Elaine
@oritart.ca
Made in Canada from domestic and imported ingredients
Political Science student @ Concordia, former code monkey, seal enjoyer
Top 8 Calling KC, 74th Pro Tour Singapore, Level 2 Judge, former wizard rectangle judge/player
en/zh/fr, she/they/她/elle
Political Science student @ Concordia, former code monkey, seal enjoyer
Top 8 Calling KC, 74th Pro Tour Singapore, Level 2 Judge, former wizard rectangle judge/player
en/zh/fr, she/they/她/elle
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fun fact: you can pull early middle age women by giving them seal plushies
December 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
fun fact: you can pull early middle age women by giving them seal plushies
yet another table number to have to print extras of
![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
yet another table number to have to print extras of
Reposted by Elaine
the downside of having a crush on someone with the same special interest as you is that you can't even show that you like them by listening to them infodump about their special interest
December 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
the downside of having a crush on someone with the same special interest as you is that you can't even show that you like them by listening to them infodump about their special interest
reminder to check your bulk
December 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
reminder to check your bulk
this is a real picture of me
(oc - osaka kaiyukan, july 2024)
(oc - osaka kaiyukan, july 2024)
December 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
this is a real picture of me
(oc - osaka kaiyukan, july 2024)
(oc - osaka kaiyukan, july 2024)
how much for just the testicles?
asking for the democratic senate leadership
asking for the democratic senate leadership
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
how much for just the testicles?
asking for the democratic senate leadership
asking for the democratic senate leadership
Protip: if you want to avoid arguments about whose family to stay with for the holidays, just date a trans woman
:(
:(
December 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Protip: if you want to avoid arguments about whose family to stay with for the holidays, just date a trans woman
:(
:(
LOOK AT ME
I'M THE GUARDIAN NOW
I'M THE GUARDIAN NOW
December 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
LOOK AT ME
I'M THE GUARDIAN NOW
I'M THE GUARDIAN NOW
took a really bad fall on the ice today, but unfortunately I wasn't run over by a car and I still have to suffer through the curse of existence
December 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
took a really bad fall on the ice today, but unfortunately I wasn't run over by a car and I still have to suffer through the curse of existence
"why'd you name her moon??? she doesn't even look like the moon!"
tsuki-chan:
tsuki-chan:
December 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"why'd you name her moon??? she doesn't even look like the moon!"
tsuki-chan:
tsuki-chan:
prism is a manic pixie dream girl i will not elaborate
December 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
prism is a manic pixie dream girl i will not elaborate
what do you think poilievre gives out for secret santa
or is he one of those "I forgot I'll get you something later" and then never does kinds of people
or is he one of those "I forgot I'll get you something later" and then never does kinds of people
however stupid you think Canadian politics is, I promise its much, much dumber than that
December 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
what do you think poilievre gives out for secret santa
or is he one of those "I forgot I'll get you something later" and then never does kinds of people
or is he one of those "I forgot I'll get you something later" and then never does kinds of people
however stupid you think Canadian politics is, I promise its much, much dumber than that
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
however stupid you think Canadian politics is, I promise its much, much dumber than that
[holding back wanting to strangle the recipient] Good evening. I hope this email finds you well...
December 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
[holding back wanting to strangle the recipient] Good evening. I hope this email finds you well...
lol
Welcome to the Liberal team, Michael Ma.
This hinge moment for Canada requires serious solutions to deliver big things, and to build a stronger, safer, and more prosperous future.
This hinge moment for Canada requires serious solutions to deliver big things, and to build a stronger, safer, and more prosperous future.
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
lol
I keep seeing posts like this but then you follow-up a month later and there's still no details
I want to believe the Major Projects Office is working overtime but at what point am I stupid for believing
I want to believe the Major Projects Office is working overtime but at what point am I stupid for believing
Canada’s new government is investing big to attract world-class talent in science and technology — and become an innovation powerhouse.
December 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I keep seeing posts like this but then you follow-up a month later and there's still no details
I want to believe the Major Projects Office is working overtime but at what point am I stupid for believing
I want to believe the Major Projects Office is working overtime but at what point am I stupid for believing
this could have been me but instead I had to be born a depressed human instead
December 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
this could have been me but instead I had to be born a depressed human instead
Reposted by Elaine
>board state slop
>yellows matter deck
>incredible card draw
>reliance on at least one fable
>snowball potential
why did lss print kassai, cintari sellsword?
pic unrelated
>yellows matter deck
>incredible card draw
>reliance on at least one fable
>snowball potential
why did lss print kassai, cintari sellsword?
pic unrelated
December 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
>board state slop
>yellows matter deck
>incredible card draw
>reliance on at least one fable
>snowball potential
why did lss print kassai, cintari sellsword?
pic unrelated
>yellows matter deck
>incredible card draw
>reliance on at least one fable
>snowball potential
why did lss print kassai, cintari sellsword?
pic unrelated
do you have games on your phone
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
do you have games on your phone
- got my L2, finally
- top 8 a calling and a bh
- 3x BH top 16, calling top 32
- barely missed cash at pt singapore
- presented at a handful of conferences, including at worlds
- judged 4 T3 events
- top 8 a calling and a bh
- 3x BH top 16, calling top 32
- barely missed cash at pt singapore
- presented at a handful of conferences, including at worlds
- judged 4 T3 events
forgot to set #fabtcg goals, but some highlights from this year:
-got subtweeted on World Tour Weekly for being annoying with Intimate Inducement
-BH Vegas top 8
-got my first and second gold foils
-won a Skirmish on Data Doll while dressed as a robot
-a general sense of growth as a player
-got subtweeted on World Tour Weekly for being annoying with Intimate Inducement
-BH Vegas top 8
-got my first and second gold foils
-won a Skirmish on Data Doll while dressed as a robot
-a general sense of growth as a player
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
- got my L2, finally
- top 8 a calling and a bh
- 3x BH top 16, calling top 32
- barely missed cash at pt singapore
- presented at a handful of conferences, including at worlds
- judged 4 T3 events
- top 8 a calling and a bh
- 3x BH top 16, calling top 32
- barely missed cash at pt singapore
- presented at a handful of conferences, including at worlds
- judged 4 T3 events
you've decided to play Prism? choose your subclass
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
you've decided to play Prism? choose your subclass
me when my opponent misblocks my herald of erudition
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
me when my opponent misblocks my herald of erudition