. don’t try this at home, i am a professional and a woman (apple) stem 🍎🔪
December 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
just sliced my tester with a hot butter knife. don’t try this at home, i am a professional and a woman (apple) stem 🍎🔪
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December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
bye bitch
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
bye bitch
last week i was handed a thyroid diagram that looked like it was from a coloring book and told to hand it over when i was called in for my ultrasound. also i launched new candles!
weekly retro #44: poked, prodded, but not fully deflated
hi, i'm jenn schiffer and this is my lifestyle blog
livelaugh.blog
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
last week i was handed a thyroid diagram that looked like it was from a coloring book and told to hand it over when i was called in for my ultrasound. also i launched new candles!
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
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it’s monday again
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
it’s monday again
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Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
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Can we get past $2000 by midnight? That would mean we're 10% of the way to our goal.
Learn about the Black Zine Fair & please help us to fund it: gogetfunding.com/black-zine-f...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTYJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTYJ...
Black Zine Fair
YouTube video by Sojourners for Justice Press
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Can we get past $2000 by midnight? That would mean we're 10% of the way to our goal.
got my new marketplace insurance for 2026 hope it covers my wrist snapping from the jerk off motion i am making about it
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
got my new marketplace insurance for 2026 hope it covers my wrist snapping from the jerk off motion i am making about it
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Remember, tech employees, we just have to do more with less.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Remember, tech employees, we just have to do more with less.
if you know, or have just seen, andy and i, you can understand why getting the tub unclogged is a bigger project for me than the average household
December 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
if you know, or have just seen, andy and i, you can understand why getting the tub unclogged is a bigger project for me than the average household
tons of good books!🧵
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
tons of good books!🧵
they should do it, especially since it worked out so well for meta as far as the success of the metaverse goes
Salesforce CEO Mulls Changing Name to AI-Flavored 'Agentforce'
Salesforce CEO Mulls Changing Name to AI-Flavored 'Agentforce'
Put "AI" in your name and watch the stock price climb.
gizmodo.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
they should do it, especially since it worked out so well for meta as far as the success of the metaverse goes
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
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There’s a react2shell POC circulating that appears to be viable.
Fastly verified our NGWAF successfully blocks this exploit variant.
⚠️ Our initial data points suggest attackers are actively probing for vulnerable apps. ⚠️
Identify and update your React & Next.js apps + layer proactive protection.
Fastly verified our NGWAF successfully blocks this exploit variant.
⚠️ Our initial data points suggest attackers are actively probing for vulnerable apps. ⚠️
Identify and update your React & Next.js apps + layer proactive protection.
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
There’s a react2shell POC circulating that appears to be viable.
Fastly verified our NGWAF successfully blocks this exploit variant.
⚠️ Our initial data points suggest attackers are actively probing for vulnerable apps. ⚠️
Identify and update your React & Next.js apps + layer proactive protection.
Fastly verified our NGWAF successfully blocks this exploit variant.
⚠️ Our initial data points suggest attackers are actively probing for vulnerable apps. ⚠️
Identify and update your React & Next.js apps + layer proactive protection.
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American Healthcare
December 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
American Healthcare
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i reject the premise that having drugs on a boat is deserving a death sentence!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i reject the premise that having drugs on a boat is deserving a death sentence!!!!!!!!!!!!!
important timeline cleanse
Maury Povich (age 86) and Connie Chung (79) are the romance/palate-cleanser American journalism needs.
A pleasure to have media’s most delightful power couple, together, in the PTFO studio 🐐🐐
youtu.be/K6pRqrIQfqE?...
A pleasure to have media’s most delightful power couple, together, in the PTFO studio 🐐🐐
youtu.be/K6pRqrIQfqE?...
Maury Povich and Connie Chung Are the IRL Couple We Need | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
important timeline cleanse
my phlebotomist this morning had a clip on her lanyard that said “phleb life” and the “l” was a butterfly needle. i love work flair!
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
my phlebotomist this morning had a clip on her lanyard that said “phleb life” and the “l” was a butterfly needle. i love work flair!
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
been enjoying @anisota.net these past few days and according to its harvest roundup of my account i have alt text on 100% of my media posts
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
been enjoying @anisota.net these past few days and according to its harvest roundup of my account i have alt text on 100% of my media posts
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