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Realizing that today was another awful day I give you this most graceful greyhound
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It says Salted Caramel.. but it should say aluminum coconut.. OMG no.! not a natural flavor
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Ya’ll gon’ make me lose my mind.
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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there should be realistic holiday movies that show people sitting alone eating a wawa gobbler sub and watching home alone on repeat
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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i would like to go big and go home
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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We only rate dogs. This is a family of Suburban Gold Fairies. It's rare for them to travel together like this. Very magical but please only send dogs. Thank you... 13/10 for all (TT: hdbrosriley)
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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you’re at bed and bath

i need you beyond
You're at Oates.

I need you at Hall.
You’re at Simon.

I need you at Garfunkel.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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My space heater is working
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Welcome to my mind palace.There are thousands of rooms, each with its own special theme.
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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You’re at Lennon, but I need you at McCartney.
You're at Hall.

I need you at Oates.
You’re at Simon.

I need you at Garfunkel.
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Its a beautiful day. I have everything I need and zero plans. That’s weird.
What to do, what to do.
homer simpson from the simpsons is adjusting his tie .
Alt: homer simpson from the simpsons is adjusting his tie .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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At the end of the day, it’s the end of the day.
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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the lady that filled the bird feeder was two hours late and chester was starting to get pissed
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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calories don’t count because they failed math
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Netflix and stop talking to me
tryna hear what they’re sayin
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Winters is Coming
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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I just wanna be rich enough to build a house with a quicksand moat around it
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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I'm holding my life together with duct tape and tequila. You?
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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tomorrow’s regrets begin with today’s why nots
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Bunny butt keeping everyone in line.
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I feel a tad guilty giving you an earworm after we had joy, we had fun. we had seasons in the Sun.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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how many jokes do i need to post before the world is fixed
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
“WHAT DOES THE “K” STAND FOR?”

Love it…
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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As it would turn out, the first cut, ISN’T the deepest.
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM